Every kid needs something to rebel against – might as well be religion.

Phew!!!  We’ve almost made it through third term and so far luck has been on our side and we’ve managed to get by without being outed as Godless heathens.  I wasn’t quite sure how we were going to pull this off really but so far we seem to be slipping under the radar just nicely… either that or every other parent is as apathetic as we are towards religious education and our theologically ignorant son is fitting right in!  The kids have religious education several times a week, say Grace before lunches and prayer time every day.  His teacher tells me he often prays for "Mummy to get her back all better" and it seems to give him a little comfort to think that his little prayers to God must be helping because "God always listens to our prayers" – no mention of whether or not he ever acts on all that listening.  Ah well…God bless his cotton socks 🙂  If wishing would but make it so…

Every now and then we have some mention of religion and/or God on the drive home from school and I’ve very studiously avoided either reinforcing or contradicting the God Bothering that Angel is getting at school.  These conversations usually go something like
Small Child:  "Do people go to Heaven when we die?  Is Poppa in Heaven?"
Mom usually answer something like: "Well some people believe we go to Heaven when we die, some people believe that you get reincarnated when you die which means you get born again into another whole new person and other people don’t know what to think."

So I try to answer him truthfully… it’s not hard to be creative with religious semantics when you’re conversing with a 7 year old.  I am sure he’ll make his mind up in his own good time.  Let’s just hope when he starts discovering some of the errr…. loopholes that most scientific and/or independently thinking people eventually come across, that he doesn’t cause as much trouble for his teachers as I did.

Small Child Quote of the Week:
"God is all around us and He made everything, all the flowers and the trees, and all the people and the animals…. but not the play gym – that was men made."

Careful…. there are little ears around

Small Child and his Dad sit down to watch Cool Runnings for the first time.  They are at the beginning of the film and are watching the main characters prepare to run the 100m event….

Small Child:  “Do they run like Kenyans*?”

Mom:  Splurght! (and nearly spits tea all over her LCD monitors)   “Whoops!”

*Small Child was in the room last week when
 some of us were watching this Youtube video:

Grammar? You mean Grandma?

I took the Small Child to the PCYC the other day to sus out the Tae Kwon Do for kidlets and the following conversation was had on the way home:

Small Child:   What’s does PCYC mean?

Mom:  PCYC is an acronym that stands for the Police and Community Youth Club.

Small Child:  WoW!  That’s an acronym!

Mom: Yes it is!  (How impressed was I?)

Small Child:  No… I mean WoW… World of Warcraft… that’s an acronym too.

Mom:  Yes it is.    🙁

Grade One… vocabulary building.

The Small Child brings home a new reading book every night and we sit and read and help him with any difficult words.  Most of the stories are kinda bland and tend towards the repetitive (including this one) and  the children work through various levels as they progress.  Just before the school holidays Angel went up a reading level to level 13.  One level up and the vocab has gone through the roof!  I can’t believe some of the adjectives in this little story….

Mother Hippopotamus’s Bad Hair Day

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“I wish I had some hair,” said Mother Hippopotamus.
“You have a meticulous mane, Mother Zebra
You have curly curls, Mother Monkey
You have lanky locks, Mother Giraffe
But I have no hair!”

“You could buy some hair,” said Mother Zebra “You could buy a wig.”

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Mother Zebra and Mother Monkey and Mother Giraffe went with Mother Hippopotamus to buy a wig.

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Mother Hippopotamus tried on a black wig.
“Amazing.” said Mother Zebra
“Appealing.” said Mother Monkey
“Astonishing.” said Mother Giraffe
“Awful.” said Mother Hippopotamus and she took it off.

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Mother Hippopotamus tried on a brown wig.
“Magnificent.” said Mother Zebra
“Marvellous.” said Mother Monkey
“Miraculous.” said Mother Giraffe
“Messy.” said Mother Hippopotamus and she took it off.

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Mother Hippopotamus tried on a red wig.
“Fantastic.” said Mother Zebra
“Frivolous.” said Mother Monkey
“Fabulous.” said Mother Giraffe
“Frizzy.” said Mother Hippopotamus and she took it off.

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Mother Hippopotamus tried on a blonde wig.
“Stunning.” said Mother Zebra
“Splendid.” said Mother Monkey
“Scintillating.” said Mother Giraffe
“Stupid.” said Mother Hippopotamus and she took it off.

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Mother Hippopotamus tried on more and more and more wigs.
“No good,” she said “No more wigs!  They make me look ridiculous!”

Mother Zebra and Mother Monkey and Mother Giraffe went home with Mother Hippopotamus.

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“You look beautiful just the way you are!”  they said.

“Do I?” said Mother Hippopotamus.  “That’s good!”

Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!!!

Mr K, Yale and Angel went off to something called GenCon yesterday while I was at the Mt Cotton doing the advanced driving course.  Sounds like they had a really good day.  Angel got to play some Pokemon, Yale got a game called Heroscape (or something like that) and Mr K got to ogle the teenage Cosplay chickie in her Princess Leia gold bikini get up (who I’ve heard mentioned no less than 5 times since they got back 🙂

So apparently BSG’s Jamie Bamber …. Lee “Apollo” Adama was supposed to be there but for whatever reason didn’t end up being on the schedule.  Instead they got to meet Alan Tudyk of Firefly fame who we also loved in Death of a Funeral, A Knight’s Tale and the Serenity movie to name just a few.  Cool huh?  AND the Mr K bought me a photo signed just for me by ‘Wash’ himself…..

Wash picture with Alan Tudyk's Signature

But wait there’s more!!!

Angel was playing with the toy dinosaurs that they had on the table where he was signing autographs and the particularly impertinent manner familiar to parents of seven year old boys the world over… Angel asked Mr Tudyk if he could have it.  So how cool is this guy that he signs the dinosaur and gives it to him and now Angel is the proud owner of an autographed stegosaurus signed by Alan Tudyk.

Angus Alan Tudyk Dinosaur