I need a wife.

Wanted:  One Wife (gender irrelevant)
Must be extremely organized (read anal retentive) and meticulously clean (read OCD like).  Loves to grocery shop, make lists manage life administration tasks and schedules for small family.

I’ve spent all day making phone calls for dull but necessary Life Administration type stuff.  You know the sort of shit you have to do but no one ever wants to and then it gets put off until you end up with a list as long as your arm and it takes all day to get them done.

Call tree guys re: stump removal
Call trick cyclist re: new appointment
Call airline re: flight change
Call health insurance re: new credit card expiry date
Call uni re: old transcripts
Call QTAC re: eligibility for post grad study
Call Suzuki re: car service appointment
Call FAS re: childcare etc
Call certifier re: quote for extension
Call blah blah blah de fucking blah

By the time I turned around it was 1400 and my ear hurt from being on the phone so long…. and of course barely half of what I needed to do has been done as half those calls necessitated more calls as you get shafted from pillar to post when ever you call big institutions like universities or government departments.

So probably more calls tomorrow…..

Tell me what you think