Have you gotten laid in 2007?
Yes! it’s April for crying out loud!
Ever had sex in a public place?
Who hasn’t? (see final question)
Ever laugh during sex? If so why?
Yes of course… why does it to be deadly serious.
Ever cry during sex? If so why?
Not during … but after yes. my back doesn’t like it if I get carried away.
Do you like to cuddle after sex?
Depends…
Ever regret sex with someone?
Not that I can remember…
Ever faked an orgasm?
Nope, I think the concept is counterproductive.
Talk dirty or shut the fuck up?
Definitely shut the fuck up.
Ever had unprotected sex?
Yes of course.
Ever masturbate to your friend’s significant other?
‘To’?…no, not that I can remember… ‘With’?… perhaps 🙂
Ever have a one night stand?
Proudly … no!
Ever have a threesome?
Yes… several.
Ever watch porn during sex?
I think so .. yes
Ever thought of someone else during sex?
Yes, unbidden and it totally wasn’t great.
Has the condom ever broken?
Nope
What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Such a cliche – but said the wrong name! :S
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Sweet sixteen
Who would you like to have sex with right now?
Brigadier General Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC KCB KCIE
Do you think that sex with that person might be possible?
Magic 8 Ball says: Outlook does not look good
Are you horny right now?
Ummm. Not so much.
How many sexual partners have you had?
I am sooo not answering this!
Do you like sex in cars?
Nope, never been there… never wanted to.
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
I would, but his wives have a habit of not liking me.
Ever have sex with a relative/friend’s significant other?
Sigh.. ahuh
Ever cheated?
Yes, yes and yes.
Ever been with a cheater?
Bound to have been.
Toys – good or bad?
Some are good. .. some are bad, oh so bad!
Lingerie?
Yummy … 🙂
Ever sleep with a co-worker?
Yes
Where have you had sex?
Oooh!
CHURCH
CAR
ON TOP OF WASHER/DRYER
CONCERT
GRANDPARENTS HOUSE
BLEACHERS
BOOKSTORE STOCK ROOM
LINEN CLOSET
Maybe I better find me a church so I can round the list out a bit! 😉
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