Feeling kinda nervy this morning…
I found out last week that the Neighbours What Did Spew Forth From The Bowels of The Department of Communities Who Are Demonstrably Lacking in Perspicacity, are going to be sent an eviction notice for being inconsiderate, violent arseholes… err, I mean for repeatedly breaching the code of conduct required of persons living in public housing. And I rather expect when they receive said notice, they will be none too impressed at discovering there are repercussions for their threats of violence, repeated willfully damage to our property and disruption to the peace and comfort of the community. And being as completely stupid as they are generally known to be…they’re unlikely to recognize that they have bought this upon themselves and will in their everlasting wisdom decide that the fault for their predicament lies not within their own hairy unwashed miscreant conduct, but rather with those who have reported them for it.
So here I am, the hatches battened down, the doors and roller shutters all secured, the PuppyGuts locked indoors, the Police on speed dial and preparing for another round of completely sober yet unbelievably belligerent bullying behaviour from what I am sure is one of the most intellectually challenged, judgement impaired and verbally incontinent men in the entire country!
The really fun bit is… they have 14 days to vacate the premises once they receive the notice. I wonder what new and exciting torments and threats he can throw at us with 14 days up his sleeve and nothing to lose. 😐
