Seems to be a bit of an ongoing theme starting up here, and I’m not so sure I’m so keen on it. I know that many of my friends are aware that I like bees… and sometimes they send me things that are covered in bees. They are also aware of my fascination with otters (cute and sweet river otters that is, not the horrible rapey sea otters ones – you can keep those!), and have a tendency to send me cute internet otter pictures all the time.
But, now I am worried that after two recent posts and one oldish post about sex toys, I am now getting a reputation for being some sort of butt plug connoisseur! Like there should even exist such people as experts on butt plugs! Because THIS turned up in my inbox today from a well meaning friend whom shall remain nameless (though I bet you can all imagine who sent it anyway!)…
I mean as a political statement, I’m right behind it (pun intended)… Putin can shove his anti-gay sentiments where the sun don’t shine and why not a customized butt plug to help protest his blatant homophobia? There’s an absurd logic there, I can’t help but admire.
However, if I’ve suddenly become everyone’s ‘go-to gal’ for sending aberrant butt plug pictures to… then, I think I have rather rapidly gained an absolutely, entirely and totally unwarranted new reputation that may need to be seriously addressed! Well, as seriously as you can while laughing over a Putin My Ass Butt Plug!