Catholic literally means ‘universal’

Day Three of Operation Faith Feint.  The Undercover Operative, Small Child, has been sent on a most sensitive diplomatic mission – to infiltrate his new educational environment whilst simultaneously dissembling a knowledge of, and adherence to, a religious doctrine to which he has no previous exposure.

Daily debrief:

Mom:  Did you have a good time at your new school today Bub? 
Small Child: It was great!  I got to sit with my new friend, and I got to play and I ate all my lunch.
Mom:  Sounds great kiddo.
Small Child:  Ahuh…. *pause*  but I don’t like the imagining God thing.  It’s boring.

Operation status:   Absolute failure – imminent.
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