Day Three of Operation Faith Feint. The Undercover Operative, Small Child, has been sent on a most sensitive diplomatic mission – to infiltrate his new educational environment whilst simultaneously dissembling a knowledge of, and adherence to, a religious doctrine to which he has no previous exposure.
Daily debrief:
Mom: Did you have a good time at your new school today Bub?
Small Child: It was great! I got to sit with my new friend, and I got to play and I ate all my lunch.
Mom: Sounds great kiddo.
Small Child: Ahuh…. *pause* but I don’t like the imagining God thing. It’s boring.
Operation status: Absolute failure – imminent.
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