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Temporary phone towers may be needed after tank rampage

Posted Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:30am AEST

Goliath Communications company, says it may have to install temporary mobile phone towers in Sydney’s west to replace ones which were damaged overnight when a man went on a rampage in a restored army tank.   The man led police on a 90-minute chase through a number of suburbs.  Police are alleging that the 45-year-old destroyed six phone towers and damaged an electricity sub-station.  He is still being questioned by police.

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Last time I was pissed off with some mega conglomerate corporation…. I wrote them a strongly worded letter  😐   Why I never thought to get me a tank and go running over their stuff … I don’t know!

Sounds like a responsible and mature way to vent one’s frustrations and I really think I ought to try it.  As it happens… I rather think I’d be pretty good at driving a tank around running over shit.

tank telstra pissed off

No body feels my pain.. ha ha ha

Meant to post this doodle up here before I went away, but forgot… it is the only tangible thing I created during my months at Goliath!  🙂  Was going to start a new doodle at work, but seeing that we’ve all been sacked… there doesn’t seem to be any point starting another one..

It’s been a very long day at work, which started with a MAC customer who knew even less about their MAC than I did (as if that were possible!!!)  and ended up with me gnashing my teeth in pain….. when the pain in my back gets really bad… it stops feeling like regular aching type pain and starts feeling like a burning sensation as though someone has an iron pressed against my muscles.   Which is how it has been feeling today since about 1pm…..  🙁

Great day…  I’m being sacked … still… have a job I should apply for tonight but cant be bothered… have some tv to watch… a neck rub to solicit and then straight to bed to with me tonight lassie!!!
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I’ve had a great day….. but this wasn’t it.

How to… write a complaint about a bad interview.  Yes, you’re actually allowed to do that you know!

11th July 2007

Manager
NastyArse Recruitment Agency
Eagle Street BrisVegas

To Whom It May Concern:

Hello my name is borysSNORC and I attended your Brisbane office of the NastyArse Recruitment  Agency today for an interview with one of your representatives, Snotty Brigit, with a view to signing up as a candidate with your agency.  I was specifically interested in some vacancies you are currently handling for the Equally Despised Goliath Co and had a prearranged 9.30am interview with Brigit to discuss whether these roles might be a suitable match for my skills.

As is my habit, I arrived 15 minutes early for my interview, whereupon I was handed a privacy statement to read and directed to wait in the reception area.  I waited until 9.45am at which time the receptionist apologized for the delay and went to see what happened to Brigit.  Brigit at this point did come out to greet me, and informed me that she had double booked herself and lead me to a room to complete some testing on Microsoft Word, Excel and a typing test.  When making the appointment I had let Brigit know that I was required at work by 11am – she did not at this time indicate that I would need to allow time for this testing.   I completed the testing in as short a time space as possible, and as such did not manage to give the tests my full attention or perhaps to score as well as I might have were I not now starting to feel pressed for time.

On completion of the tests, I returned to the reception and informed the receptionist, Jessica (who by the way, spent most of the time I was waiting in the foyer earlier complaining about how overworked she was, and then continuously wasted time on informal personal chat with her workmate on the front counter) that I had completed the testing, and enquired as to whether Brigit would have time to discuss the available roles with me today or would I have to come back.

I have no knowledge of what the receptionist, Jessica, told Brigit on the phone about my enquiry or my demeanor, but when Brigit came back out to the reception area to see me, and I let her know that I was expected at work shortly, she was short and curt with me.  She seemed to be under the impression that I was annoyed, which I certainly was not, at this point.   Brigit took me to an interview room and proceeded to lecture me about allowing for some flexibility in the workplace, stating that things like double booked appointments will happen, and that I needed to allow for this sort of thing.  She also told me that she felt I had trouble taking directions, when I mentioned that I perhaps hadn’t done so well on the tests, as perhaps I could have, given that I had rushed through them.  I was really confused as to why she being so aggressive and at this point, I interrupted her to ask why she was under the impression that I was annoyed.  She ignored my question, berated me for interrupting her, and again mentioned that I should be more flexible with my time.  I told her I wasn’t concerned about the time being kept waiting and that I wasn’t even trying to solicit an apology, just that I had been trying to inform her that I had a commitment to my current employer not to arrive late, and was therefore now on a truncated timetable due to the time spent testing.  Brigit now indicated that my lack of flexibility would inhibit her ability to find me an appropriate position!  To which I responded that were I to be employed by your agency, this situation would never arise as I would be at the company’s disposal and surely she wouldn’t expect me to disregard my commitments to my current employer…

As you can see the situation was escalating, and I have to admit to being confused over what had started this.  Brigit continued to be combative and aggressive with me, stating that I was now wasting even more time, and she wanted to proceed with signing up the paperwork.  At this point, I indicated that it seemed a waste of time continuing, as it was obvious that she had somehow gained such a negative impression of me that I didn’t feel she would adequately recommend me to any prospective employer.  Brigit’s disposition seemed to alter a bit at this, and she remarked that she was impressed by my resume and still wanted to sign me up.  But by point, I was so bemused by her conduct throughout this entire episode that I did not wish to continue the process to sign with your agency.

And all this, came from a person who I had met for less than 30 seconds while being led to a computer to do some tests.  I could not believe the absolute total lack of professionalism from this representative of your company.  I have signed up with several agencies in the past, and have never encountered such discourteous, disrespectful and downright rude behavior as I experienced at your firm today. Brigit treated with me as if from a position of perceived superiority which is not only bad mannered, but entirely inappropriate.  At no time did Brigit adequately apologize for having double booked the appointment time. I was so disgusted at her unexpected and unwarranted, pugilistic behavior that I left feeling quite upset and wondering how someone like this could possibly be responsible for matching people to customer service oriented roles, when her own customer service skills were so appalling.

I come from a wide and varied employment background and in the current employment climate, would  likely to be an easy placement for an agency such as yours.  I bring this matter, of my rather distressing treatment, to your attention in the hope that something might be done to avoid this sort of interaction happening with your prospective candidates in the future.

Regards
borySNORC

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A job hunting we will go huh?  Don’t  you just love a day that ends in a written complaint of some sort?  It just warms the cockles doesn’t it?  Now just to scam the personal email address from  Brigit’s manager out of the dopey receptionist tomorrow….  hmmm and maybe a regional or state manager or two…

how-to-take-control-of-your-next-job-interviewUPDATE:  Heard from a friend who works for the same firm in a different office… the snooty Ms Brigit was sacked after receipt of this complaint.  Apparently, it wasn’t her first less than stellar performance with prospective clients.  Suck pus, bitch!

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After the trauma of dealing with the Parking Nazi yesterday, I decided I couldn’t face the world and called in sick.  Okay, in truth it had more to do with my stomach doing God awful things to me since I returned from the backwaters of Pakistan (read Quetta) than the Parking Nazi…. but I think I’d rather blame the NAPMDB  for my lack of motivation to overcome the flip-flopping, cramping stomach of doom and soldier on in tireless dedication to the job from which I have been operationally disengaged!

So what’s a girl to do while stuck at home feeling sick as the proverbial dog.  Why… chat on the MSN annoying your friends whose bosses are stupid enough to let them have IM access at work….update your resume and draft up some job applications now that I’ve been sacked for the first time ever….and try desperately not to buy any cool stuff on line!!!  (I want one!)  Cos shopping really helps when you’re not feeling well…. ask anyone!

So I spent a quiet day avoiding throwing my credit card at the Met gift shop (which I really shouldn’t do until I clean up the mess my holiday made on it), and hanging with Angel who spent most of his day demanding food (God that kid can put it away).  Equinom came over this evening to catch up and hang out.. .we haven’t seen each other for a couple of months, so after the pleasantries were exchanged, naturally the conversation turned to average international penis sizes and we found this interesting (but likely unreliable) survey graph, which I just had to put here for everyone’s edification…..

average penis size

And that’s about it really… my day in a nutshell.

Parking Nazi

Grrrr!!!!  I had to leave work early today cos I wasnt feeling so hot (havent been 100% since I got back from Pakistan).  Anyway I went to drive out of the carpark and the little Nasty Arse Power Mongering Dumbass Bitch of a parking attendant wanted to charge me $27.00 to leave!   We have an early bird parking thing going on at the car park, so I should have only been charged $13.50…. in before 9am I thought and the Early Bird parking rate is all yours.  Not so!  You have to be in before 9am but you have to be out after 2pm to get the Early Bird rate. 

How illogical is that?  They charge you $27.00 for being there 5 hours, but $13.50 if you arrive at the same time but are there for longer????  And this is twenty-seven dollars… not dogdy Pakistani rupee or something! 

ME:  “I work for the devil, so can I have the Goliath parking rate please?  Which should only be $15.00, right?”
NAPMDB:  “No sorry Ma’am you haven’t stamped your parking ticket, so I can’t give you the $15.00 Goliath rate.”
Me:  “Look,  here is my ID, which you will agree is far harder to replicate than a stamp yes?  I’m going home sick.  Don’t make me go back up into work to get the damned ticket stamped….”
NAPMDB: “Sorry Ma’am if you don’t have your ticket stamped you’ll have to pay the full rate.”

At which point I turned off the engine, got out of the car, left it in the exit driveway, locked it as I walked away and proceeded back into the building to stamp my fucking ticket…. with the NAPMDB coming after me yelling that I cant leave my car parked in the way.   I turned and gave her the filthiest look at which point she went back to her little booth and got on the phone – no doubt to ask her supervisor what to do with me.  

I stamped my damn ticket – bitched to who ever was in the lift on the way up and down….. paid the goddamn $15.00 and came home in a foul mood.   

When did we become so unflexible over the stupid little things?
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