Cleverer and cleverer….

Help Desk Chickie:”Hi welcome to Goliath, this is borySNORC.”
Hopeful Customer:”Yeah. Hi I need to get my WEP key to connect my Playstation 3 to the internet”
Help Desk Chickie: “Sure no problem. First we need to get onto a PC that’s already on the network…”
Hopeful Customer: “Do I need to connect the modem to the PC?”
Help Desk Chickie: “It’s already connected wirelessly isnt it?”
Hopeful Customer: “Yeah it’s a wireless internet connection”
Help Desk Chickie “Erm, what does your modem look like?”
Hopeful Customer:”It’s a little blue stick thing”

Thump head on desk.
Repeat.

Kermit the Hulk might have minty fresh cock breath… he IS kinda green!

We went to the Old Church at Byron Bay for the weekend with Fav BIL, Nemain, Miss CL, NMdG,  Carrot Cake, Yale, Mr K, myself, Roz and Orlando.  It started out as NMdG wanting to go away to Caloundra with about 4 of us for the weekend as a farewell for them before they move to the UK.  But as much as that sounded like fun, I thought the church sounded like a goer if we could get enough of us together.

The Old Church in Byron Bay what fits up to a dozen people comfortably – We managed to get 10 like minded individuals on the invite list, and luckily everyone seemed keen and able to make it along.  We went down on Friday night, and everyone was excited, it’s fun to get away and do something a little out of the ordinary like this, and everyone was in a holiday and party kinda mood.  We got pretty drunk, sat around speaking a lot of rubbish and ended late in the night sitting around talking in the choir loft.

In the morning, we had a fantastic brekkie and then I dragged everyone down to S(A)X leather for some shopping.  It was kinda fun to see how everyone liked the place.  They only have a little showroom, but they have heaps of stock crammed into that little space.  Quite a few of the items on display raised a few eyebrows and seemed to get the guys visibly wincing quite frequently.  🙂   I bought myself e a nice little belt.  I’ve needed one for ages, since I dropped some weight, but never found one I liked…  it should turn up in the mail later this week. Yay for retail therapy!  🙂  One of our party, who shall remain nameless, bought a pair of wrist restraints, and it was so cute to watch everyone playing with them for the afternoon…  quite the novelty!!!  We also popped into this strange Happy Herb shop in Byron that Yale recommended, and I picked up some Tongan Kava which might make a good muscle relaxant for my back…. will have to wait and see about that.  The afternoon was spent in drunken ping pong while I cooked dinner and everyone was well and truly toasted by the time the food hit the table.  When the dinner was finally all done, and I was out of danger of losing a finger on the hideously blunt knives, I went out and had a smoke and caught up with the drunkards really quickly… off with the pixies before we knew it….

After dinner, we hung out, got drunk, had strange conversations, got more drunk, strange conversations turned to talking absolute trash, drunker and drunker, talking trash turned to true confessions and so on and so forth….. everyone was drunkety drunk drunk, and having a great time.  I got to know everyone much better than I ever thought I would which was fun.  I certainly had a great time.  And you know – there’s something really cool about doing it in a church.  You can go away for a weekend with your friends any old time, but do you get to stash a whole pile of new “I Have Never”s for future reference?  No… not always !!!

I have never…  got high in a place of religious worship.   Stands up and drinks 🙂
I have never…  discussed anal sex in church.  Hmm more drinks 🙂
I have never…  had sex in a chapel.  Stand and repeat  🙂
I have never…  kissed a chick in a choir loft.  Burp!!!  🙂 LOL

The next morning we had another bang up brekkie… fry up thank God – just what we all needed.  We pottered around the house, read some newspapers, and flopped about for the morning.  After that we packed, and said goodbye to the happy church… and have made a tentative plan to come back in twenty years for another fun weekend 🙂
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Fess up – you’ve wanted to do it too :)

Temporary phone towers may be needed after tank rampage

Posted Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:30am AEST

Goliath Communications company, says it may have to install temporary mobile phone towers in Sydney’s west to replace ones which were damaged overnight when a man went on a rampage in a restored army tank.   The man led police on a 90-minute chase through a number of suburbs.  Police are alleging that the 45-year-old destroyed six phone towers and damaged an electricity sub-station.  He is still being questioned by police.

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Last time I was pissed off with some mega conglomerate corporation…. I wrote them a strongly worded letter  😐   Why I never thought to get me a tank and go running over their stuff … I don’t know!

Sounds like a responsible and mature way to vent one’s frustrations and I really think I ought to try it.  As it happens… I rather think I’d be pretty good at driving a tank around running over shit.

tank telstra pissed off

Couldn’t give a shit Jones.

That mess at the Red Mosque is all over red rover and it finished exactly as everyone had expected it to…. with brute force and the instigators all dead.  I honestly just don’t get it.  Maybe it’s cos I lack conviction…..  I have no overwhelmingly strong beliefs in anything for the most part – and I especially don’t have any burning verve on the political or religious fronts.   I have always thought was what made me intrinsically a fairly accepting and not overly judgmental kind of person…. and am fairly tolerant of how people chose to live their lives…. but maybe the truth is that lacking conviction just makes you apathetic. 

I certainly don’t have enough faith in anything that I feel strongly enough about it to want to die for it.  Cant imagine any scenario where martyrdom could possibly be more appealing than … oh say…. living.  😐   I have only a handful of very religious friends and I vaguely remember a time only a few years ago when in some ways I used to envy them their faith…  maybe it is cos I’d certainly like to be able to believe that the things that happen in our lives occur according to some grand destined plan, rather than what I have an inkling is actually the way it rolls out… that there’s no one/thing out there that actually gives a fat rats arse whether we even so much as continue to exist tomorrow, let alone worrying about our eternal well being and happiness. 
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6286500.stm 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6288704.stm

Religion has always been the time honored method of controlling the populace when the law was either distant or ineffectual… shrug… but now we live in an environment that legislates every tiny little thing in our lives, right down to where a man’s dog can take a crap…. is there any real point to….. 

…..aw fuck it… i really don’t care!  Who am I kidding… I wouldn’t even be reading these articles if MD wasn’t there. 

No body feels my pain.. ha ha ha

Meant to post this doodle up here before I went away, but forgot… it is the only tangible thing I created during my months at Goliath!  🙂  Was going to start a new doodle at work, but seeing that we’ve all been sacked… there doesn’t seem to be any point starting another one..

It’s been a very long day at work, which started with a MAC customer who knew even less about their MAC than I did (as if that were possible!!!)  and ended up with me gnashing my teeth in pain….. when the pain in my back gets really bad… it stops feeling like regular aching type pain and starts feeling like a burning sensation as though someone has an iron pressed against my muscles.   Which is how it has been feeling today since about 1pm…..  🙁

Great day…  I’m being sacked … still… have a job I should apply for tonight but cant be bothered… have some tv to watch… a neck rub to solicit and then straight to bed to with me tonight lassie!!!
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