Slovenia! You’re standing in it! Why is Slovenia on our tour of Germany, you may ask – well, the first answer that comes to mind is that I haven’t been here before? The second answer that comes to mind is why the fuck not? Seriously, we are in a place where you drive 100kms and you can experience a place with a completely different language, different culture, different customs, sometimes even different architecture and different food. You cross a border here by just driving across it… which probably seems extremely commonplace if you’re European – but believe me, when you live on an enormous island where you can drive for five days and not get from the top of your country to the bottom and get the same chiko roll or pie and chips at every truck stop along the way, it’s a seriously novelty to drive for a couple of hours and everything is different. For us, you need to get on a plane for hours on end to experience that.
Anyway, here are are in Slovenia and already the language, the food and the architecture is markedly different from Austria. This gorgeous building is just around the corner from our hotel, it’s called the Vurnikova hiša. It’s a Ljubljana historical landmark and while it’s very different from Vienna, it’s also very different from the other buildings in the street. Decorated in national colours, it is currently used as notary and civil offices, so sadly we were unable to be visit the inside.

Prešernov trg – a square that is not so square and where the triple Tromostovje Bridges are located.

One of the Tromostovje Bridges with the two others in the background… I’m not sure why anyone would design a bridge like this, but it made me going looking for an aerial view.

They all go from the same place to the same place? Reminds me of how paving for quads in universities ends up being haphazard based on people’s walking patterns as people refuse to use established paths if there’s even a slight shortcut!

At the heart of Ljubljana’s Prešeren Square is a statue of France Prešeren, Slovenia’s national poet depicted with a ‘naked muse’ perched above his head. Apparently this caused quite a stir with local nearby church authorities when it was erected who weren’t not keen on public nudity. To ‘fix’ the problem, the town planted a row of birch trees that would strategically obstruct the view of the muse’s bust from the church’s entrance.



It’s a really pretty town… but like every town with a lot of canals or small rivers through it, it likes to be referred to as the, ‘Venice of the <insert north, south, east, Balkans what have you?>‘ here.



Mesarski Most – another simple pedestrian bridge that is covered in ‘love padlocks’… we saw some shops selling the locks for €6-10 each. So many thousands of Euros spent on locks for the bridge. I wonder how often they come in and remove them to make space for more tourists to buy more locks!


The Dragon Bridge: a pedestrian friendly Art Nouveau bridge that was built in 1900, best known for its series of large dragon statues at each end.


Cute little gryphons at the base of the lamp posts on the bridge.



Ljubljana Castle or (Ljubljanksi Grad) is a castle complex on Castle Hill right above the city of Ljubljana. It was originally a medieval fortress and is believed to have been constructed around 1000AD and then rebuilt in the 1100s. The current layout was the result of a complete redesign in the 15thC, but most of the buildings here currently are from the 1700s and 1800s. Like most castles it was originally a fortress built for defences by the Lords of Carniola in the 1300s.

The castle and the dragon are so ubiquitously connected to Ljubljana that they appear on the city’s Coat of Arms.
Word has it that the dragon is from Jason and the Argonauts rather than St George, which makes a nice change – though that is contested (likely by the more religious denizens over the centuries).
There is a seriously modern glass funicular to go up to the castle, which was a great relief, because it’s fucking hot again today – 37C. Whose stupid idea was it to come to Europe in mid-summer? Again?

At the base of the funicular we saw this unusual and very familiar looking marsupial statue… couldn’t figure out what it was doing here? We later saw some people tug on his paw/knob and discovered that it was a water fountain! Cool, so we learned what it is and why it was here – but the, ‘why is it a fucking kangaroo?’ bit, remains a mystery! Kangaroos being known the world over for delivery or provision of water or something? Yeah, nah. :/

The castle courtyard – which now has two cafes, a wine cellar/shop and museum spaces throughout the various towers and keep buildings.

Oh! A Medieval Weapons Musuem! Cool… oh wait, premature excitation.
One reproduction suit of armour, a recently constructed gambeson, a couple of brand new halberds and a pavise that looks like it was painted last year, does not a ‘Medieval Weapons Museum’ make.
*sad face*
It was a small room filled with stuff that my friends could make – and to be perfectly honest, a lot of our SCA friends can and have made far superior versions of these objects!


Austo-Hungarian Field Canon, c.19thC. An archer’s arrow slit.


Always on the lookout for oddities, we had seen that the Ljubljana Castle has a Puppet Museum and thought we should check it out. The Museum studies the art and history of Slovenian puppetry, which dates back over several of centuries, and the mission for the collection is to encourage and promote the Slovenian Puppetry Theatre. It’s a permanent exhibition with Slovenian Puppets from 1910-1990, and a small theatre for shows that have been running at the Castle since 2015. Cool mascot/logo/badge.

Sadly, there weren’t many description plaques in English and a couple that were, displayed names of Slovenian folk stories that were (to us) completely unfamiliar. The earliest puppets appeared in Slovenia was in the 15thC. It is assumed that they were brought there from Asia Minor by invading Turks. Humorous puppet shows featuring small hand puppets (known as ‘lileki’) were staged all over the country. In the Dravsko Polje lowlands (currently around the area of Ptuj), the puppet show Boundary Dispute has been preserved and performed to this day.









This one is definitely Gepetto and Pinocchio.



This was an adult’s only puppet… he was hard to photograph, but he has a huge erection! I wish I had a better idea of what he’s about.



There are lots of interactive spaces here – you can have a go at making shadow puppet and sock puppets and try your hand at operating marionettes.







The Puppet Museum was an unusual and quirky interactive musuem; definitely something different.

Next stop was the Ljubljana Castle’s Slovenian History Museum – the opening exhibit of which was a wishing well full of donations… really? Didn’t y’all just pay €14 each to get in here? There wasn’t anything nearby saying it was for charity or anything. Tourists will throw money into literally ANYTHING! LOL.

“If you want to experience the essence of Slovenian and Ljubljana history in one place, come to the castle and visit the permanent exhibition Slovenian History. You will find out how, when and by whom our history has been shaped right up to the present day. Set out on a journey into the past that is guaranteed to be full of surprises.”
Cool! That sounds like a bit of us.

The oldest known wooden wheel with an axle in the world. 😮
Found in the Ljubljana Marsh belonged to a two-wheel cart. Around 3200 BC.

Stone axes from pile dwellings around 4500BC – 2500BC, City Museum of Ljubljana.

Glass dishes and bottles from the Roman Empire, 1st-4th Centuries.




Emonec, 2nd Century, National Museum of Slovenia.

Clay pottery – symbols of settlement and colonisation, 10th – 15th Centuries. City Museum of Ljubljana.

Guild Money Box of Maribor Blacksmiths, 18th Century. Regional Museum Maribor.


Plates from Ljubljana Potters, 16th Century. City Museum of Ljubljana.




Tiles, parts of clay ovens; 16th – 17th Century. City Museum of Ljubljana.




Map of Gorizia, Kart, Carniola, Istria Dan Slovenian Marks. Wolfgang Lazius, 1572.

Map of Carinthia, I.B. Elwe & D.M. Langeweld, Amsterdam. Mid 18th Century.

Map of the Carniola Dukedom, Slovenian marks and Istria, J.B.Homann, Nuremberg, c.1715.

Map of Styria, J. Bleu, Amsterdam, c.1650.

World War II was one of the darkest chapters in Slovenia for their Jewish population. At that time the most powerful Jewish communities were in Prejmurje, particularly in the area of Lendava and Murska Sobota. Persecution of Slovenian Jews started from when the Nazis came to power in 1933, and got significantly worse when Slovenia was annexed by the Nazi forces in 1941. In 1944 the Slovenian Jewish population were subjected to mass deportations to Nazi concentration camps and most of the deported Slovenian Jews died in the notorious Auschwitz Death Camp.



Model of the Ljubljana Castle.

Awww… an Insta-worthy spot in the castle courtyard.

There was one more major section of the castle to check out – the 4D History of Slovenia Experience! Now, after recently being traumatised with a virtual tour at the Ghent Cathedral in April, I wasn’t keen to do the thing. And Angus wasn’t keen either – so I bribed him… if he gives me a photo op in the flower arrangement of fakeness, we can skip the 4D of hokiness. Ta-da! I love him so much… <3


The Dragon’s Den: not what we were expecting, but well and truly in keeping with the vibe of the castle.

Views over the city from the top of the funicular.


Ljubljana Cathedral was originally a Gothic three nave Romanesque church, but in the 18th century it was replaced with the current Baroque building. It is a prominent landmark on the city skyline with its green dome and twin towers, and it is located a the Cyril and Methodist Square, which is right by the Ljubljana central markets.

The doors (below) were created in 1996… the left depicting the History of Slovenia, and the right depicting the 20th Century bishops of Ljubljana.





Giulio Quaglio created the ceiling frescoes between 1703–1706 and later in 1721–1723.















After the Cathedral we finished our loop by going back over the Love-lock Bridge and heading to the row of pubs and cafes that line the river.

So many locks… all I am hearing is *cha-ching* cash register noises! LOL.

Lunch was carnivore friendly – burger and fries for Angus, some wings for me. They were ok, no one won Menu Lotto today.


I usually don’t go for finger food while travelling – but I have my handy dandy Japanese Happy Raccoon Wash with me and figured the trip is nearly over, so I’d risk it.

Next day we were heading to Villach, via Bled… and today we were really remembering why I don’t like summer or beach vacations! C’mon, Europe, it’s like 34°C and humid today; could have left my air conditioned bubble in summer at home if we wanted to deal with this shit. :/

The drive to Bled was fairly quick and easy – the roads in Ljubljana are okay, and they don’t drive like the Viennese (ie: same speed as the Germans but far more erratically!).


Bled Castle is another picturesque medieval castel built on a high precipice above the small city of Bled, and overlooking the pristine Lake Bled. The oldest record of the castle is from the time its deed appears as a donation from Emperor Henry II to the local bishops – The Bishops of Brixen (they sound like a punk rock band!), in 1011. The castle remained in the ownership of The BIshops for about 800 years apparently, until those pesky Habsburg came along and you know, decided they owned everything in about 1278. Today – it is a wee (and twee) historical musem and is one of Slovenia’s most popular tourist attractions.

When searching for information on the castle, I found all the info about accessible parking and erroneously assumed that meant, that the damn place was accessible. I was fucking wrong. The route into the castle was a long walk up a steep incline on really crappy old cobbles. :/


Views from the castle over Lake Bled.

This place doesn’t look real.



It’s a cute little castle but not a lot there to keep you interested for long… I imagine people who hike up there might find themselves spending more time there than we did just to justify the hike! But sadly, it’s all too touristy. We decided to go for a drive around the lake and check out some picture locations – and found out that every Slovenian and their dog was at the lake for the day, there was no where to stop even temporarily to take some pics… so below are some of my best High Speed Landscape Photography happy snaps. That is to say, they were taken out the car windows!




Duolingo keeps teaching me phrases about going ‘grilling (BBQ’ing) at the lake on the weekend’ and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out why it was such a a recurring theme. But now we’ve seen some of their lakes through Germany, Austria and this region and know how far away the beaches are, so it all makes more sense now.

The Church of the Assumption or the Church of the Mother of the Lake or one of the half a dozen other names it has:

Not bad for snapped out the window at 50kmph!

It’s certainly a pretty area.


We bailed out of Bled fairly quickly – just too many people – and off to Villach!