“look at you…. you’re gorgeous”

What is it that prompts men….. to look adoringly at a woman who has been slothing around the house all week, throwing her guts up, and running to the bathroom ten times a day, wearing trackpants two sizes too big, an old Nike sweater, disheveled hair, ugg boots, no makeup and dark rings under her eyes from lack of sleep…. and say… ‘You’re so beautiful babe’.

I mean… are they fucking blind?  I feel like crap.  I look like crap.  I’ve been feeling so shite that I haven’t so much as paid one iota of attention to my appearance since I called in sick for work on Tuesday morning, and here they are telling me that I’m cute… beautiful… gorgeous even.   I mean… what’s that all about?

And if we can look so cute/gorgeous/beautiful on our worst days… then why do we bother with fashionable clothes, makeup and hair styles???

I don’t think I’ll bother from now on…

But no wait!  I think I just figured it out!  I did manage to get my nails done this week, so they look fabulous.  Why didn’t I think of it earlier… you can look as dowdy as all hell, so long as the nails are Fabulous (capital “F” – v. important)…  Well, that must be it…. no wonder they still think I’m schexy!!!!!   🙂

Tell us something we don’t know!

From an article that appeared in Psychology Today… (sent to me by Yale for obvious reasons!)  Have to say…   I’m not sure whether all this is true or not… cos we all know why men love blondes…..

  1. Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them)

    Long before TV—in 15th- and 16th- century Italy, and possibly two millennia ago—women were dying their hair blond. A recent study shows that in Iran, where exposure to Western media and culture is limited, women are actually more concerned with their body image, and want to lose more weight, than their American counterparts. It is difficult to ascribe the preferences and desires of women in 15th-century Italy and 21st-century Iran to socialization by media.

    Women’s desire to look like Barbie—young with small waist, large breasts, long blond hair, and blue eyes—is a direct, realistic, and sensible response to the desire of men to mate with women who look like her. There is evolutionary logic behind each of these features.

    Men prefer young women in part because they tend to be healthier than older women. One accurate indicator of health is physical attractiveness; another is hair. Healthy women have lustrous, shiny hair, whereas the hair of sickly people loses its luster. Because hair grows slowly, shoulder-length hair reveals several years of a woman’s health status.

    Men also have a universal preference for women with a low waist-to-hip ratio. They are healthier and more fertile than other women; they have an easier time conceiving a child and do so at earlier ages because they have larger amounts of essential reproductive hormones. Thus men are unconsciously seeking healthier and more fertile women when they seek women with small waists.

    Until very recently, it was a mystery to evolutionary psychology why men prefer women with large breasts, since the size of a woman’s breasts has no relationship to her ability to lactate. But Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe contends that larger, and hence heavier, breasts sag more conspicuously with age than do smaller breasts. Thus they make it easier for men to judge a woman’s age (and her reproductive value) by sight—suggesting why men find women with large breasts more attractive.

    Alternatively, men may prefer women with large breasts for the same reason they prefer women with small waists. A new study of Polish women shows that women with large breasts and tight waists have the greatest fecundity, indicated by their levels of two reproductive hormones (estradiol and progesterone).

    Blond hair is unique in that it changes dramatically with age. Typically, young girls with light blond hair become women with brown hair. Thus, men who prefer to mate with blond women are unconsciously attempting to mate with younger (and hence, on average, healthier and more fecund) women. It is no coincidence that blond hair evolved in Scandinavia and northern Europe, probably as an alternative means for women to advertise their youth, as their bodies were concealed under heavy clothing.

    Women with blue eyes should not be any different from those with green or brown eyes. Yet preference for blue eyes seems both universal and undeniable—in males as well as females. One explanation is that the human pupil dilates when an individual is exposed to something that she likes. For instance, the pupils of women and infants (but not men) spontaneously dilate when they see babies. Pupil dilation is an honest indicator of interest and attraction. And the size of the pupil is easiest to determine in blue eyes. Blue-eyed people are considered attractive as potential mates because it is easiest to determine whether they are interested in us or not.

    The irony is that none of the above is true any longer. Through face-lifts, wigs, liposuction, surgical breast augmentation, hair dye, and color contact lenses, any woman, regardless of age, can have many of the key features that define ideal female beauty. And men fall for them. Men can cognitively understand that many blond women with firm, large breasts are not actually 15 years old, but they still find them attractive because their evolved psychological mechanisms are fooled by modern inventions that did not exist in the ancestral environment.

Moral dilemma

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We are a million!

To celebrate the registration of a millionth user in its Cyrillic segment, LiveJournal would like to present each of this segment’s users with a non-material gift certificate worth $2.  The certificate allows you to purchase virtual gifts for your friends or use it towards paying for your account.  This special certificate is given only to our valued Cyrillic users who have registered before June, 27 2007.  Congratulations!

Wow!!!  Thanks LiveJournal!!!  I am so excited to be part of your one million Cyrillic users… 

Though now I am feeling a little guilty for having thrown out their statistics.  😐  Maybe I should fix my details and be from Australia instead…  But I feel like I cant!  Then they’d only have 999,999 Cyrillic users and everyone might lose their highly valued certificates! 

Oh what to do … what to do?!?!!?  🙂

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After the trauma of dealing with the Parking Nazi yesterday, I decided I couldn’t face the world and called in sick.  Okay, in truth it had more to do with my stomach doing God awful things to me since I returned from the backwaters of Pakistan (read Quetta) than the Parking Nazi…. but I think I’d rather blame the NAPMDB  for my lack of motivation to overcome the flip-flopping, cramping stomach of doom and soldier on in tireless dedication to the job from which I have been operationally disengaged!

So what’s a girl to do while stuck at home feeling sick as the proverbial dog.  Why… chat on the MSN annoying your friends whose bosses are stupid enough to let them have IM access at work….update your resume and draft up some job applications now that I’ve been sacked for the first time ever….and try desperately not to buy any cool stuff on line!!!  (I want one!)  Cos shopping really helps when you’re not feeling well…. ask anyone!

So I spent a quiet day avoiding throwing my credit card at the Met gift shop (which I really shouldn’t do until I clean up the mess my holiday made on it), and hanging with Angel who spent most of his day demanding food (God that kid can put it away).  Equinom came over this evening to catch up and hang out.. .we haven’t seen each other for a couple of months, so after the pleasantries were exchanged, naturally the conversation turned to average international penis sizes and we found this interesting (but likely unreliable) survey graph, which I just had to put here for everyone’s edification…..

average penis size

And that’s about it really… my day in a nutshell.