I like five dollar notes….
……because they match my pink Jag wallet…
…..and my Revlon Purple Twilight nail polish (this week).
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Go on – you know you want to….
yaleman (bless his cotton socks) sent me a link to a wee game that requires you to untangle the intersecting lines to solve each puzzle. It requires pretty good spatial awareness and patience. However, seeing that I am small, female and blonde – I’m often a less than superlative at the spatial awareness thing. And seeing that I’m vague, constantly half drug fucked and in pain – I’m more than a little lacking on the patience front too.
I’ve gotten through the first 16 levels which were mostly pretty easy up to about 11 or so… but now this thing is starting to piss me off!
Level 17…. and then 10 seconds later…
GRRRRRRRR! Thanks Meester 🙁
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Update 22.00pm same day –
Okay it’s a pretty cool game. Takes no real intelligence just patience and/or enough boredom to persevere in moving the little dots about as the levels get harder and harder – which is fine… but do they have to get all cheerful in their sadism?
Made it to the last level and now they’re showing their true colours. I don’t know about ‘evil’ per say… I mean making a little time suck of an internet game probably doesn’t qualify one for an ‘evil’ tag in quite the same way as .. oh i dunno… being an axe murderer does. But you say tom-may-toe – I say tom-art-toe.
Alright it’s tomorrow : Eventually finished the the final ‘EVIL’ level by indeed wasting more time over a cup of tea and get to the end of the game having conquered all tasks put before me….where I am presented with this –
Ripped off! Where’s the ponies and clowns? Where’s the fireworks? Where are my singing and dancing elephants? Where’s my 72 virgins for crying out loud?
Harumph!
Borys’ has gone to Queensland drovin’ and we don’t know where she are….
I’m spending the next few days at Rowany Festival and in place of our regular programming the next few days will be filled with nonsense…. think of it like that crap music you get when you’re ‘on hold’. This should help 🙂
Surprise surpise surprise.
100%
Guess that means I’m not cut out for number crunching or customer service occupations after all. Which strangely enough is exactly what I was discussing with the Occupational Therapist today. Gotta look towards retraining myself into something that
1) isn’t too sedentary
2) makes use of or builds on my current skills
3) won’t leave me brain dead from boredom.
Hmmmm… vaguely remember an occupation questionaire that went round a few months ago…. might see if I can find that. Found it. The top occupations Borys was deemed suitable for are listed below… strangely enough I don’t think I’ve ever worked in any of these fields. :S
1. Desktop Publisher – sure why not?
2. Fashion Designer – mwahahaha not likely!
3. Animator – hmmm… nope
4. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator – I strongly doubt it
5. Set Designer – nope
6. Costume Designer – maybe…
7. Graphic Designer – sure why not?
8. Artist – what’s the pay like?
9. Computer Animator – do i need a sense of humour?
10. Medical Illustrator – ewww….
11. Industrial Designer – not so much.
12. Interior Desinger – sure why not?
13. Website Designer – porn sites? 🙂
14. Director of Photography – what sort of photography?
15. Special Effects Technician – outlook does not look good
16. Makeup Artist – mwahahaha not likely!
17. Historian – maybe…. if there were sheep…
18. Sign Maker – omens or billboards?
19. Computer Trainer – funny, really funny
20. Dental Lab Tech – ewww….
21. Gunsmith – Rock! do I need to know anything about guns? 😛
22. Critic – already have years of experience… 🙂
23. Upholsterer – pass 😐
24. Writer – doesn’t this require talent?
25. Musician – ditto?
26. Director – of what?
27. Political Aide – yeah… right!
28. ESL Teacher – requires a grasp of ‘E’ yeah?
29. Foreign Language Instructor – mayhaps…
30. Curator – just not modern art puhlease!
31. Public Policy Analyst – yawn.
32. Picture Framer – double yawn
33. Composer – again with the talent thing
34. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer – huh?
35. Furnisher Finisher – it’s really just a hobby
36. Market Research Analyst – bor-ring
37. Bicycle Mechanic – 😐 …. oh people really.
38. Translator – yes cos i have the patience of a saint
39. Telephone Operator – i dont think i could wear those little things on my ears.
40. Tailor/Dressmaker – requires fashion sense yeah?
Ptbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbt!!!
My house has a foul and mysterious odour…. it smells like farts.
Who did it? Fess up.
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