Hakone Onsen – Kitanokaze Saryou

Kitanokaze Saryou is an adults only ryokan in Hakone… but ‘adults only’ they mostly mean they don’t particularly cater for young children, but we saw one couple here with an infant, so I don’t think it’s a hard and fast policy or anything. From the outside, the ryokan looks really unassuming.

This is an intimate luxury ryokan with only 10 guest rooms nestled in amongst the Hakone Botanical Gardens. There are no communal onsen baths here, as every guest room has a private bath – so it’s totally tattoo friendly in your room. Even though there are only 10 guest rooms, the public spaces like the reception and the lobby are quite spacious and beautifully appointed.

At first I thought this artwork was a painting, but on closer inspection I discovered it was an embroidery! very impressive.

The lounge in the lobby overlooks a meticulous cultivated Japanese garden. One day I’ll do some research into what the different elements of gardening are here, so I can more fully appreciate the layout of these spaces.

Our room was called Shion on the second floor, called a ‘Sky Terrace Room’ with an open-air bath.

I loved the slipper arrangement – his and hers for in the ryokan and in the room.

We found some welcome treats in the room to greet us – some crispy tomato and cheese bamboo crackers and some sesame mochi, which I found out later was made in house. I’m not one for sweets

This room didn’t have the same traditional Japanese design elements to it – no cypress panels, no paper screens, but it did have a lovely fresh and modern decor, with carpets rather than tatami.

Yukata, samue, and hanten coats were all provided for our use, along with obi belts, tabi socks and bags for your onsen towels (even though there were no public onsens to take your towels to??).

The room was quite large – with a desk space, two armchairs, as well as the bedroom space and a huge balcony.

Tea and coffee, kettle, a selection of teas and different coffees and the fridge had some complimentary beer and cold green tea drinks.

We spent quite a bit of time using these comfy armchairs, and the balcony had heaps of space – it if was warmer, you might have spent time on the day bed outside, but not so much for us.

We were welcomed with a yuzu tea, and some sakura wagashi sweets.

The bathroom was a goodly size and extremely well appointed – again with the more amenities than you can poke a stick at! We were never going to use a fraction of the toiletries and things they provide: razors, shower caps, cotton buds, dental kits, you name it, it’s here.

Bathroom has a large indoor bath that fills with onsen water also – I assume so you can use it if it’s raining or snowing perhaps, and you don’t want to use the open air bath? Looks like a good space to commit a gruesome murder. Needless to say, we didn’t use this space at all.

The huge balcony with outdoor shower and the open-air bath! Complete with peep hole through to the treetops of a thick bamboo forest.

Is it bad that I just want to run over and throw myself in the bath saying, ‘Mine! It’s all mine!’ Seriously, as a chronic pain sufferer, if there is any place in the world I would rather be than a fancy ryokan with a private bath soaking my stupid painful body; I can’t think of it.

A cheeky little Hakutsuru junmai saké acquired from the local Family Mart. 🙂 This was one of our favourite little saké breweries that we visited south of Osaka in 2019… and their little ¥400 reliably drinkable saké is available everywhere.

Dinner time…

Nice start to our meal, a plum wine cocktail – made with Ume plum wine, soda and frozen Nashi pear purée… delcious!

Japanese savoury egg custard soup, with Matustake mushrooms, shrimp, pike conger eels, ginko nut, Mistuba, Sudachi – combined with a dashi broth. Full of umami goodness.

Appetisers from left: Country pate made with Okhotsk port bacon; Cream cheese mousse with smoked kelp and roe; Bonito with flavoured vegetables; Jelly of sea bream; Steam abalone with foie gras pate; Japanese style salmon terrine.

Japanese kelp soup based with thin Izu thickened broth, snow crab, grilled shiitake mushrooms, Kujyo leeks and shredded yuzu.

Sashimi of shrimp, tuna, greenling, whelk, Atka mackerel and Maitake mushrooms and chrysanthemum leaves – served with home made soy sauce and home made grape wine vinegar and hop salt.

Smoked duck with balsamic – served under a bell of smoke… I took a video of the bell coming off, but it can wait until later.

Grilled beef with yuzu miso, served with a red wine and cassis sauce Kadayif. Abalone mushrooms , maple leaf shaped carrots, sweet potato, watercress and yuzu miso. This must have been one of the most delcious things I have ever had in my entire life! The flavours were incredible.

Simmered turnip with chrysanthemum flower paste, steamed and simmered sword fish, Momiji-fu and green beans.

Koji miso sou, Nameko mushrooms, Tofu and Mitsuba.

Kettle cooked rice: Seiten no Hekireki; famous rice provided from Aomori prefecture, a region known for it’s rice purity laws.

Served with pickled vegetables: Wasabi kelp, Enoki mushrooms marinated in Chinese style sauce, Nagaimo marinated with washable and sake lees, Winter melon pickled in tamari soy sauce, Chinese cabbage picketed with salted kelp and bonito flakes.

Homemake Japanese plum (Ume) ice cream; Mont Blanc pudding, Fig cheese tart, Grape Daihuku.

What an amazing dinner! We had a short wander around the ryokan after dinner, but with there being no public bathing areas, the communal spaces are more limited than normal. I do love the gardens here, they are very established and very beautiful – I guess that is one of the benefits of being in the Botanical Gardens.

In the morning, we were delivered a newspaper – neither of us could read it, but it’s the thought that counts, right? 🙂

Up early for blue skies, green bamboo swaying in a light breeze, and more dips in the onsen.

This bath is just about perfect – good size for two people, three if you’re close friends 😉 Has the ability to add cooled spring water if you are finding it too hot, and loads of space. Many private open air baths on balconies are small and in slatted rooms for privacy, but this is luxurious.

We chose a later breakfast time this morning so we could enjoy the room.

And this time we were guided to a different private dining room with a large picture window leading your view out into the gardens over breakfast.

I feel like there should be more moss growing on things around my house… but we live in the wrong climate for that!

Breakfast consisted of many of the usual things – Tamago, grilled salmon, stewed tofu, yuba, salted squid, picked vegetables and rice… and some dreaded Natto (fermented soy beans – yuk!).

Grilled salmon, Tamago, tuna sashimi.

Mystery soup! 🙂

Stewed tofu in an onion and mushroom broth.

I don’t need dessert at breakfast – but thankfully Yale never knocks back extra food.

Had another short wander around the ryokan in the daylight. It’s a beautiful modern complex, I’d stay here again.

Another bath… with some green tea. Afterwards, a quick skip through the gift shop – most ryokans have a small gift shop where you an pick up local delicacies that might have been on your plate, or craftswares that have been made by local artisans, gifts to take back to your co-workers and that sort of thing. We considered picking up a beep set, but sadly, we have no refrigeration.

Small waiting room near the reception – I’m not sure what this room would be used for, perhaps for very special guests who desire privacy when they are checking in. Unsure.

Whenever I try to take photos of the front of the ryokan, one of the staff will inevitably ask if I want my photo taken. I don’t usually want heaps of pictures of me from my travels – I know I was there, that’s enough for me – but it feels rude not to accept the offer!

Transit day again – Japan!

Off adventuring again. A few days hanging out in Hakon with Yale before Mr K comes over and we get stuck into some work and some serious onsen hopping. Having this trip booked has been MAJOR motivation to stick to the rehab program on my knee and make sure I am ambulant enough for this.

Hmmm Qantas slacking off on the menu again. Lane Lois Blanc de Blanc is the sparkling wine on offer atm, and I made the mistake of noting the step down from the Grant Burge to Yale, who relayed it to his wine-snob friend, Gamer. Gamer who immediately started hanging shit on me for preferring Grant Burge! Yes, I do! To this swill… but only because it isn’t the Vintage Dom Perginon I’ve become accustomed to on Emirates flights this year! Sheeesh. When I asked when we were coming over to raid Gamer’s wine racks, I noticed he backed down pretty quick!

Made it into the Qantas First Class Lounge in Sydney and thankfully, there was some superior French offerings here… a bit of Pommeray and Tattinger. Phew that was close!

I only had some nuts with my wine on the plane, so had some salt and pepper calamari and tried a mushroom dish. Tasty, and they serve you so quickly here, which is nice.

2A.. it’s my favourite in the A330. Closer to the window than the aisle. Yes, even in business class there are ‘better seats’ on the ‘right side of the plane’.

More champagne, yes please.

Pyjamas for the people…

The Japanese set meals on the flights to and from Japan last year were really nice… this one was a little on the ordinary side. I was wondering if maybe it’s because it was prepped in Australia rather than Japan. I guess we will get a chance to compare with the meal on the way home.

Still very pretty presentation though – and there’s saké so we aren’t writing complaint letters just yet!

Arrived safely in Japan! Oh no… it’s stupid early in the morning and we can’t pick up our hire care for hours yet. But, guess who skipped breakfast so we could hunt down some breakfast sushi! This chick. Not my first 0600 arrival in Haneda! 🙂

Oh dear god – how much trouble are we going to get into!

Okay, it’s official. There are ZERO ‘on-airport’ rental cars at Haneda airport. In fact, I’m not sure the companies operating from here understand the concept, because they will tell you they are ‘on-airport’ but you’ll find they mean, ‘yeah, there’s a desk cut you’re going to need to take a shuttle to collect a vehicle’, which will e somewhere in a nearby industrial neighbourhood. Oh well, guess that means we can stop hunting for ‘on-airport’ rentals in future. Hired this cute little Nissan Kicks… nice little car actually.

The drive to Yugawara onsen, which was down the coast past Yokohama… overcast and moody.

First things first though… it’s not a road trip in Japan until your first visit to the konbini, and because it was cool and overcast (compared to Brisbane at least) that means, sweet caramel tea and curry bread! 😀 Curry bread quota: no more than one per week in country. That’s a hard rule!

“Don’t judge crime!”… but why not?

We didn’t have much of a wander around before making our way to our ryokan. We were tired, and both hoping to check in a little early… can’t wait to slip into the onsen with a saké!

The pot is boiling over.

Being in Germany for the last month, the news that has permeated the zeitgeist (and the language barrier) most readily was Spain prevailing over England in the World Cup. But there has been a LOT going on globally and I’ve been catching up on the past month’s news over the last 24 hours since I got home. Over the last couple of weeks: the UK booted out their conservative government, France also rejected right wing extremism, there was an assignation attempt on Trump, J.D. Vance was announced as Trump’s running mate, Israel’s occupation over Gaza has been declared illegal, Crowdstrike and Microsoft demonstrated some stunning global IT vulnerabilities, Biden withdrew his candidacy, Harris has emerged as the presumptive Democratic nominee and is steaming ahead with a record breaking campaign (in terms of donors and volunteers). I have no idea what’s been happing in Australia, haven’t got that far yet… other than Gina Whatsherfart and Dutton deciding they like nuclear power a couple of weeks ago (?), but I’ll get into that later.

Any way, one thing I saw stood out a LOT, even among all this noise, was these signs at the fascism-fest that was the Republican National Convention…

Yeessss… subtle they are not! They are fucking huge alarm bells going off.

A couple of weeks ago I was at the Jewish Museum in Berlin and was struck by a room that was lined on both walls with displays of the chronology of legislation that was enacted to slowly restricted the freedoms and rights of the Jewish people under the Third Reich. It started in 1933 and it showed how the lives of the Jewish people in Nazi Germany and eventually Nazi occupied Europe, were slowly and steadily having their rights eroded.

One week, it was Jewish lawyers losing the rights to practice law, the next it’s Jewish student teachers being sacked. The following week Jewish people can’t serve in the civil service, then Jewish doctors can’t treat non-Jewish patients, then Jewish tax accountants had their licences revoked, then civil servants can’t be married to Jewish people. And so on and so forth, until the edicts were codifying that Jewish people can only live in certain parts of various cities, that the property of Jewish people will be forfeited to the state, then Jewish people will be deported and they end up in walled and patrolled ghettos, then they get pushed out of the ghettos to concentration camps, and we all know where this tragic history ended up going.

(If you want to know more about how and when these insidious and pervasive laws were rolled out click HERE.)

The Jewish people in Nazi Europe were frogs in a boiling pot – slowly but inevitably having their rights and humanity stripped away from them, and if they (and the global community) had known where it was going from the outset, history might have turned out completely different.

It is not alarmist to say the Trumpian vision of the US is on the same trajectory – only they’re not planning on boiling that frog slowly. Trump and his advisors are stating unequivocally that they plan to forcibly remove ‘illegal immigrants’ from the United States via forced expulsion and deportation camps. DEPORTATION CAMPS. They are promising to remove 20 million ‘illegal immigrants’; this is a number that far exceeds the estimated number of undocumented residents currently living in the United States, many of whom have been born in the US and have never seen the countries they would be theoretically deported to… And if anyone thinks these deportation camps would be run with any administrative rigour or with any humane consideration whatsoever – just remember the family separation policy that was instituted under the last Trump administration. From April 2018 to June 2018, families arriving at the border saw adults prosecuted and held by in federal jails and subsequently deported, and their children were placed under the supervision and control of the US Department of Health and Human Services. This resulted in over 5,500 children being removed from their parents and the short lived ‘children in cages’ media outrage. No one is talking about it anymore, but as at March 2024, this year – just four months ago! – there are still 2000 children that haven’t been able to be reunited with their families.


“MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW!” is not a slogan for a slow and inexorable removal of rights for people who land on the wrong side of Trump’s bigotry… it is a massive red flag heralding the systematic xenophobic persecution of immigrants based on the ultra conservative values outlined in the Project 2025 manifesto. Trump has stirred and stoked the worst type of fear in these people with his asinine assertions that migrants are ruining their lives. Crime is statistically much lower than during his tenure, but he’s at those rallies and on Fox News bleating about ‘migrant crime’ and, ’Biden migrant crime’ and it’s feeding the worst impulses in his followers.

The pot is already boiling. The whole world can see where this is going… I find myself hoping that the average American is more decent than deplorable, but whenever I think about it too long I worry that most of them are largely apathetic.

RAMMSTEIN in Klagenfurt!

In September 2023, I received an email saying that Rammstein were bring back their famous European stadium tour for what sounds like ‘one last time with feeling’! I had though that 2023 was going to be the wrap up of the tour – Till and some of the other band members had various creative solo plans all on the go, and to be honest, how much longer do guys pushing 60 want to be performing songs they wrote 30+ years ago. The 2023 tour ended up surrounded by a fair bit of controversy so perhaps they wanted to go out on a bang without any salacious scandal hanging over them – whatever the reason, as soon as I saw they were touring in 2024, I started machinating to figure out how to get not just Angus, but BigSal and SurLee there too!

It took about two days of research to decide which stadium would be our best option – nothing outdoor in a park setting, covered seating if possible, and preferably a smaller stadium than the 100,000+ seating at Lyon in 2022. After much googling and translating, I decided on Klagenfurt am Wörthersee. Well located, smallish stadium (all the same fire power, itty bitty space!).

Then the tickets were released and the German ticketing website was painful! It wouldn’t let me choose tickets in any particular section of the stadium and would only offer me 5 seats ‘best available’ and every time you went out and back in again it would give you 5 different seats in a different part of the arena. 🙁 Having seen a very similar show in 2022 from the corporate boxes on the west side of Lyon stadium, I was really keen to get a front on view, with enough elevation to be well over the top of any beer tents or raised sound booths etc. I kept coming back to the website until FINALLY it offered up some seats that matched the criteria … then the countdown was on!

Sadly Stephola was unable to come with us, so her ticket went to waste, but after some logistical dramas for our BigSal & SurLee, the four of us managed to rendezvous in Villach and make our way to Klagenfurt for the concert! To say I was excited to share this experience with these guys is a huge understatement.

Creating memories, people! That’s what travel is all about!

Perfect! Just right of centre, and not too obstructed by the central flammage tower. 😀

Four random Aussies in a huge crown of German and Austrians. 🙂

I think it was right after this pretzel that BigSal ‘friended’ a strange Nazi who was sitting right in front of us… his English was as broken as my German, but we had a short conversation where I managed to impart that we were from Australia, and he asked to ‘friend’ her on FB. Which they did – because why not? A few minutes later, she saw a selfie he had taken with her tagged on FB, and he had called her a ‘Comrade from Australia who was here to protest the ban on some super right-wing neo-Nazi magazine!’ Man, did that escalate quickly. Needless to say, mental notes to ‘unfriend and block’ him were made immediately!

The concert was amazing. The playlist was different enough from when I saw them a couple of years ago, but still with all the major highlights and their greatest hits. Additionally the smaller stadium call was a good one! Klagenfurt with it’s <50k people in it had far better sound quality and less distorted volume than the Lyon show, which was an awesome bonus… also, I was right about the flammage – all they high impact, burning-your-eyebrows pyrotechnics in a much smaller space was just so much more in your face!

We were having a much better time than the people behind us! 😛

Du Hast… with the flaming arrows.

Concert landscape photography!

No Rammstein gig is complete without the ol’ penis foam cannon. lol.

I’ve been thinking a lot recently about how many truly memorable days I have had in my life, and so many really great memories I have also feel heavily clouded in pain. But this concert? With these amazing people? Well, fuck not even the 152 steps I walked up and then back down to get here (thanks for counting Angus!) on a severely torn meniscus will dampen my memories of this! So much pain, but I’d do it again tomorrow!

Did I mention that we were in the Austrian alps but it was 32C that day? Thankfully as soon as the sun passed over it was much cooler – but the locals weren’t having it at all.

BEST. DAY. EVER! I will never forget this.
Big thank you to these guys, for joining in on one of my ridiculous flights of fancy.

^ This was our view as we waiting in line for a solid 30-40 minutes to get out of the car park. This and drunken locals staggering and yahooing, swaying and peeing on the side of the roads. lol. Didn’t care! Too hyped!

A few days later, I saw this from the Rammstein FB page… the smiley is where we were seated. <3

Sprichst du Deutsch?

Today the little DuoLingo app told me I’ve been spending way too much time on my phone trying to learn German, and then French, and then back to German again. It’s helpful, I can read a lot more than last time I spent any time in Germany, but it’s not as useful in the way that I had always hoped. I mean, I’ve been at this for years now and am nowhere near able to hold casual conversations when meeting new people.

I can manage targeted conversations: “Hello, I’d like to order the x, y, z, please.” or “I’d like two tickets please, one adult and one student.” or “Excuse me, is this seat free?” or even, “We need a car park, can you help me?” … but when it comes to chatting about the weather, what someone does for work, or even interacting with sales people to buy a new winter jacket in the right size, and ‘oh, is this on sale?’ Not so much.

And every time I try to start a conversation with someone in German, they can immediately tell I’m not a native speaker and will either respond with “English?”, or just reply in English because I assume it’s quicker for them as their English is way better than my German! So practice is hard to come by, even in those everyday transactional sorts of conversations. More and more I’m finding that people speak English wherever we go now, so having local language skills aren’t as necessary as they were 30 years ago.

I’m hoping English isn’t taking over the world… I mean, if one language has to, I’m glad it’s the one super weird one that I’m completely fluent in! But I think the rapacity with which English is become so globally pervasive is a symptom of the Internet Age. So surely that can’t end anywhere good!


EDITED TO ADD: Local language skills still very much needed!

We got to talking with the man in front of us at the Rammstein concert – he was named Sasha and seemed super excited to meet some Australians who had come all the way to Austria for the concert… said we ‘win the people who travel the most far!’ He was so excited he added BigSal on Facebook and wanted to tag himself in a photo with her… which she obliging did.

Only then she looked up her new ‘friend’ and found she was his new ‘comrade’ in a post that said:


So, yeah… a little bit of Googling later and it seems our conversational skill were good enough for us to accidentally make friends with some full on Nazi white supremacist wanker, and then everything he said to us after that I enthusiastically translated for Sal as : “Ja! I fucked a horse in Berlin!”, because we obviously had no idea what he was saying to us at all!