Weird weird world

Had to post this here for MD and Sir_Phil  … you know you wanted to know about this!!!

Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat

Map of Sudan

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.  They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.  “We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.  “When I asked him: ‘What are you doing there?’, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up.”

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.  “They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,” Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Random Factoid reply

I left

 a random useless fact… and she left me this lovely reply..   🙂

Time wasting raised to an artform! I love it!.
Ummm…. useless factoid #32… I have over 90 bottles of nail polish at last count    😐
I think it’s an extension of my ‘hand’ obsession!
RMB


1 – Tell you why I friended you.
Because I like you and rarely manage to see you
You’re right!  We never manage to get together anymore!


2 – Associate you with a song/film/tv show.
feeling unoriginal (end of a migraine) this is not a love song (which is one of my favouritest songs ever as well as your tag
The ‘this is not a love song” is more ripped from Rammstein’s Amerika than PIL in my book, but either is cool 🙂

3 – Tell a random fact about you.
you hate coffee as much as you love wine
So true!   Make it a crisp dry white or a mellow red 🙂

4 – Tell a first memory about you.
drunken confessions at boat race night at festival. You knew I hadn’t stolen anyone’s boyfriend. Am forever grateful
This was largely due to simply recognizing that one can’t have something stolen that one never ‘had’ in the first place!  🙂

5 – Associate you with a character/pairing.
A classy and refined china sheperdess – who you just know has saucy underwear and killer shoes underneath her demure skirt
Shepherdess?  … not sure what that about… but love the imagery nonetheless!

6 – Ask something I’ve always wanted to know about you.
Have you ever liked coffee?? How did you become afflicted so with this dislike? Anything else I want to ask is way to personal, even for me.
Never liked coffee.  Don’t know why really…  BTW – you know you can get ‘that’ personal anytime you want… just have to bring a couple of bottles of red 🙂

7 – Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
your default pic of the arty blindfolded chick
Self portrait in pink from my uni days… can’t do an degree in visual arts without getting all nekkid for the camera at some point!  😛
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Monkeys on demand

After the moderate success of the Dinner Monkey, well thats probably a massive exaggeration, hang on a sec… Ummm… oh, I got it.. here… After the pretty much non-existent success of the Dinner Monkey – We are now… errr… predominantly ambivalent (?) to present the new and not overly improved Blame Monkey. Everyone should have one…. apparently.


my pet!

Blame Monkey was requested by and is dedicated to TTG… 🙂
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Ute.

A friend sent me this by email the other day – thought it was funny.  Read below before opening image.

My darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I want to let you know about a little accident I had with your pick up truck.  Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.  In fact, about 5 seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to my happy, smiling self!  I didn’t see any reason to notify the police or our insurance agency.I was coming home from K Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake! The garage door is slightly bent but your ute, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car.  Lucky for you, your motorcycle was spared.

I am really sorry, darling.  But with your kind-hearted, giving, loving personality I’m positive you will forgive me.  Remember how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.  Enclosed is a picture of my little “accident.”   Have a safe trip home.   Oh yes, before I forget… Your  girlfriend called.

Your loving wife.
XoXoX

infidelity found out