To sleep… perchance to dream

The drugs really are great… for giving me weird arse dreams that is.  When I went to sleep last night, it was gently raining and had been for several hours before I turned in.  It was still raining as I was waking up this morning and in that semi-conscious state I had another strange dream.

In my dream I was waking up, but not in my bed… I was in one of the back rooms of my house that is now Mr K’s study/den  but used to be our spare bedroom with my big medieval camp bed set up in there.   So I was waking up in the medieval bed and cuddling beside me in the bed was Humbibble’s little brother who I don’t really know that well (Humbibble was over last night and talking about his recent 21st birthday – so lets hope that accounts for his bizarro presence in my dream). I’ve never been really comfortable in this room of my house, in my head it’s always been tagged as the bedroom for Angel’s eventual sibling which never came along and in my dream I had a vague awareness of sadness that the room still had no proper occupant.  I’ve gotten out of bed and gone over to the window to see if the rain had flooded the yard, which it often does.  

I’ve looked out the window, but it wasn’t the window in my spare room, it was the upstairs window from my bedroom as a child t my Mum’s house, and I could see that her fishpond had broken during the night – it’s built above ground and one corner of it had been broken somehow (too much rain?  burst some loose bricks?  I don’t know).  So I’ve gone downstairs at Mum’s house through the back kitchen door, and there was my Mum, my Dad (died a year ago) and Unc (fav uncle) sloshing around in the water trying to save Mum’s fish.  They had garbage bins and punchbowls filled with water with huge fish in them that we never knew were in the pond, but Mum’s turtle was no where to be seen and she was quite upset about it.

And then I woke up.  In my own bed.  Heard the rain on the roof.   Then the awareness of severe pain.  Just like every other morning. 
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What tellest thou me of black and blue? I was beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow;

I’m so sore all the time  馃檨

From morning to night.   I used a mirror to have a look at my poor back, and as I thought, it’s not my imagination, I’m actually got bruises from the physio. So I really don’t know if it’s a good thing…. the being so determined to suck it up and let them go deep so I can get some movement back.   But the mobility comes at a cost…. the pain remains…. and now actual bruises to show for it   馃檨

ec路chy路mo路sis [ek-uhmoh-sis]
– noun, plural -ses.
Pathology : a discoloration due to extravasation of blood, as in a bruise.

-related forms

ec路chy路mo路sis [ek-uhmot-ik] adjective

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Ow! Ow! Fuckity Ow!

Went for my physical torture session with the physio this morning.  My poor aching neck and back is so tight and sore before she even touches me, let alone after the pushing, probing, poking and prodding starts.  It hurts, it really fuckin’ hurts… imagine your entire neck and back is covered in big ugly yellow and purple pizza bruises from being repeatedly beaten with sticks or something.  Then further imagine that you’ve decided to pay a couple of particularly sadistic ten year olds to poke you all up and down your bruised back for an hour or so with their pointy little fingers…….  Actually no.  That sounds rather more pleasant than my average physio appointment…..  sadly words seem to be escaping me and I’ve no suitable analogy, but I’ll definitely share should one ever come to mind. 

Anyway, I’m usually there face down for the best part of an hour being poked and prodded and I’ve found in the past that the more i can put up with on the table the more mobility I’ll get later.  So over the years I’ve learned not to squeal too much or they back off and therefore less benefit later.   Basically this means that I get jabbed and manipulated in severely painful ways in an attempt to regain some range of movement in my neck  which can be beneficial for such things as, oh … i don’t know.. so as to allow the ability to safely shoulder check on the drive home ??  (yeah – the drive there is always a bit of a crap shoot).   Throughout this excruciatingly painful bi-weekly ritual I am effectively biting my tongue to try not to let on how much it hurts.   The hardest thing about this…. is remembering to breathe.  

That sounds so stupid – but it’s true.  I have a tendency to hold my breath when the pain is really unbearable.   It often happens first thing in the morning when I’m trying to get out of bed.   I don’t know why but I seem to tense up all night (so much so that my thighs, calves, forearms and hands often feel tight and sore as though my entire body has been tense)  The Valium helps with this a bit, but most days it’s pretty bad which means I sort of have to roll out of bed and I end up kinda bent over from the pain, steading myself on the furniture until I can get upright.  This has been happening most mornings since the last accident and it’s been noted that I tend to hold my breath quite a lot throughout the ridiculously mundane but excessively difficult process of getting out of bed in the morning.  馃檨

I also tend to do it if I have to bend down – say if I have to do something excessively difficult like… you know…  tie one’s shoelaces or pick up something off the floor and many other acutely painful situations.  :S  And yes, I do it on the physio table all the time…. so my physio is constantly telling me to relax as she tries to mobilize my joints and she is frequently heard saying things like “Breathe Borys. Breathe.”

It just strikes me that one should not have to be reminded to breathe.
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How embarrassment! :S

Blink … Blink

Well I was right about one thing – I have absolutely no recall of writing any of that in my journal last night  Which is not good…. and I must say I think I am totally blameless here.  The fault lies entirely at the feet of the pharmaceutical distributors and their lax approach to warning labels.!    All the drugs have clearly marked on them :

but at no point do they implicitly state that these medications turn you into a monstrous raving lunatic and that one ought not be allowed access to a keyboard whilst under the influence of said medications.  These companies are obviously lax in their duty of care…. and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.   馃槓
 
I have no idea what was going through my head at the time other than a general feeling of relief that my back pain had abated for a short while.  I was going to delete it but figured it is somewhat indicative of the trouble I’ve been facing with my concentration lately.  I’ve been having difficulties trying to read anything and am constantly doing that thing where you read the same paragraph over and over because you’re not sure if you read it already???  Then when I’ve finished reading something, I can’t for the life of me remember what it was about?!?!  Which is probably why I’ve been spending my time embroidering and watching reruns of Bones and Boston Legal instead.  Less productive…. but less work for my poor little drug addled brain.

So, I’d rather that we just forget about that previous post and pretend that Borys was kidnapped by aliens and was understandably traumatized by the obligatory alien abduction rectal probe – and it was this that caused the lapse in her usual concise and well considered mode of conduct.  Let good judgment reign and sound opinions return.  Though I am curious about a couple of things….what’s with the song lyrics?… and the strange peanut butter ditty?  (I think that was an old TV ad from the 70s but I’m not sure).  :S
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Morphine ap茅ritif anyone?

There should be an unwritten rule that one ought not be allowed near the keyboard once one has ingested a couple of tramadol, a few valium, some endep, a couple of digesic and, upon realizing they’re not working (hard for her money, so hard for it, honey), some morphine hydrochloride before dinner.  馃槓   It seems unwise to be allowed to screen dump stuff from my head uncensored by my habitual circumspect perspicacity… perspicacity?  Did I just make that up?  Probably makes no sense.  Oh well… so long as I know what I mean that will have to do for now.

I am fairly confident I wont have any recall (Angel) in the morning (Angel, just kiss my cheek before you leave me, baby) of what I post here tonight… but when you’re high (as a kite and I just might stop to check you out) you really don’t care.  And yup.  I am feeling kinda out of it about now but at least the pain has gone away (gone away, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) for the time being. 

I’ve had a pretty shit week all up.  The physio hurts (so good, c’mon baby make it hurt so good) a lot, and even though I know the more pain I can put up with while I am there, the more mobility I’ll get later .  I on so many drugs it’s hard to figure out which if any are providing any benefit. I am just so sick (Sick!  Of!  Yoouuu! I’m so sick, so sick of you!) of it.  It feels like it’s a never ending (storrree… whoa whoa whoa whoa) cycle of pain and bullshit.  We’re not in Kansas anymore Caesar.

The real question is – can anyone truly sympathize with my dry mouthedness???  I need (a lover that won’t drive me crazy) a frozen Coke.  Yes… one of those would be good but it’s just a bandaid.  Everybody (wants to rule the world) tries to understand, but no one seems to really know what it’s like to have to live like this.  I’m sorry I’ve been such a bitch (I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees) but I find it hard to be tolerant when I’m in pain and every little thing (she does is magic, every thing she do just turns me on) inexplicably pisses me off.  It’s the little things in life that are often the … oh fuck that shit… it’s the little things in life that drive you (home tonight, whose gonna drive you home tonight?) up the fucking wall. 

Suck it up princess  馃槓   (Peanut butter!   Peanut butter!  Ooh!   Crunch!   Ahh!)

 

Why is ‘anthropomorphism’ going through my head?
There really should be at least seven to a page.
I’ve got to stop chewing my lips.
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