When did midgets become sexy? I dont remember midgets featuring largely in the collective imagination a year or so ago, and now … suddenly there’s midgets everywhere. I think they’ve taken over from goats, in the popular imagination of the “I’m wanting to appear kinky and interesting” crowd. :S Not so long ago, you could be out socially and chatting away and someone might want to make reference to some sort of strange and off kilter (or even off colour) sexual practice and/or preference… and goats would naturally and inevitably creep into the conversation. But now the goats are off the menu and the midget references are coming in thick and fast?!?!? Where the hell did that come from?
No more jokes about the singular use for someone needing a high speed connection on a Friday night being for the sole purpose of sourcing decent goat porn…. we have now have to put up with references to Nazi Fisting Clown Midgets…. Spanish Sex Midgets…. and Flat Headed Beer Midgets creeping into the vernacular??? Sigh….
Maybe it’s less an observation on current conversational trends and more a slamming indictment of the company I’ve been keeping lately!!! 😐
