Monkey see, monkey do.

Posted on September 27, 2007 by borysSNORC

I dont know how it happened, but I found myself down in the production warehouse today stuffing envelopes in the handline standing next to the Production Manager, the National Human Resources Manager, the Regional Quality Assurance Manager and the General Manager of the entire company! I have no idea how this came about. One minute I was upstair answering emails, and the next they had drafted everyone who wasn’t screamingly busy to come down and do some training monkey hand work – stuffing envelopes on the PDS line for a massive mailout for a large superannuation company that was falling behind and not going to make it’s deadline.

Actually it was kinda fun. We were all standing around in our nice work clothes … stilettos on some of the office women, and ties on the Business Development Executives, laughing and stuffing envelopes. It was an okay way to spend a few hours, but I certainly wouldn’t want to do it full time or anything. Stuff that! On your feet all day, doing the same thing over and over…. you’d go absolutely brain dead. And never mind the noise when the DLX machines start running… omg. No thanks…. don’t ever want to go there.

You can get a cream for that….

Posted on July 18, 2007 by borysSNORC

And so the monkey theme continues… over a drink and some warm apple pie 😉 we were introduced to Arse Monkey! Yay! Have no idea what Arse Monkey’s super powers are yet… but there was some discussion of distributing Arse Monkey Cream… the purpose for which is best left a mystery I imagine.

But be prepared… baby-shit brown Arse Monkey is coming your way!

Creative kudos for Arse Monkey go to

nemain

🙂 Ta Bella.
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More monkeys!

Posted on April 17, 2007 by borysSNORC

Here’s an interesting new monkey to add to the menagerie…. courtesy of NMdG. Not sure what it is with the monkey obsession these days. but they seem to be everywhere! He says he has an Evil Monkey persona which he rarely lets out because others often find it ummm…. unpalatable? So instead gives people the more socially acceptable Diplomacy Monkey version of himself most of the time. :I

I think I’ve been living with a Diplomacy Monkey on my back my entire life. I’ve discovered that most of what I have to say and/or think is generally unpalatable to others. Is it cos I’m more judgmental than most or just cos I simply can’t tolerate people who can’t keep up!
Err… just read that back… that sounds terrible!!! If only I had the sense of decency to be ashamed for thinking like that ! :S

Velcum Discipline Monkey

Posted on March 23, 2007 by borysSNORC

Here we go – I’ve had a request for another monkey (from MD this time) … who’s currently claiming to no longer be a dinner monkey but rather a discipline monkey… and the most disciplined monkey in South East Asia at that!

But we know better – we don’t believe a word of it MD!! 🙂 You’ll note the lovely colour discipline monkey is sporting this season! 😛

Monkeys on demand

Posted on March 8, 2007 by borysSNORC

After the moderate success of the Dinner Monkey, well thats probably a massive exaggeration, hang on a sec… Ummm… oh, I got it.. here… After the pretty much non-existent success of the Dinner Monkey – We are now… errr… predominantly ambivalent (?) to present the new and not overly improved Blame Monkey. Everyone should have one…. apparently.

Blame Monkey was requested by and is dedicated to TTG… 🙂
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