Dita von Teese… Fellatio? More like fail-atio. Posted on 10 March 2012 by boryssnorc “My new favorite verb! It’s not whether we will fellate a man, it’s not if we will fellate a man, it’s HOW we fellate a man.” Dita von Teese via Twitter …demonstrating she doesn’t know that ‘whether’ and ‘if’ mean the same thing.