No surprises here…

You scored as Dominant
Sex is about power and you like to be powerful. It’s nice to be in charge and get what you want. And being in a position where people will do what you say is exciting.

Dominate 93%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 86%
Experimental 79%
Switch 75%
Bondage 54%
Sadist 54%
Masochist 29%
Submissive 14%
Vanilla 14%
Degradation Lover 11%

Meme-alicious

“Getting to know you in 2007”

 

1. What is your occupation? 
 Accounts Manager… not sure what that is yet

 

2. What colour are your socks?
 Am barefoot… as per usual 


3. What are you listening to right now?  
 The wind outside my windows… click clickety noise of my nails typing 

 

4. What was the last thing that you ate?  
Cider… that’s a food right?

 5. Can you drive a stick shift?
 American question!   Of course I can. 

 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
 Candy pink – think musk lollies. 

 

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? 
Football club president’s voice mail. 

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
 Have received it from three lovely people so far 🙂  So yes 

9. How old are you?
Sigh…… does it matter? 

10. Favourite drink?

Frozen Coke

 
11. What is your favourite sport to watch? 
 Hate watching sport 


12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
 Yes. 


13. Pets? 
 1 x small yapper type dog (Red Australian Terrier) – Caesar 

14. Who was your kindergarten teacher? 
 NFI – Grade One… Mrs Meyers, nasty old bitty. 

15. What was the last movie you watched?
 Ratatouille

16. Ever been out of the country?

 Yes, many times. 

17. How do you vent anger?
 I lash out verbally…  

18. What was your favourite toy as a child?
 I have no idea… I used to have lots of boy toys… trains, footballs etc

 

19. What is your favourite autumn or spring?
 Autumn… hate the heat.

 
20. Hugs or kisses?

 Yes please!!!

21. Cherries or blueberries?
  Ummm…. Strawberries. 

22. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
 Sure 

 

23. Who is most likely to respond?
She says she doesn’t know..  

 24. Living arrangements? 
 Yes I have some. 

25. Favourite Person?
 Small but select few… they know who they are.

26. When was the last time you cried?
 Not sure… 

 

27. What is on the floor of your closet? 
 Shoes, an umbrella, ice skates, box of tricks 

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?  
 Mr K I think – Big Sal doesnt count. 

 

29. What did you do last night? 
 Cooked a lasagne for dinner, then watched some West Wing and crashed. 

30. Favourite smells?
 Vanilla, Farenheit by Dior, thunderstorms

 
31. What are you afraid of?  

Being burried alive. 

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
 Not overly fond of hamburgers.

33. Favourite dog breed? 
 Westies and Rotties 

34. Number of keys on your key ring?
 Oh I dont know! And cant be bothered looking.


35. How many years at your current job? 
 2 and a half weeks.


36. Favourite day of the week? 
 Saturday. 


37. How many states have you lived in?
 One 

38. Favourite Holiday

  Grand European Tour ’95, Crusing the South Pacific ’06, Turkey and Pakistan ’07


39. Ever driven a motorcycle or heavy machinery? 
 Motorcycle – no.  MAC truck  – yes. 

40. Strangest food ever eaten?
 Garlic snails.  Crocodile. Kangaroo    

41. Tattoo’s or Piercing?
 3 piercings.  3 tattoos. 

42. Your favourite musical artist?
Too hard, so here’s my
Top 5:

Rammstein, The Waifs, Pavarotti, Bryan Ferry and lately the Cat Empire


43. If you had one wish what would it be? 
 To never have known what IVF was all about. 

 

44. What was the last drive thru you visited?
 Tony’s drive through kebabs 

45. What are you going to do after you send this?
 Climb into the shower with company 🙂

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Gunsmith???

 stole a thing that I’ve restolen 🙂  Login with the details provided, answer the questions and get some valuable career advice…. along the lines of what sort of occupations would suit you best.  Here is the illustrious list that got spat back at me.

1.  Desktop Publisher – sure why not?

2.  Fashion Designer – mwahahaha not likely!

3.  Animator – hmmm… nope

4.  Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator –  I strongly doubt it

5.  Set Designer – nope

6.  Costume Designer – maybe…

7.  Graphic Designer – sure why not?

8.  Artist – what’s the pay like?

9.  Computer Animator – do i need a sense of humour?

10. Medical Illustrator – ewww….

11. Industrial Designer – not so much.

12. Interior Desinger – sure why not?

13. Website Designer – porn sites? 🙂

14. Director of Photography – what sort of photography?

15. Special Effects Technician – outlook does not look good

16. Makeup Artist – mwahahaha not likely!

17. Historian – maybe…. if there were sheep…

18. Sign Maker – omens or billboards?

19. Computer Trainer – funny, really funny

20. Dental Lab Tech – ewww….

21. Gunsmith – Rock!  do I need to know anything about guns? 😛

22. Critic – already have years of experience… 🙂

23. Upholsterer – pass 😐

24. Writer – doesn’t this require talent?

25. Musician – ditto?

26. Director – of what?

27. Political Aide – yeah… right!

28. ESL Teacher – requires a grasp of ‘E’ yeah?

29. Foreign Language Instructor – mayhaps…

30. Curator – just not modern art puhlease!

31. Public Policy Analyst – yawn.

32. Picture Framer – double yawn

33. Composer – again with the talent thing

34. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer – huh?

35. Furnisher Finisher – it’s really just a hobby

36. Market Research Analyst – bor-ring

37. Bicycle Mechanic –  😐  …. oh people really.

38. Translator – yes cos i have the patience of a saint

39. Telephone Operator – i dont think i could wear those little things on my ears.

40. Tailor/Dressmaker – requires fashion sense yeah?

So I note that ‘Accounts Manager’ (sounds interesting probably isn’t) doesn’t appear on that list which is unfortunate given that I am starting my new job tomorrow as an Accounts Manager for a large printing company… at least I think they are a printing company 😛

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charlibus sitibus on the deskinorum…

Here’s a cute one from Dave at Blogography who says there’s a ‘thing’ out there challenging people to photograph their desks and put it out there for public scrutiny.  I don’t think I’d be game enough to participate, but after seeing his desk… I feel positively anal retentive and therefore more willing to share mine 🙂  So here goes:

1       Ridiculously expensive graphics tablet that I dont need but totally love
2       Photo taken in 1982 of me and my sisters in primary school
3       Blue globe crystal paperweight purchased in Prague in 1995
4       List of potential naughty domain names for Yale
5       Vibrating rubber ducky present from the Humbibble last birthday
6       Inevitable nail polishes that seem to cluster about the house
7       Ticket stubs from Pavarotti Farewell Tour from Nov 2005
8       Left over useless Pakistani money from last June
9       Oakely Frogskins that have followed me around the world
10    Tease – Beat of the Burlesque CD I bought from Amazon two weeks ago
11    Ridiculously expensive neg scanner for neglected slide scanning project
12    Bad Taste Bear eating Tequila worm from TQ party 2006
13    Lipbalm No 42 -also in my car, key bowl, bedside table, skipping girl bags
14    Ottoman (or poofe) purchased at Eumundi Markets in Oct 2000 on trip
15    Desk painstakingly hand finished by yours truly – damage by MrK
16    Box of Australian Army matches from my cadet days circa 1988
17    Marioni pewter hourglass desk accessory – don’t ask 😐
18    Marble bookends (acquired by returning 3 Pictionary wedding gifts)
19    Ridiculously expensive Samsung Syncmaster 930MP monitor/tax dodge
20    Starfish specimen in a box
21    Assorted dictionaries and etymology related books
22    Glass mushrooms from Salamanca Markets in Hobart purchased 1994
23    Carved apple made from Banksia timber gift from Mum’s WA holiday
24    Shitty ADSL2 modem… God I miss my cable
25    Decorative but useless lamp

So all up my desk isn’t too untidy… there’s some old business cards, some Swarovski crystal stars bought from the Crystal Castle coming back from the Old Church, my mum’s old recipe books, an overdue phone bill, a blue tooth dongle, a Waterman pen bought on impusle in Canberra Nov 2005, a rock picked up on the Gallipoli Penninsula and some CDs.

I know there’s a saying about a messy desk being a sign of a creative mind… but what does it say if your desk is one where everything has it’s place?
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