Oops!

Before getting ready to head out to the feast…. :S

“I’m not going to change, I’m just going to touch myself up a bit!”
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Say what you mean!

“You might want to flop it down so we can get it off.”

(blurted out accidentally when trying to get the plastic wrap off my new mattress)

Coworker this afternoon (as loud as in quiet office while looking at CareBears on Ebay…)

Eight inches!!! Is that big???

From QA Manager across the office –

Depends what you’re used to Luv!