Chasing Autumn in Gifu

Today we had a short drive from Takayama to Nagoya via Gero which was going to take us through the Gifu prefectures. I was hoping for a chance to spot some of Japan’s famed autumn colours and it turns out we were in luck. Children crossing warning signs here are slightly more fun than at home: “Be careful; jumping out!!”

Ujo Park in Gero…

I thought this would be the highlight of the autumn colours today.

One of the things I have noticed here on Japan’s roadways is the total lack of ‘lookout’ points. In Australia there are spaces on highways and roads to pull over and see nice scenery all over the place – they are quite often marked on maps as scenic or photo-worthy stops. Here, there is rarely anything like that, even though the scenery is quite often spectacular.

This was us, and several others, all stopped in a long and somewhat precarious row on a stretch of highway that followed this gorge… it really needs a handful of places where people can stop and take in the view of the beautiful trees, the still river and the mountain as. The autumn colours were simply stunning against the deep blue/green of this lake/river.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing… how’s the serenity*?*if we ignore the fact that I’m standing on the side of a highway and cars are flying past us at breakneck speed.

Just beautiful…

Made it safely to Nagoya without any navigation mishaps. Checked into our hotel, did some prep for work stuff, and went for a quick grill/sushi dinner that turned out to be quite the most ordinary meal we have had since we got here.

On the way back after dinner we stopped in briefly at ‘Liquor Mountain’… I sent these pics to the Whisky Wankers group at home. Just to taunt everyone with the selection and the prices – omg the prices! Australians really are getting reamed on island tax, and WET tax. :/

Hidatei Hanaougi Onsen

Okay, So I have travelled to over 70 different countries and stayed in more hotels, inns, hostels, ryokans, cabins, and resorts, than I could ever attempt to count… so when I say this is without a doubt my FAVOURITE HOTEL in the entire world, I have a lot of different accomodations in my past that I am comparing it to.
When I was making arrangements for this trip back in April, I had originally intended to stay a couple of nights in a more Western style hotel closer to the old part of Takayama where the transport issues are – until I saw a Japanese video posted by someone who had stayed at this ryokan. It just looked amazing and I have been looking forward to it for six months. The entrance to the hotel is fairly unassuming – perfectly manicured gardens are ‘de rigeur’ here and seem quite common everywhere. But just on the other side of those shrubberies is a world all of its own… a large koi pond featuring equally large koi. A cute little walkway over the pond which leads to and onsen foot bath (fresh hot mineral waters piped into a knee deep bath where you can remove your socks and shoes and soak your weary feets). An outdoor lounging area that wasn’t seeing much use given it was max temps of 10-11C while we were here and lows of 4C and 2C overnight.We were welcomed by a lovely young lady named Kyaka, who checked us in, brought us some drinks, hot towels and showed us through the quiet and dimly lit hallway to our room.The decor was very traditional, except for the slightly elevated futon beds. In the room waiting for us was some snacks, and green tea and an explanation of where to find things in the room – yukata and jinbei (Japanese style pyjamas) to wear, a bunch of amenities for us, and an opportunity to specify what time we would like to have dinner and breakfast etc. The bathroom was neat and all panelled in fresh cypress – it smelled amazing!

And had a traditional Japanese shower space and a large and deep cypress tub inside.But the best bit… omg! So excited – was the stonking huge granite onsen bath in our own private garden. <3 I couldn’t wait for Kyaka to finish her introduction so we could have a shower, scrub up and then slide into this amazingly beautiful bath in this cute little garden space. The bath was a steady 40-41C and was just bliss. The water at this particular onsen comes from 1200 feet below ground and is particularly high in minerals which make the water so soft it feels kinda slippery… it was so steamy as the ambient temperature was only about 8C or so.In what is now become quite our usual habit, we shared some saké acquired on our way to the ryokan and had a good soak. Love it!

After some work and another soak in the bath, it was time for dinner. Our dinners were served in a private dining room on the second floor of the hotel – and Kyaka was looking after us for dinner also.The ryokan has some lovely open spaces that guests can use if they wish, but we hardly saw anyone – in fact with the private onsen in our little garden, and having a meal in a private dining room, we could swear for most of our visit that there was hardly anyone else staying at the inn. The only give away was the shoes all lined up in the morning as people were getting ready to check out or go to town for the day. There are no shoes worn on the tatami mats here, only tabi socks. Even the staff are silently walking up and down the hallways in socks.Dinner was a multiple course kaiseki meal – starters consisted of:
– mustard paste inside a slice of lotus root
– minced fish and chicken with poppy seeds
– cooked shrim in ginger
– mackerel sushi with vinegar
– boiled quail egg boiled in persimmon juice
– grilled eggplant and yam cake topped with sesame sauce
– pickled and marinated koi

Oishi! So delicious. Matsutake mushroom soup with shrimp, pike and eel.Sashimi – roasted Hida beef with plum flavoured onion sauce. Sashimi – amberjack and mackerel.Local saké. Steam turnip with mushrooms and lily root, stuffed with ginkgo nut.Hida beef steak with vegetables.Grilled freshwater sweetfish stuffed with roe.Whipped pumpkin topped with abalone.Local steamed rice, miso soup with mushrooms, tofu and pickles.Sweet potato cake and seasonal fruits… I love the little maples leaves they are decorating our meals with seeing as it is autumn. You just know someone in the kitchen is tasked with finding the prettiest leaves for the job.After such an amazing meal, we let our dinner settle and then it was back into the onsen again… I could really get used to this. You can just feel the tension draining away from all your muscles, and even though the air temperature was quite cold, the water was so inviting that you barely noticed it.

I slept like a log! Possibly due to the very busy week we’ve had? Possibly due to the quietness of our little garden with the water trickling in the background? Possibly due to the nice firm futon mattress? Or (more likely) due to an elegant sufficiency of saké!

Woke early and opened up the paper screens to see this beautiful setting – and well, had plenty of time for another soak before breakfast, so why not?Breakfast was another lavish affair of itty bitty dishes filled with very tasty things!The menu was rather more casual for breakfast, which was excellent. 🙂

Oh wouldn’t you know it – the onsen beckoned once more before we had to head to town for the day.When we returned from doing transport stuff in the city, I had an opportunity to pop into the ladies public onsen in the hotel. Not all rooms here have a private bath like we have booked and there is a men’s and ladies onsen baths that swap over day to day so you can try the different bathing spaces. There were dressing tables for about six people, all full of amenities – soaps, lotions, shampoos, conditioners etc. A space for dressing and changing and to store your clothing while you bathed.A post-onsen relaxation space where you could have complimentary cold beverages and even try out a massage chair.And, as the onsen was unoccupied I was able to take a photograph of the baths here. The Japanese are very ritualistic about their baths – which I love, but one of their customs is that tattooed peoples re not allowed in public onsens. Some ryokan will make exceptions for their Western guests (as we are highly unlikely to be connected to local organised crime gangs) but others are very strict and ask you to cover your ink. I have no idea what the policy is here – I didn’t ask… but it was the primarily motivator for booking a room with a private bath. That and bathing with strange people who you don’t share a common language with gets pretty boring pretty fast. So we didn’t make use of the public onsen and made use of our private garden bath again! I’m so enamoured of this little garden oasis – I took so many photos. Oh more saké before dinner? Don’t mind if I do!Prior to arriving I had requested the special Hida beef kaiseki meal on our second night. It was at a small additional cost, but given Gifu is so famous for their Hida beef, we felt it would be worth it. Kyaka kept referring to it as the ‘Too Much Beef Dinner’, which we thought was cute.

The appetisers tonight were:
– small salmon sushi
– shrimp grilled with poppy seed
– apricot jelly
– Mozuku seaweed
– stewed conger eel with soy-sauce jelly
– stewed broad bean
– deep fried chestnut with fish paste

A rare selfie taken in our private dining room… the ‘glow’ is the saké, of course. 😛

Sashimi: sweet shrimp, tuna, yellowtail.
Grilled Hida beef sushi.

Conger pike dumpling.Hida beef steak

Hida smoked beef (on Sakura cherry wood) with plum flavoured onion… there was a wisp of smoked trapped under the glass bell, and it was so beautiful presented and tasty!

Hida beef shabu-shabu

Local rice, filefish soup.

Dessert of purple yam on a sakura pudding and yuzu sorbet.


The meals here are quite the experience – trying new things, sampling new tastes, preparing each mouthful to get a complimentary combination of flavours. It was quite late before we felt up to getting back into the onsen. I’m going to miss this!

For a late night snack, we had some Takayama Pudding-tei that we bought back from town with us… no word of a lie, this is creme brûlée in a jar.

Next morning, we had opted for western breakfast which consisted of ‘Way Too Much Food’! Toast, an egg to scramble on the little stove, a salad, some muesli, seasonal fruits, and not pictured – English breakfast tea. All lovingly presented and wonderfully fresh.
As a parting gift, Kyaka gave us some chopsticks as an unexpected gift. A very thoughtful touch.

So, yeah. My this is now my favourite hotel EVER! I have stayed at the Waldorf-Astoria with a view down Fifth Avenue in New York. I have stayed at the Hotel Fortuna in Rome, with a view over the Trevi Fountain. I have stayed at the Four Seasons in Sydney, with a glorious view over Sydney Harbour. I have stayed at the Grand Hotel in Prague, with an uninterrupted view of the astronomical clock. I have stayed at Samphire on Rottnest Island with the quokkas. I have stayed at an Adnaan Resort in the Maldives… so yeah, when I say that of all the hotels/inns/resorts that I have stayed at, this place is now my favourite hotel ever, I’m not kidding. It was absolutely amazing… and I look forward to coming back again some day.

Takayama…

Once we finished some work stuff – we got a chance to check out the cute little town of Takayama… and oh my goodness! Takayama is definitely, where I parked my car!

We started on the riverside where the morning markets are held most days from 7am (8am in winter I believe), and wandered past lots of craft stalls and touristy shops. Takayama’s Old Town district isn’t very big so a few hours is a goodly amount of time to spend wandering the streets here – unless you get side tracked.There were chop stick shops, LOADS of sweets, biscuits and lollies for sale, puddings, beef stores, fans, glassware, ceramics, and cutesy as hell Japanese kitch. Cute little glass chopstick rests… I nearly bought a set to bring home but while the chopsticks I bought home from Kanazawa back in 2015 are probably the most used and useful souvenir I have ever bought from anywhere, we tend not to set the table too fancy when we are having Japanese at home. So they probably wouldn’t end up getting used much.

A cool lantern made out of random black and red chopsticks. I guess this is the sort of thing you can do when you are buying in bulk and not paying retail! These fans remind me of the hundreds of fan shops all over Kyoto… Takayama is sometimes called ‘Little Kyoto’, as its old town district is relatively well kept. Takayama is also really well known for its Hida beef… this is a Hida beef bun – the type you usually get full of pork. Mr K felt that he just *had* to get one and it I stole a bite, it was really tasty.

This guy is a Japanese yew carving (I’m assuming that is ‘yew’, as in “IS that a yew tree? Do those trees grow like that? Dad, go stand next to Chreeis!” said in th most grating clueless loud American accent you can muster). At the end of the Edo period, an artist name Matsuda Sukenaga created original netsuke carvings using the beautiful grain of the Hida area’s characteristic Japanese yew timber – without adding any colour. They are said to be the beginnings of the art of Japanese yew carving, or a craft known as ‘ichii itto-bori’, which is a nationally recognised traditional craft of the Hida area. This guy actually represents Daikoku who is one of the Seven Gods of Fortune. This god is said to be a fusion of the mythological creator of Japan, known as Okuninushi no Mikoto, and an Indian God…. weird combo.

Across the road from this auspicious looking character is a wee little Hida beef-onna-stick shop – which Mr K also just *had* to try.
This is his, ‘I’m not working for ten minutes together, and there is beer and beef!’, face.

Then came the saké breweries and shops – which may or may not be the reason that Takayama was one of our stop overs to begin with!Why hello? This is where I parked my car!

This is a pretty typical Japanese cross-over : the red pointy legged mascot is called Sarubobbo, which means, ‘baby-monkey’ and he is usually depicted without a face… but here is a Hello Kitty Sarubobo.

Sarubobo dolls were traditionally made by others for their daughters as a charm for a happy marriage and for a smooth delivery of children.Anyway… what was Hello Kitty doing in the middle of my saké adventure, anyway? I think we accidentally wandered into saké heaven… there are so many breweries here that there are walking tours and special maps showing you which brewery is where.

I’m crying like a Sarubobo baby-monkey … so much saké and I’m only allowed to bring a limited amount home!


Okay, so that was just one Takayama saké store – it isn’t even one of their brewery store fronts! >.> This may take longer than we anticipated… Oita Sake Brewery Kamisannomachi *(I think… by the time you get to the end of this you’ll see where the confusion is creeping in!)This place was directly across the street from the Takayama Cafe…e

Funasaka Saké Brewery…This place was great – you pay 450JPY for a little cup and you can fill it 12 times from 12 different bottles in their range that are kept in a big fridge you can access.

We found ourselves a warm little space near this hearth and happened to meet a couple who live in France – Jeremy was originally from the UK and was a ski instructor for many years, Juliana is from Brazil and they had a delightful 1 year old named Charlie who was an absolute legend letting his mum try some saké without complaint. 🙂
As it turns out Jeremy and Juliana are into buying hotels and renovating them in France so they have quite a lot of knowledge and experience in French real estate… happy thought indeed.

Hamada Saké Brewery is stumbling distance across the street… and they have a different tasting system.

First, all the award winning saké and a very small, negligible, attempt at saké education…

Then you buy a 100JPY cup from a dispensary machine (it’s all very hands off as far as the staff are concerned). Then you go to a machine and put in 500 JPY for 6 saké tokens or 1000 JPY for 13 saké tokens. Once you have your tokens you just put them in the machine of choice and a shot of saké will be dispensed. The numbers on the machine correspond with bottles on the shelves and off you go! There is a description above each saké which is the sum total extent of trying to offer you any useful information on each drink! Matsuzaka Saké… So many people lining up for the token machine!It was so easy to just hook into this… $10 later and you’re really quite toasted.Quaffable stuff and well worth a stop!Ummm.. Kawashiri Brewery I think? :/ It was about this point that we decided we should get back to our accom as we had more work to do and I was rapidly ending up in a state where I wasn’t going to useful at all!
We are definitely going to have to come back to Takayama at some point – would be great to come with someone who has better Japanese skills than either of us have.

Gorgeous little town with heaps to see. And we didn’t even touch on their weird retro museums and other offerings.

Every day is saké day – but particularly today.

Today we left Enraku and were heading for Kanazawa, which meant we had an opportunity en route to stop and check out some saké breweries. A few years ago we had such a great time doing the rounds of some nine saké breweries near Nara (south of Osaka) and found some favourites that we are able to get back home so we thought we’d try that again. First stop was going to be the Masuda Sake Brewery – most famous for the Masuizumi their

The pics that show up when you search a place are often quite handy so you know what you are looking for…Anyway, you’d think this wouldn’t be too difficult a task… look up the brewery, find an address, type it into Google maps (and the car’s archaic GPS unit for good measure) and off you go! Oh if wishing made it so! We found the general area okay thanks to the aforementioned navigational devices, and then seemed to be stumbling around a bit lost until I saw this door – and remembered seeing it on the images that popped up on Google Maps. Awesome – we are in the right place. So I asked a guy who obviously worked there, who happened to be passing by, and he directed me slightly down the road to a doorway….

Which I duly entered – only to discover it was-someone’s private residence and I was fucking trespassing!!! Jesus titty fucking Christ! The guy was gesturing at this doorway but was trying to tell me to go around the corner and and down the next block?! Between Mr K and his moving violation and me now accidentally trespassing – we won’t be allowed back in Japan! On the corner of the next block – totally not visible at all from where the ‘helpful’ worker was pointing was one of the buildings that I saw on the Google Map.

I spied the sugidama and thought this must be the right spot, I should have been keeping an eye out for it earlier… but even if I had, it wouldn’t have helped. This building is the brewery’s administration building and their tasting room is a further 500m down the road! Thanks Google Maps… sigh. Could you screw the pooch any harder on this one?

For anyone who is curious – the sugidama is literally a cedar ball hung outside the brewery and it serves as a sort of street sign for saké breweries letting people know when there is fresh saké available. When the brewing season begins, the saké makers collect hundreds of sprigs of soft green cedar and cut them into a sphere. They then hang the cedar ornament of whatever size outside their establishments, usually above their entrance. This is quite a large one.Eventually we ends up at the right spot – which was sporting only a small sugaidama in comparison. Yes. This is the right place. The Masuda brewery has a long history, as many of them do, which speaks to how the family started their brewing up in Hokkaido and moved south after some disastrous seasons of foul weather. Starting up a brewery in Toyama they wanted to sell their products here in the refined tea houses frequented by the geisha and their clients, so they came up with the name, Masuizumi as the most refined and auspicious version of the Masuda name – from what I was told, it was this name change that helped sell their products in the tea houses. #marketingwins When I entered I was greeted by this explanation of how a saké tasting worked in this particular brewery – and even after I received and English ‘version’ of the ‘instructions’ and a translation from a staff member embellished with enough gesticulation as to almost be interpretive dance… we still coudn’t make head nor hide of it!

It wasn’t until I was furnished with a cup and a timer with 15 minutes set on it that we figured out their system: for 1000JPY you could try as many sakés as you wanted with the only condition being that you can only take one bottle out of the fridge at a time… and your time starts NOW! It was like being on the Price is Right or something and you had 15 minutes to haul in as much of the good stuff as quickly as you could.
Which is super confusing when all labels look like this:And I can’t read a lick of kanji… when it comes to saké I know that I like ones on the dry end of the scale, not to heavy on the aroma. Definitely nothing sweet or cloying (some are downright syrupy), and I quite dislike saké that feels like it should be labeled ‘vodka’ or tastes of grain spirit. Over time I’ve learned that I like the junmai gingo or junmai daiginjo and I have been to enough breweries and tastings to have some favourites.
But this? Who can tell one from the other. Oh and they had FIVE fridges this size all full of different offerings that you could try. Some of this fridge was full of vintage saké and limited edition runs which is a bit of a bitch because two of the ones I liked in this fridge aren’t even available for sale! I tried about nine in my 15 minutes and took some photos of some favourites. I gotta say it was a lot of fun… there were a couple of other guests there who were also talking and laughing (in English) about tasting against the clock – they turned out to be Japanese and Croatian but both living and working in Berlin at the moment. We tried to divide and conquer a little but just ended up telling each other which ones to try. 🙂 It was good fun – I bought a nice bottle of junmai daiginjo to take away and couple of little cups as a memento. Then we ventured south in search of the next brewery – which was the Yoshino Tomo brewery. Thankfully a little easier to find. Definitely not as slick an operation as the Masuda brewery and we walked in and were hard pressed to find anyone to show us around or give us any information. This little tanuki was by the door with a big ‘Welcome’ sign but to be honest it wouldn’t have surprised me if we were trespassing again – the welcoming committee was non-existent and we couldn’t seem to get any help at all.After poking around for a while and using Google Translate to decipher many many labels, we decided to bail out and took some notes of anything we might like to try down the track from the supermarkets. Seemed easier!

Have to say it would have been easier to do a 15 min speed tasting with only one fridge full of varieties to try and sample!I have seen the Kisaki pink in the shops before so now we have a bit more info, it might be worth giving some of these a try. At least the labels are distinctive so we’ll be able to recognise them easily.Oh look… there is the Masuizumi Junmain gingo at Lawson’s that I just bought at the last brewery, for JPY400 less than they charged at the tasting room! Oh well, live and learn. 🙂 Next stop was a roadside services for lunch – and I have to say, even dodgy roadside food here is better than a lot of the cheap and cheerful Japanese restaurants that we have at home. I’d go so far as to say convenience store sushi is better than most Australian sushi trains restaurants. 😐 Disappointing but there you have it. This katsudon meal with miso soup was roughly AUD$10 – and it was delicious.


Speaking of roadside rest stops – I saw this in the ladies restroom… a urinal for small boys who might be accompanying their mothers to the bathroom:

I mean, seriously?! You can just tell someone (who takes pride in their work as a bathroom attendant!) is carefully swapping out the display for each season as well… it’s lovely, I appreciated their efforts… at home, we’re happy if there isn’t pee on the floors at roadside servos.

Next brewery for the day was the Fukumitsuya Saké Brewery. This places was founded in 1625 and they are a 14th generation family brewery. Super impressive history; though I do wonder at family businesses like this – how much pressure is there for someone to take on the family business? Whether they want to or not.

Traditionally saké has always been consumed fresh – it wasn’t aged or cellared and was believed not to ‘cellar well’. Hence the sugaidamas to they’ll the town that there was a fresh batch of saké ready for purchase. The Fukumisuya brewery was the first saké brewery in Japan to start cellaring and selling aged sakés. A practice they started back in the late 50s/early 60s after the 12th owner of the brewery spent some time in Europe and came home to start experimenting with aging saké in both room temperature and in cold cellars. Even then, they seem to only age the saké for about three years – or 1000 days (probably because it sounds neat for the marketing!).
Here, I met a lovely woman who had been living in the US for a number of years and her English was exceptional. We had an in-depth discussion about the various types of saké, and she led me through some tastings. She gave me a pile of information on different varieties and practices that various different breweries were engaging in. Turns out, that without even realising it – I have developed a taste for ‘purest saké’ (because of course I have… champagne tastes on a beer budget my entire life!). Meaning that the sakés I have found I enjoyed the most are the ones with the least amount of additives. Anything with ‘junmai’ on the label is pure saké, made only with rice, natural waters and koji (koji being a fermentation culture). Which totally explains (for me, at least) why I dislike some saké because it’s too sweet, (likely has sugar added), or to strong in it’s alcohol taste, (likely has grain alcohol added).

Their website has an excellent link to the saké brewing process.

After this we head off to find our machiya where we will be based for the next few days.
This mural is called a Fusama painting and it was apparently created by Kahoolawe Ueshima, who is a well known local arts who works in the ParalymArt collective – I have no idea what that is, but it appears to be a significant art community according to our host.

The view from upstairs down into the living space.

Lovely tatami bedroom – I love the smell of the tatami mats.We have a cute, private little garden space; I love the rain chains and have often wondered if they would look out of place in suburban Brisbane. lol

Keeping it old school… complete with emergency contact numbers list… it probably needs instructions for Gen Z on how to dial it. 😛 Now to sit down to do some serious work, which of course requires – saké!!! Kanpai.

Detained isn’t the same as arrested

So… just to set the record straight in case Mr K doesn’t..!

“We’ve barely been in Japan for like, six hours and have been driving towards the Fuji area to our onsen for the night and Mr K’s just been pulled over by two policemen on motorbikes for illegally crossing a yellow line! I was using Google maps and giving him directions – and we both knew we needed to be in the right hand lane, which was fine. But then two policemen on motorbikes came up behind us with their lights on so naturally, Keith moved into the left hand lane to let them pass. And they just didn’t. They didn’t pass us. They just rode slow and all the traffic around and behind them slowed right down (speeding normally being a favourite pastime around here!). Mr K didn’t want to cut them off and our exit up came up really quickly on the right and we needed to move into the right hand lane – but by then the line in the middle of the road was a single solid yellow one and so we changed lanes because if we didn’t, we’d end up getting royally lost! So next thing you know, the cops have turned on their sirens and started yelling at us on a megaphone in Japanese and Keith had to find a place on a motorway to safely pull over!

Long story short – one of the cops was training the other one, and he’s probably never written an international ticket before, so we ended up at a local police station with Mr K getting a ¥6000 fine which literally took over an hour!” 🤣

Jail house selfie: