Whoops! My schadenfreude is showing!

All week long I’ve been listening to the industriousness of some Q-Build guys working on the other side of the fence as they’ve been collecting all the crap that Daleyacunt and Fuckin’Fuckhead left behind in their haste to leave before the door (Qld Police) hit their collective arses on the way out.  And not surprisingly, I’ve been thinking… ya know, I could really use a handful of hefty young lads with strong backs to come and cut down some trees, and clean up the brothel that is my back yard, especially given the nine months of neglect it has endured while we haven’t wanted to be out doors at all thanks to Dale’s ever so pleasant demeanour.  The Q-Build guys have been doing yard work, cleaning away a small tonne of junk (toys, clothes and shoes and just stuff and crap) that they just left strewn all over the property and throughout the house, fixing things, doing a bit of painting etc,. and this afternoon the place was starting to look like it might be inhabitable again soon and I wondered what sort of neighbours we’ll get next time… I don’t know.  It’s a mystery!

But I do know that Daleyacunt is … my mistake… WAS … having the time of his life since he left town.  Thanks to the wonders of Facebook and the obvious lack of technological savvy on his part, we have been keeping an eye on Dickhead Dale via Facebook* for sometime. On occasion it was the only way we could predict if we would get a couple of hours peace and quiet if he was checked in down at the local pub.  And continue to check in he has…

Saturday Nov 10th – Looks they they’ve gone south and are living it up large on the government purse… fancy new car, lots of camping, no responsibilities and out on the open road. Nice for some.   😐

dole bludger violent cunt neighbour from hellI duly warned my good friends in Canberra that there was an special breed of parasitic arsewipe on the loose in their area but there was really not much more we could do than that.  Knew it was only a matter of time before he got himself in trouble though… I have a feeling he’s lots count of the amount of people who have Peace and Good Behaviour Bonds on him.

Monday 12th November – larking at Parliament House with his pig dog, Fred, brings him to the attention of the local constabulary – go team!

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Wednesday 14th November – surprise! surprise! surprise!  Things go tits up in a major way for Daleyacunt and FuckinFuckhead.  I wasn’t even there and I can imagine how it went down… he’s abused her in his normal way and strangely enough the people at the tent embassy went ‘Hey, that’s not on’.  But rather than call the police… this goes down instead:

violent abusive cunt wife beater arsehole neighbour from hell

I’m sorry… is it wrong that I literally laughed out loud when I read this?  This is exactly what we have been living with for the better part of the last year… I can’t count how many times I wanted to wave a gun in the dickhead’s general direction and try and get him to calm the fuck down – but it totally wasn’t worth it.  I value my weapons licenses and my only sporting hobby way too much to lose it all over a judgement impaired fucktard like Dale de Tosseur.  Can’t quite decided if I’m concerned that he has the toddler with him or not.  Neither of them are exactly Parent of the Year material and both equally volatile.  Scary and sad future for the little guy either way, I guess.  And then there was this:

Yesterday, Thursday 15th November – at Box Hill Hospital…

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Well, I must say I am glad ‘bubba’ is still ‘breathing’, by which I take it he means that the baby is unharmed… but further than that, I really, really hope he wrote off his brand new ‘Centrelink paid for’ Nissan Navara, which no doubt wouldn’t be insured and would have been financed up the wa-hoo.  Basically think something like that couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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But enough of this unseemly delight in the misfortune of my former neighbour.  I must say though, it is awfully fun to watch from up here in Qld… that whole “pain + distance = humour” adage has never been more true!

 *chick in the picture on Facebook link is Daleyacunt’s (aka Dale Raymond Hamson) sister, his ex-partner was Ms Janita Brown who is much younger and an indigenous Australian and sounds like she currently resides at the tent embassy in Canberra.

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