From My Favourite Cantankerous Range Officer.

I just got an email from one of the Range Officer/Firearms instructors down at the Pistol Club I belong to… with the following note:  ‘Just for you Borys!’

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One day, a blonde went to the doctor’s office.
She went into the examination room and said, “Doctor, I have a bullet hole in my hand and I don’t know where it came from!”
The doctor asked, “Have you had any personal experience with a gun recently?”
The blonde replied, “Well, yesterday I was going to commit suicide. At first I was going to hold my breath till I died. I couldn’t do it though. Then I was going to shoot myself in the stomach. That was too bloody. So I decided to shoot myself in the head. So I put the gun up to my ear and I put my other hand on my other ear because I knew gunshots were loud, you know?”
The doctor nodded.
“Well, then I pulled the trigger and the next thing I knew there was a hole in my hand!”

It’s so nice to know that I’m not being stereotyped by the boys down at the Pistol club.  My reply: ‘I noticed you decided to send me a blonde joke via email rather than in person… wise move!’  😉

Major Gen Peter Cosgrove on Kids With Guns.

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Stupid question, excellent response!

For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:!
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.

Magpul Calendar

Women?  What women?  All I see is fancy new toys that are totally unavailable in Australia.

Now, normally I’d be appalled at women being objectified like this in advertising but I’m pretty confident that no one is actually looking at the women in these images and everyone is looking at the firearms/weaponry.  Magpul make a tonne of great accessories for all types of shooters… from your monster raving loony paranoid Minnesota militia dude, to your avid sporting shooter and your average soccer Mom who just needs a little 357 Magnum or something to protect her family while she’s out doing the groceries.

So naturally they’re trying to tap into the women’s market more (it’s a booming area) and starting to target their advertising accordingly.  And as we all know at the moment, women are loving the retro everything…  anything ‘retro’ is totally the go!  Just check out these fabulous hairstyles, retro inspired clothing and pin up posesmagpul unfair advantage magpul2 magpul3 magpul4 magpul5 magpul6 magpul7 magpul8 magpul9 magpul9b magpul9c magpull9a

Gun Control to Major Tom…

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Well, I guess as the gun debate continues to rage (and outrage) in the US, we are going to see more and more stupid over the top representations of poor ‘Murricans losing their rights and being at the mercy of the massive criminal element present in their society.  Unfortunately this ‘Gun Control for Dummies’ image depicts absolutely nothing that even remotely resembles what the Obama administration’s new gun control measures are proposing to implement.   Maybe, just maybe… I’d have a little sympathy if there was some reality in the image.

We’ve got Mr Law Abiding Citizen with his 12ga shotgun and what looks to be a revolver in a holster.  NEITHER of these types firearms are being targeted or proposed to be banned or restricted in anyway whatsoever.  Unless of course Mr Law Abiding Citizen can’t pass a background check due to criminal history and/or mental health issues – in which case I can’t imagine anyone wants him to have any guns at all regardless of type, caliber, make, model or magazine capacity!

And then we’ve got Mr Criminal with his semi-auto pointed in what appears to be a safe direction but with rather poor trigger awareness.   Nope… artist/author has missed the mark.  Picture has zero impact and is obviously drawn by someone who knows nothing about the proposed restrictions.

Now maybe if the Mr Law Abiding Citizen was sporting a semi-auto military style rifle… then it might make sense as a protest or a piss take against the current proposals.

Captain America, Where are you?

So here is The Plan from the Obama White house to attempt to implement some modicum of gun control in the US with the vague hope it may save some needless death and slaughter of American citizens.

Major elements of The Plan involve:

  1. Closing loopholes to keep firearms out of dangerous hands ie: improving background checks re: criminals, felons and the mentally ill.
  2. Reimplement a ban on military style assault weapons and high capacity magazines, and take other common sense steps to reduce gun violence such as removing the sale of armour piecing bullets.
  3. Make schools safer by providing more ‘school resource officers’, counsellors, providing trained and armed police officers if required, encouraging schools to have comprehensive emergency management plans.
  4. Increase access to mental health services and remind health care providers that they are able to tell law enforcement agencies if they believe a patient is a threat to themselves or others.  Allow health care providers to talk to their patients about gun safety (!?!?).

It also has provisions to remove the (Congress imposed) ban on research into gun violence in the US; hold Federal agencies accountable for information sharing to enable background check information to be more comprehensive; give law enforcement agencies greater assistance in prosecuting gun related crimes;  appoint a Director of the ATF (he Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agency has been effectively leaderless for six years), encourage gun owners to store their guns safely – not to make safes mandatory, just a suggestion, people.  There are also a host of other sensible but essentially toothless provisions included in President Obama’s NOW IS THE TIME plan.

The response from the gun loby:

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And you gotta love this video put out by the NRA (make sure you watch it, it’s kinda hilarious) where they makes themselves out to be second class citizens… let’s just ignore their huge amount of resources their decades of lobbying power and their stranglehold over the Republican Congress…. I do like the montage where they happily put together all La Pierre’s detractors for us though.  Stephen Cobert, succinct as always, leaves us with the most memorable quote: “You sir, are fucked in the head”

From the political sphere, a diatribe against evil madmen and monsters:

“There are monsters out there every day, and we need to do something to stop them.”
– Wayne La Pierre, CEO National Rifle Assoc. (source)

“Guns require a finger to pull the trigger. There is evil prowling in the world… let us all return to our places of worship and pray for help.”
– Rick Perry, Republic Governor, Texas (source)

“There aren’t two sides in this issue, I don’t think any one who knows what we do, believe we are against such incomprehensible evil.”
– Steve Sanetti, National Shooting Sports Foundation (source)

“You are using innocent children killed by a mad man for own political agenda, you are actually making people less safe.”
– James Tedisco, Republican Assemblyman (source)

“Guns are not the problem; criminals with evil in their hearts and mentally ill people prone to violence are.”
– Marco Rubio, Republican Senator (source)

“Make no mistake about it, you aren’t under siege…. you are under attack.”
– Hayley Barbour, former Mississippi Governor and Republican Party head (source)

Evil, evil, evil.  And we will goddamn well try anything to combat it – except gun control.

We could go on all day with quotes from people who think their way of life is coming to an end because the US President wants to reduce the thousands of gun related crimes and gun related fatalities each year.  But most of them have a few common themes… there is EVIL in the world, so you better pray your way out of it.  There are MADMEN in the world and making guns less accessible won’t fix that, and my favourite, we are under attack from our own government so it’s time for all you food hoarding, bunker building, gun toting red neck militia nuts to rise up against the government… and what?  Wave your AR15s as the jets and self guided missiles fly overhead?

Why does it sound like all this talk of evil in the world and monsters and crazy men sound like they’re waiting for a superhero to come along and solve their inordinately disproportionate gun crime rates?  America.. fuck yeah.  🙁

come to save the day superhero captain america