Few of my favourite things

While on the plane out of Istanbul I was trying to sleep and it wasnt working so after I had exhausted my choices of on board movies…. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and The Good Year, I amused myself by writing some notes about my favourite memories of Turkey. This probably wont interest anyone else so tune out if you want.

. The donkey ride up Mt Nemrut… I really thought me and the little burrow were going over the edge at various points – it was an adventure.

. Going for a hamman in Antalya with the Turkish equivalent of Brunhilda! Being scraped down and scrubbed to within an inch of my life… and a couple of weeks of soft days afterwards!

. Hot air ballooning over Capadokya – sucha an amazing place and a unique experience – I can cross that off my list of things to do before I die!

. Nick’s sunglasses being lost at the internet cafe and actually getting them back when we went back the next day to see if they had been turned in!

. Addie ordering a mexican platter in Canakkale and getting a plate with Doritos around the edge and some diced cucumber and tomato, some yoghurt dip and some grilled green chilli on the plate… I will have to get her to send me a copy of the photo she took!

. Watching the sunset over the Gallipoli Penninsula from my Canakkale hotel room…. with a bottle of pommegrante wine and some good friends.

. Talking the little man in Fethiye to sell me a ruby ring for his best cash price but on my visa – took two days but worth the wait.

 . Carpet shopping at Tribal Collections in Capadokya with Ruth… was so informative and fun. And even though Nick was falling asleep he didnt get in trouble!  Hmm wonder why 😉

 

I should have bought this carpet!!!!

. The god awful filet mignon disaster at the Empire Hotel in Istanbul. Should have known better – bacon – hello???? Got cardboard steak with tinned mushrooms in white sauce grilled undera tonne of cheese!  Eww….?!?!

. Finding a saucy note from Yale in my phrase book. Ooer as he would say!!! Bet he doesnt even remember writing it!!!

. Addie’s jewellery diet… which is a diet where you go without food so you can afford to buy more jewellery … might work for me back home actually!

. Having to go through metal detectors to go into the cinema…. and the intermission in the middle of the film so you can go out for a smoke.

. Nicks carbonara pasta at Gallipoli… spaghetti with evaporated milk and tinned mushrooms and luncheon meat on it!

. Being forced to use the worst toilet in Turkey at the internets in Silifke… imagine a turkish toilet that is being kept clean and habitable by teenage turkish boy geek types. Thought I was going to throw up!

. Trolling for jewellery in Kas looking through all the unusual handmade stuff and hanging out with the shop keepers who werent pushy here. The goods are so unique you either love it or not – no point in harrassing the patrons.

. Polite ATM machines in Turkey … you put your card in and they say ‘hello Ms borysSNORC – how can we be of assistance?’  Gotta love that.

.   Strange ice cream confections – particularly love the Ulker Golf icecream which tastes like a Bounty ice block 🙂  Thank God they were hard to find or we might have consumed heaps of them its so hot!  Equally hard to find was the sickly sweet pink Star Lolly!  (shudder)

. Finding out Ruth at Capadokya has a ‘thing’ for NIck and the look on his face when we told him about it!! Absolutely priceless!!!

. Signs in shops that say ‘SORRY WE ARE OPEN’…. which i gather is loosely meant to be ‘Excuse me, we are open’. Excuse me by way of getting your attention that is… cute.

. Being so exhausted on the overnight train to Ankara that we were getting rained on in our sleep and no one noticed.

.   Shopping for pashmina… in the Grand Bazaar.  And the Egyptian Spice Bazaar.. and in Goreme.. and in Antalya.. and in Fethiye.. and in Selcuk… and in Gallipoli… and in Sirceki… and ummm…. well everywhere really!

 

. Having a dinner debate about how the conservative Turks can abide the very sexual belly dancing thing and claim it as an iconic turkish thing??? Doesnt makes sense – about as much sense as being able to buy gstrings in the supermarket but 45% of Turks think it’s okay to beat your wife?!??

. Talking to Angel, MrK and Yale by video conference from the internet cafe… beautiful to see family when they are so far away. Not being able to look at the Youtube clip while there were people around! 😀

.   Trying all the strange fruit wines in Sirince (pronounced Ser-in-jay) pommegranate, kiwi fruit, apricot, peach, lemon, cherry, black berry, strawberry… you name it.

 

. Taking my first walk without Nick in the Ankara Otogar and being unable to walk 6 pace together without some overly enthusiastic and outgoing Turkish man coming up and wanting to talk to me. Nick was a great anti-Turk device for me!

. Watching a thunderstorm roll in over the mountains at Nemrut Dagi.. the clouds looked like they were on a slow boil and when the rain finally came it was huge fat raindrops and quite the lighting show. Almost made up for the fact that our room smelled like raw sewerage and mothballs.

. Being constantly asked if we tried the yoghurt in Silifke when we mentioned to anyone that we had been there…. didn’t know Silifke was famous for it’s yoghurt until after we left! 🙂

. Finding out that the scar on Bob’s back wasn’t a terrible skin cancer thing, but rather that he had been shot ‘I was a bit of a lad when I was younger’. Likewise finding out that Bonnie was a military cook and has an FBI file but wont say what for… you just dont know who you’re travelling with really 🙂

.   Walking around a modern city like Antalya and rounding a corner and suddenly… Hadrians Gate!  That is just something that is so totally cool and so never experienced back home i Australia.

. Jimmy the arrogant Turk dropping ‘Your’re terrible Muriel’ into a converstaion and the Kiwi and Aussies at the table absolutely losing it while the Yanks looked on bemused….. not the thing you expect to hear come out of a stange little fat Turkish man over dinner! 🙂

. My blog being constantly blocked at the internet cafe by the anti-porn software!!!! LOL!!!! 😛

Turkey was heaps of fun and I am so glad we went.  Nick was great to travel with too which is always a bonus  🙂  Would definitely have Nick the Travel Buddy again!  Where to next Nick???   South America? 



Suleymaniye Mosque at night, Istanbul
using a moving bridge for a tripod 🙂

Shootings and bombings and

I remembered some other things I will and will not miss about Turkey……

Thıngs I wıll mıss about Turkey…

The call to prayer echoıng across the cıty…

Thıngs I wont mıss about Turkey…

The call to prayer echoıng across the cıty… at 4:30am!!!

Last day in iSTANBUL today and we are all going our separate ways today –  

Karen, our fearless leader and cleaner uperer of Gallipoli, is off to Poland next to start doing tour leading in Eastern Europe for the summer.  Cant imagine leading people around places I have never been to before – not really my thing I think.  So she is doing Polanad, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania etc for the next few months…

Addie left for Thessalonki *(sp??) on the overnight train last night, loaded up with Fruit Tingles, and is doing Greece, Eastern Europe and then Spain and Morrocco before heading back home to the US…

Bonnie and Ebony are off to do the Black Sea Coast before returning to New York and Perth respectively….  Bonnie is looking foward to more carpet shopping I think.  And Ebbie has finally taken someone seriously about dressing conservatively in Eastern Turkey cos lord knows nothing we have said have kept the midriff covered!!!

Bob is off to Frankfurt and then Berlin before heading to do Eastern Europe too before coming back to the Gold Coast where he spends his days surfing…

Hailey (dont think I’ve mentioned Hailey before – Hailey is Canadian, from Alberta, plays mummy and daddy off against each other to milk them for interesting study trips.  Hailey is also rather cute and dresses inappropriately for her environment and then bitches about getting so much unwanted attention!)  is off to go study in Ankara for a semester before returning to Canada-da….

Estie is off to India where she plans on being vegetarian for the duration in the hope of avoiding the Delhi Belly and then is rounding up her travel in Australia before heading back to NZ.  Hopefully she will come visit Bris on her way through to Auckland…  

Gina and Dandenong Dan are off to Eastern Europe too (seems to be the done thing this year) before heading off to Peru of all places.  He does wood sculpture and she is some sort of astrologer so we figure they must be financing their travels by selling dope back home!!!  🙂  Cant back that up but….. seems logical to us!

Then there’s Grace who is the only person, other than Nick, who came to Turkey just for this trip and is heading straight home to Philadelphia when she’s done in Istanbul….

and I am off to Pakistan… where the fun never stops!  Last Thursday night,9 people were shot dead on their way back to the military base in Quetta…. the same base where Major Dazzles lives and the same base I am going to go stay at myself tomorrow!!!  So they’ve had two seperate bombing incidents in Quetta last week and now shootings this week…. fun for the whole family I say!!!  Bloody hell whose stupid idea was this???

PS :  Please dont anyone tell my Mum about these news reports until I get home!
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News Reports from Quetta

9 troops, 2 police killed in Pakistan

By ABDUL SATTAR – Associated Press Writer

Pakistani volunteers show the bodies of shooting victims on Thursday, June 14, 2007 in Quetta, Pakistan. Gunmen opened fire on soldiers and police officers killing nine people in this southwestern city of Pakistan considered a hideout of Taliban militants, shortly after the visit of a top U. S. official.

Gunmen opened fire Thursday on government troops in a southwestern Pakistani city considered a Taliban hideout shortly after the visit of a top U.S. official, killing seven soldiers and two police.

The troops were attacked as they drove toward military quarters in the city of Quetta just before midnight, city police chief Rehmatullah Niazi said. Another five soldiers were wounded.

There was no immediate claim of responsibility. Niazi blamed “enemies and terrorists” but declined to elaborate.

U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Richard Boucher had already left the city to return to Islamabad before the shooting, the police chief said.

Earlier Thursday, Boucher met with Jam Mohammed Yousaf, the top elected official in Baluchistan province, who assured him that al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden and Taliban chief Mullah Omar were not hiding in the region.

Pakistan is a key U.S. ally in the fight against terrorism, but some American and Afghan officials have identified Quetta, the capital of Baluchistan, as a hub of Taliban activity.

In March, Pakistani authorities captured former Taliban Defense Minister Mullah Obaidullah Akhund in Quetta.

President Gen. Pervez Musharraf has angrily rejected claims by Afghan President Hamid Karzai that Omar was living unmolested in Quetta, insisting that the Taliban leader was in Afghanistan’s neighboring Kandahar province.

Yousaf told Boucher, who arrived in Pakistan on Tuesday, that he would not allow the region to be used for terrorist activity.

“There is no Taliban headquarters in Baluchistan … Mullah Omar or Osama bin Laden are not in Baluchistan,” a government statement quoted Yousaf as telling Boucher.

Arrests after Pakistan gun attack

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Most of the dead were soldiers returning from leave

Police in the Pakistani city of Quetta say they have arrested 12 people in connection with an attack which left nine dead, most of them soldiers.

A local rebel group said it had carried out Thursday’s gun attack on a military vehicle.

The shooting happened hours after a visit to Quetta by the US assistant secretary of state, Richard Boucher.

He was briefed about the south-western province’s grievances over access to its mineral and energy reserves.

Opposition leaders and rebels say the resources are appropriated by the central government and Balochistan province has not benefited from them.

A BBC correspondent in Islamabad says these feelings have fuelled the insurgency, claiming hundreds of lives and forcing hundreds of people to migrate.

‘Ambushed’

The gunmen ambushed a military vehicle near a railway station. Police say four people were wounded in the attack.

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“The troops were returning from home leave when some unknown gunmen ambushed their van near a railway station and according to my information, nine people were killed,” Maj Gen Waheed Arshad told Reuters news agency.

Quetta police chief Rehmatullah Niazi said the gunmen attacked the van carrying soldiers at about midnight and fled the scene.

The Reuters news agency earlier reported that a man claiming to speak for the Balochistan Liberation Army, a guerrilla group, called a press club in Quetta to claim responsibility for the attack.

Quetta is the capital of Balochistan, which has witnessed frequent attacks on security forces and gas pipelines by tribal rebels demanding greater autonomy and a larger share of the profits from natural resources.

Turkey

Thıngs I wıll mıss about Turkey:

1.  Saılıng ın the Medıterranean….. who wouldn’t!
2.  Cheap pashmına!!  😀   
3.  Mama’s Kıtchen ın Kaş…. amazıng food… best restaurant we went to.
4.  The hamman….. hmmm so soft!!!
5.  European mayonnaıse on french frıes!!!  Yum!!
6.  Amazıng archıtecture and ıncredıble decoratıve arts lıke no where else!
7.  Ice cream stops…. cocount ıce creams!
8.  Cheap stone fruıts… fabulous aprıcots.
9.  Saucy SMS messages from home…  I dont get them when I am at home!!!
10. Cool old stuff ın the mıddle of modern cıtıes… wanderıng along and suddenly amazıng crumblıes rıght ın the mıddle of the street!

Thıngs I won’t mıss about Turkey:

1.  Turkısh keyboards  :Ş
2.  Kebaps wıth nothıng on them!
3.  Men wıth BO – there doesnt appear to be any deoderant ın the country for men!
4.  Cucumbers and tomatoes for breakfast EVERYDAY!
5.  Payıng for publıc toılets… and navıgatıng horrıd smelly squat ones!
6.  Smokıng – ın restaurants, on traıns, at ınternet cafes, ın shops… fuckıng everywhere!!!
7.  Agressıve men stoppıng me ın the street….
8.  Bread… bread… bread… and more bread! Sıck of carbo loadıng.
9.  Beıng unable to drınk water from the tap…. brushıng your teeth wıth bottled water.
10.   Constructıon wıth no straıght lınes – does not ınstıll confıdence that your motel wont fall down ın the mıddle of the nıght!!!

Other than that I love thıs place and reckon I wıll defınıtely be back one day.  I lıke travellıng here… ıt ıs for the most part really safe and frıendly.  I usually get taken for Englısh… or German…. or Swedısh… or Norweıgan… everythıng but Australıan most of the tıme!    Whıch ıs kında fun.  Must learn German one of these days so I can talk to more people ın places lıke thıs. 

I am doıng the shoppıng demon thıng ın Istanbul today… need new shoes… naıl polısh… a skırt for embassy party ın Pakıstan!  :S  and of course some last mınute pashmınas!!!   🙂
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Frozen Cokes and/or Blow Jobs really!

You know you’re really starting to overshare on your LJ when the anti-porn filter at the internets cafes blocks your blog from opening!  Yes it happened to me yesterday and again at a different cafe today!  Every time I went to open my page the anti-porn filter came up with a pop up advising of adult content and closing the window!!!   Must be all that home made porn I posted last week!  🙂

Anyway… back to the program.  This morning we left Çanakkale which was very sad… we had to check out of our fancy hotel and come back down in the world!!!  The Maydos Hotel was probably the best 7Euro I spent since I hit the continent!!!  They did a great brekkie for us at 6.30am so we didnt miss our ferry.

We hopped on a bus and it drove onto a ferry that took us back over to the Penninsula for the drive back to Istanbul/  I have to admit having a moment of apprehension when I realised that we were going on one of those god awful car ferries that you read about in the paper….. “Ferry sinks off the Turkish Coast this moring 3am AEST – 358 dead!!!”  You know that sort of thing.  Drunk pilot… over loaded… no life jackets etc etc.  But thankfully we survived and became neither statistic nor headline!  Yay for possibly sober pilot!

So after surviving the perilous ferry ride… we had a 6 hour drive into Istanbul, which was equally uneventful.  Sick to death of buses … and vowing never to take one at home!  They are so strange with them here… everytime the bus stops they wash it!  There is a strange little man who walks down the aisle giving you some strange lemon alcohols stuff to wash your hands with that smells like furniture polish or something and the Turks love the stuff!  They play hideous movies like “Little Man” but dubbed into Turkish (which I think actually improves them!!!) and you cant use your phone but the driver can smoke!!!  :S   Go figure!!!!  We got back into the Sultanahmet and it felt like coming home – everything recognizable again!  🙂  But you know you’ve been in the country too long when a Big Mac is looking appealing just for it’s being familiar.   

Turkey is a great country  and I would definitely come back …. on one proviso… they discover Frozen Cokes!  This place is more in need of Frozen Cokes than any other place on the planet I reckon.  I cant believe it is so hot and they dont have them!  🙂  Will be wanting one of these as soon as I get home I think… that and a manicure!!! :S
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Got A big day o’shopping planned for tomorrow… I need new shoes!  Cos the ones I have been wearing everywhere are held together with superglue!  And some more demure clothing to try and be a little unobtrusive in Pakistan of course  🙂

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