I bet that came from a 3AM strokey beard meeting….

Caesar never made it to Great Northern War.  He was supposed to come, but inclement weather and not being sure if he was allowed on site, coupled with the fact that someone would have to keep an eye on him the whole time caused us to leave him at home.

Given that the original plan was that he was supposed to accompany us to GNW I had, of course, made him a suitable (suitably silly that is) outfit to attend the event.  Which has never seen the light of day :S   In an equally silly mood one afternoon a few weeks later I wrote up a ‘How To Bedeck Your Best Friend in an Heraldic Outfit’ and then promptly did absolutely nothing with that either!.

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It is however, now uploaded on my website along with some very silly pictures… and can be found here should anyone be in the mood for some stuff and nonsense.

Whose stupid fucking idea was this?

Since there was a flurry of activity leading up to GNW when it was all over there was a day or two of ‘hmmm … what do I do now?’ and for some strange reason that resulted in a rifling through my embroidery box to see what sort of UFOs (UnFinished Objects) I might have laying about as this would be the perfect time to finally get in and finish something. 

At which point I picked up this –

I started this little cross stitch in 1998 about a year or so after I met Mr K.  I remember working on it when I was in the RBH in about Jan 1999 and I remember being well into it at that stage.  It has been picked up off and on over the last decade (yes… decade! :S) or so and every time I return to it, I ask myself the same question – WHAT ON EARTH WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!! 

It is worked from a commercial pattern (based on or inspired by one of the Lady and the Unicorn tapestries at the Musee de Moyen Age in Cluny Paris) on 32 count linen with a single thread of cotton floss over a single thread on the linen… now if you don’t know anything about embroidery then you won’t understand how ridiculously tiny and fine that is.  If you do know anything about embroidery… you’ll be laughing your arse off about now thinking Borys is a mad woman and deserves every little bit of hell that it’s giving her.  😐  

And I think it’s literally making me go blind!  I am experiencing very tangible visual perception anomalies if I come to the PC and try and look at my monitors as I have just done now.  Stuff appears to be swimming in front of my vision… which I am sure isn’t good.  I’ve only got the background to finish and some fiddly finishing bits but now I’m in full ‘Grrr…must finish fucking project’ mode so I can’t put the damn thing down until it’s done.

At which point I guess I’ll be saying – well that was a long drawn out and exhaustive exercise in futility… what am I going to do with it now?

Busy as a bee…

GNW has come and gone and now I’m left feeling decidedly at loose ends.  After all the busy work of the last few weeks with the bee stenciling and bee and ermine motif’s being embroidered and the whole gown construction thing…. this morning I am wandering around the house a bit like a lost soul really.  I don’t have any more projects on the boil… unbelievable as that sounds.

Here’s some pics from GNW… I particularly loved the Flame Tourney the ran on Friday night – such a great ambiance with fires at our backs to keep warm and the flames illuminating the list field.  Sometimes tournaments can be a little boring to watch but my wonderful consort 

was in town for the event and having someone fight in your honour makes the experience so much more enjoyable.  I must have been particularly inspiring as he won the tourney which was a wonderful start to the weekend.

On Saturday I somehow managed to sleep in (must have been the drugs) and was awoken by Mr K and my Mum etc turning up.  Then it was a bit of pfaffing around trying to sort out the logistics of the laurelling thing because it looked like rain.  Rain was the LAST thing we needed given the whole get up we’ve been working on… I wouldn’t have wanted to take the canopy out in the rain and certainly not the heraldic frock we’ve been working on for the last week.  Luckily the rain held off and so all was well with the world.  The court went ahead and we all looked extra fabulous and most definitely were all ‘covered in beez as per the master plan!  🙂

 

 

The ceremony was lovely, Mistress Acacia spoke on my behalf and said some lovely things which strange as it sounds makes you a little embarrassed… not sure why.  Perhaps we don’t tell people often enough what we think of them… their work etc.  I felt really calm but must have appeared rather nervy as my mouth was dry (from the drugs) and my hands were shaking (also from the drugs).  Nevermind.

After the court I managed to get the gang to sit still for 15 mins to take some group portraits and even a couple of family shots.

 

Then there was way too much drinking on Saturday night … lead by the King and his Jager-bombs (yuk) and lots of people sleeping in on Sunday which was another fun day – War was on and Lorcan was knighted which was fantastic. And now we’re all dead tired and I’m in need of a new project!
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