After last night’s redundant epic story of grotty family dramas that I wish I could deny any connection with, I thought I’d forward on some pithy jokes that Equinom received from her Senior Constable brother who’s been working in some of the less than salubrious areas of BrisVegas’ South Side for the last 20 years ago or so…. For all the ex-Brisbanians who currently reside in Canberra Babylon – Enjoy!
Q. Two Inala girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society….
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Eagleby girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Kingston girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Kingston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What’s the first question during an Woodridge quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. What does a Redbank Plains girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. Two Eagleby kids in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What’s the difference between a Woodridge boy and a Woodridge girl?
A. A Woodridge girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What’s the most confusing day of the year in Eagleby?
A. Fathers day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn’t born in Inala ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
And while I’m in a ridiculous kinda mood… I don’t think I’ve seen anything this silly for ages –
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