Skippy… Skippy…

Kangaroo is in my shopping trolley usually every fortnight, it’s a nice low fat meat with a slightly gamey taste, and costs a fraction of what beef costs these days.  In summer we normally have it barbequed and served with salad, and in the winter I make kangaroo stew or even kangaroo curry.  But hardly anyone else I know eats kangaroo on a regular basis.   But here’s something to encourage people to switch to kangaroo….

Kangaroo farts could fight global warming: scientists

Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming.  Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos’ flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas.  While the usual image of greenhouse gas pollution is a billowing smokestack pushing out carbon dioxide, livestock passing wind contribute a surprisingly high percentage of total emissions in some countries.

Queensland Government senior research scientist Athol Klieve says 14 per cent of emissions from all sources in Australia are from enteric methane from cattle and sheep. “If you look at another country such as New Zealand, which has got a much higher agricultural base, they’re actually up around 50 per cent,” he said. Researchers say the bacteria also makes the digestive process much more efficient and could potentially save millions of dollars in feed costs for farmers.   “Not only would they not produce the methane, they would actually get something like 10 to 15 per cent more energy out of the feed they are eating,” Dr Klieve said.

Farming view

Even farmers who laugh at the idea of environmentally friendly kangaroo farts say that it is nothing to joke about, particularly given the devastating drought Australia is suffering. “In a tight year like a drought situation, 15 per cent [more energy] would be a considerable sum,” said farmer Michael Mitton. But it will take researchers at least three years to isolate the bacteria before they can even start to develop a way of transferring it to cattle and sheep.

Another group of scientists has suggested Australians farm fewer cattle and sheep and just eat more kangaroos. The idea is controversial but about 20 per cent of health-conscious Australians are believed to eat the national symbol already. Peter Ampt, from the University of New South Wales’s Institute of Environmental Studies, says the meat has health benefits.   “It’s low in fat. It’s got high protein levels. It’s very clean,” he said. “It doesn’t get drenched. It doesn’t get vaccinated. It utilises food right across the landscape. It moves around to where the food is good. It’s a good food.”

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Fess up – you’ve wanted to do it too :)

Temporary phone towers may be needed after tank rampage

Posted Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:30am AEST

Goliath Communications company, says it may have to install temporary mobile phone towers in Sydney’s west to replace ones which were damaged overnight when a man went on a rampage in a restored army tank.   The man led police on a 90-minute chase through a number of suburbs.  Police are alleging that the 45-year-old destroyed six phone towers and damaged an electricity sub-station.  He is still being questioned by police.

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Last time I was pissed off with some mega conglomerate corporation…. I wrote them a strongly worded letter  😐   Why I never thought to get me a tank and go running over their stuff … I don’t know!

Sounds like a responsible and mature way to vent one’s frustrations and I really think I ought to try it.  As it happens… I rather think I’d be pretty good at driving a tank around running over shit.

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News flash…

What an absolute classic!  All news should be this amusing….. just a shame there was no picture!  🙂

Israeli ambassador found naked, drunk on city street

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found on the streets of the capital drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.  Police in San Salvador found Tzuriel Refael in a street near the Israeli embassy.

He was drunk, his hands were bound and he was only able to identify himself after a rubber ball was removed from his mouth.  An Israeli Foreign Ministry official has described the ambassador’s behaviour as an unprecedented embarrassment.

He has been recalled to Israel immediately.San Salvador was Mr Refael’s first posting as ambassador, after he was promoted last year from a technical position in the Foreign Ministry.

The scandal has led to renewed criticism over the way Israel selects its diplomats.


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God bless the internet

I got to catch up with MD today!   It was the first time since Christmas Day that we’ve had a chance to have a really good chat.  Sounds like he is getting along well, though I did  notice that he asked me about four times what was going on with everyone back here, so I guess he must be a little home sick…  probably a very little :).  While I was on the phone with him, we were chatting about the bomb that went off last weekend while he was out carpet shopping, which I originally saw on the BBC news website.  So I happened to flick over the BBC RSS feed to see if there was any follow up on that story… and I found this link.  🙂  This one is actually funny!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6392049.stm

We had a good old giggle about the absolute stupidity of these guys carrying their suicide bomb on a pushbike …  😐   I was in such a good mood for the rest of the afternoon after getting a chance to talk with him … I just felt comfortable again.  I always seem to get a bit antsy when I don’t get to keep in touch with my few real friends on a regular basis.  Maybe that’s why I go to such stupid lengths sometimes to keep in touch with the people that really matter to me.

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Explosion kills two in Pakistan

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Police say they hit a road bump on the outskirts of a town in the province. Police in Pakistan say two people have been killed in the province of Punjab after the bomb they were carrying on a bicycle accidentally exploded.

Deputy Superintendent Bashir Ahmed said they did not know whether the two men intended to plant the explosives or to carry out a suicide attack.

Correspondents say Pakistan has suffered a series of suicide attacks in recent weeks.  The two men died near Chichawatni, 120km (75 miles) north of Multan.  There is speculation that there were intending to detonate the bomb at a large cattle market, which is being held in the town.