Saucy Meme

Have you gotten laid in 2007?   
Yes! it’s April for crying out loud!

Ever had sex in a public place?   
Who hasn’t?  (see final question)
Ever laugh during sex? If so why? 
Yes of course… why does it to be deadly serious.
Ever cry during sex? If so why?
Not during … but after yes. my back doesn’t like it if I get carried away.
Do you like to cuddle after sex?  
Depends…

Ever regret sex with someone?  
Not that I can remember…
Ever faked an orgasm? 
Nope, I think the concept is counterproductive.
Talk dirty or shut the fuck up?  
Definitely shut the fuck up.

Ever had unprotected sex?  
Yes of course.
Ever masturbate to your friend’s significant other? 
‘To’?…no, not that I can remember… ‘With’?…  perhaps 🙂

Ever have a one night stand? 
Proudly … no!
Ever have a threesome?  
Yes… several.

Ever watch porn during sex?  
I think so .. yes
Ever thought of someone else during sex?  
Yes, unbidden and it totally wasn’t great.

Has the condom ever broken?  
Nope
What is your most embarrassing sexual experience? 
Such a cliche – but said the wrong name! :S
How old were you when you lost your virginity?  
Sweet sixteen
Who would you like to have sex with right now?  
Brigadier General Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC KCB KCIE

Do you think that sex with that person might be possible? 
Magic 8 Ball says: Outlook does not look good

Are you horny right now? 
Ummm.  Not so much.
How many sexual partners have you had?  
I am sooo not answering this!

Do you like sex in cars?  
Nope, never been there… never wanted to.
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? 
I would, but his wives have a habit of not liking me.

Ever have sex with a relative/friend’s significant other? 
Sigh.. ahuh
Ever cheated?  
Yes, yes and yes.

Ever been with a  cheater? 
Bound to have been.
Toys – good or bad? 
Some are good. .. some are bad, oh so bad!
Lingerie?   
Yummy … 🙂

Ever sleep with a co-worker?   
Yes
Where have you had sex? 
Oooh!

  PARK
      CHURCH
  CEMETERY
  BEACH
  BOAT
  SCHOOL
  PARENT’S BED
  YOUR BED
      CAR
  PICNIC TABLE
  KITCHEN COUNTER
  COUCH/CHAIR
  DINING ROOM TABLE
  WOODS (OPEN OR IN TENT)
  HOOD OF CAR
  BATHROOM
  SHOWER
  BATHTUB
  OTHER PERSON’S BED
  PORCH/DECK/BALCONY
  IN HOUSE WITH PARENTS HOME
  AT A PARTY
      ON TOP OF WASHER/DRYER
  WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN ROOM
  HOTEL
      CONCERT
      GRANDPARENTS HOUSE
  FIELD
      BLEACHERS
      BOOKSTORE STOCK ROOM
      LINEN CLOSET

Maybe I better find me a church so I can round the list out a bit!   😉

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Any love cultivated for a façade is destined to falter

If recognizing who you really are causes you no regrets and no pain, perhaps you can hope for someone who likewise accepts you as you accept yourself.

You can grow relationships with the appearance of love whilst hiding your true self, but can anyone be truly happy being something they are not?  True love requires we expose our selves… and not just the good stuff…. all of it – nasty habits, idiosyncratic character, disgraceful past and unacceptable proclivities.  It’s only in unreserved acceptance of all of you, that truer more enduring love can occur… It may not be the love you expected from the brochures, but it will be honest.

If someone is aware of all that lies beneath your armour and yet loves you still…. hell, someone probably already does love you for who you really are.  Anything else is a lie.

No one is no one….

Going too far…

I’ve had this discussion with a few friends over the past few months.  Modern morality seems to be on the move at a rapid rate.  When I was in high school, guys would never ask for or expect that their girlfriends would offer up oral sex.  Maybe that’s due to the influence of our parents who were teens themselves in conservative 60s households.  But over the last decade or so, oral sex has been de-tabooed (?? well you come up with a term) for young people.  The idea of having oral sex with a guy you weren’t sleeping with back in the 80s was not even up for discussion… but nowadays, we’re certainly getting the impression that kids (females in particular) think the whole oral thing isn’t  such a big deal and they’ll get on their knees sooner than they’ll get on their backs!  Weird how thing change.  But now… (and this could be a slightly askew glance at current popular culture), my friends and I have come to the conclusion that anal sex is the new taboo.  Is this due to the inundation or pornography in our homes?  I mean you used to have to go out and seek porn… especially if you lived behind the Banana Curtain, but now it’s right here in our lounge rooms and often whether we asked for it or not!

Recently I saw this quote written by one Jay Wiseman, a rather well known proponent of the BDSM lifestyle, which totally reflected how I was thinking on the topic.  I think that for our 60s parents having premarital sex was the big taboo… it wasn’t generally on the table if you cared for your reputation, and those that were getting it on found themselves swiftly married in many cases for various reasons.  Then when we were knocking around in the late 80s, oral sex was still really a no-go zone  for ‘good girls’ , even within seemingly committed relationships.  And now, here we are another 20 odd years down the track, where it seems that anal is the new oral…. 

Are we headed for a free for all where nothing is off the table for our kids?   😐

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“In my life I have seen many sexual activities labeled ‘going too far’. When I was a child in an average American neighborhood sex within marriage was permitted, but pre-marital sex was ‘going too far’. I remember when vaginal interciourse was all right but oral sex was ‘going too far’. Then oral sex became more acceptable but anal sex was ‘going too far’. Then came group sex, then bisexuality, then…. Where will this end???”

Jay Wiseman
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Five Tips

Five tips for women….

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

Sent to me by my Mum!!!