Blue Screen of Death or not

Small Child:  Mom, Mom Mom!

Mom:  What’s wrong!!


Small Child: The ‘puter has gone all blue screen*, can you come and fix it!!!


Mom: Oh no Angel, what have you done!?!?!  You know you’re not supposed to fiddle with the computer.  Your Dad is not going to be happy!

Small Child runs and hides in his room.

Goes in to check out what he’s done to the PC…

Mom:  Sweetie – it’s okay that blue screen is just the end of your program… Mom didn’t mean to freak out! 

* Windows Media Centre default screen  :S
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Customer Service … Customer Schmervice

After spending yesterday in a state of disenchantment with the establishment that I have the misfortune to find myself working for… today I got to spend 4 hours in a customer service training program.  Naturally the sessions were being run by someone who has little or no appreciation for what we are all actually doing out on the floor, and has little or no background in this actual field…   Fun fun fun!  Didn’t really learn anything new, but did give us a nice break from the phones.  🙂  So no one was complaining.

Don’t know why large corporations outsource their training like this – surely they’d be better off having their own people trained to train… no doubt the decision is based on dollars like everything else.

Crushed

I totally lost it at work today….  and I hate doing that!  I was literally frustrated to tears being stuck in the corporate treadmill between the Billings Dept and the Credit Management Dept  – you’d think they’d be one and the same thing … buy they’re fucking not!!!  All I knew is that the poor customer has no internet cos they’d locked his account for an outstanding account … and that account shouldn’t have been raised in the first place!  And neither of those departments wanted to take ownership of the problem and get it solved.  They’d rather waste my time bouncing me back and forth between the two departments.  So it went from CM to Billings to CM again, then back to Billngs, by which point I was well and truly ticked off… I got a chickie there who I was admittedly a little abrubt with (in that I told her it was an issue between Billings and CM and nothing to do with Tech Support so could she please help the customer?!?!) and she hung up on me!!!

Great customer service bitch!!!  Certainly put a downer on my day… felt totally deflated after that…..  🙁

Mac Guy vs PC Guy

A number of customers at work lately have mentioned ‘those MAC and PC’ ads lately when I’ve asked them to turn off the UAC in their Vista machines. Not wanting to sound like I’ve been living in a hole for the last few months, I’ve done a “Oh yeah, those… they’re clever aren’t they.” (insert smiling and nodding here) type response whenever someone’s bought them up.

Truth is… I haven’t watched free to air TV for a few years now, so had no idea what they were on about. 🙂 Thought I’d have a hunt for them, as Mr K said some of them were kinda amusing. Found a collection of them all in one clip… they are kinda cute. I particularly love the way the PC guy is so geeky… reminds me of Blogography Dave’s geeky Dave  No offence meant Dave!  🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntZ14BAFMyo

Commute

Feels like it’s been quite busy so far this week, I went to Straddie on Saturday and then worked Sunday and today, so I feel a bit like I didn’t get any down time this past weekend. I’m working days this week, and it feels really really strange to be running out the door at 7am and fighting through peak hour traffic. It has been taking about 15-20mins to get to town over the last month or so of starting work at 3pm or 4pm, so now having to allow over an hour to get to work kinda sucks. I hate being stuck in stop start traffic… and one of the worst things about the morning commute is the necessity of having to flick on some shitty breakfast radio program to hear a traffic report. How amazingly banal is breakfast radio these days??? I realize I haven’t really tuned in for years.. but the 10 mins I copped this morning is more than enough to do me for another few years.

So other than bitching about commuting to work (could be much much worse…. i could be on a BCC bus!!!) I’m busy getting ready for my trip to Turkey this week. I leave next Tuesday. And I’m very excited!!!   But even though I can’t wait to go….. I am starting to think that five weeks away might be a bit too long… I’m going to miss my boys way too much!  🙂