Worst everything ever!

Posted on 6 August 2007 by boryssnorc

God dammit!

Not only am I the worst Mom ever for forgetting the damn tooth fairy... now I am the worst sister ever for forgetting to phone my sister on her birthday! I rushed out the door yesterday and of course we cant use the phones at my work so I was busy reminding myself to phone her on my break… but then I got distracted by other errands I needed to do on my break (like hounding the childcare place for a tax statement) that I forgot to call Trimat to wish her a happy birthday.

I think its official. I have a memory like a sieve. 🙁
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Mindless internet blogthing

Posted on 5 August 2007 by boryssnorc

Your Score: Kinky bastard!

Grats! You’re 82% kinky!

Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you’re into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work 😉

Quote of the week

Posted on 4 August 2007 by boryssnorc

I’ve been reading a book (very slowly during my 15 min lunch breaks at work) called “Sex with the Queen” by Eleanor Herman, and found this marvelous quote from an unnamed 15th century Florentine magistrate who, upon watching a particularly politically annoying moralist, Savonarola, burn at the stake said…

“Ah well, i am glad that’s over…
….. now we can all return to our sodomy.”

Now, I think there’s a little something in that for all of us don’t you? 🙂

Don’t Mess Behind the Curtain

Posted on 3 August 2007 by boryssnorc

Got into work bright and early, nice easy run through the traffic, got myself a nice hot chocolate to start the day, flicked through some emails from friends before signing into the phone…

First call….

HelpDesk Chickie: “Welcome to Goliath, this is boyrsSNORC. How many I help you?”
<smile>

Eejit Customer: “Ummm….. I was trying to set up the wifi security on my modem and I went into the ‘modem homepage’ and changed something in the IP settings section, and now I’ve cant get on the internet…..”

</smile>

One and a half hours later….

Eejit Customer: “Errrr….. I think I changed some other stuff on my computer as well, but I cant remember where that was….”

Sigh……

😐

Wrinkly Sex

Posted on 2 August 2007 by boryssnorc

Every now and then …. someone around here makes a comment about old people having sex.

And it is usually a comment accompanied by the screwings up of the noses and the makings of distasteful noises. What’s the deal with that? Why does the idea of older people having sex seem to make people go ‘ewww!’

Personally I hope I’m getting plenty of Wrinkly Sex in about 40 years or so! Hell… I can think of nothing worse than going without simply cos I’m old! More wrinkly sex for the people I think…. geriatric, wrinkly,….. “would-you -like-me-to-take-out-my-teeth-Dear?” sex!!! I have high hopes for one day living in an ‘assisted living’ environment , and sneaking around avoiding the staff…. having surreptitious liaisons with slightly arthritic old guys who may or may not have a full head of hair and maybe some fabulously large gnarled old hands. Sigh… 🙂 The idea of it is fantastic! You wouldn’t have to remember their names – they’d just assume you’re senile…. no one would be casting nasturiums on your character – cos no one gives a shit about your virtue!!! Who cares? You’re old!!! And all this in addition to the benefits of being able to sit around and shock your grandkids with stories of what you got up to when you were a young’n!!! That’s so gonna be loads of fun!!!!

Bring on the ‘fuck-tons’ of Kinky Wrinky Sex I say!