Makes me think of that old Crash Test Dummies song… you know the one:
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn’t come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The car had smashed so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm…. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Okay, so that has nothing to do with anything. But here be the “M’s”
List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “M”….
1. Men – most of my bestest friends are men
2. Multiple Orgasms – makes up for all the girlie-swot problems
3. Mobile phones – no idea how we survived before
4. Mushrooms – favourite foods or decorative motifs
5. Magic 8 Balls – answers your questions AND wards off fundies
6. Manicured nails – it’s a little thing but does the trick.
7. Mataranka – obscure little hot springs outside Katherine Gorge in NT
8. Movies – being a movie critic would be one of my dream jobs
9. Mangoes – nice big juicy Bowen ones that I can share with Angel
10. Mini Cooper S – screw getting a Jag… give me a Mini so I can drive around dragging on a cigarette going ‘Vrrrrmmm! Fuck off I’m the Queen!’
List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “M” List
1. Memory failure – mine or the computer… either way it’s all bad
2. Muttering – if it’s worth saying its worth saying audibly
3. Modern Art – 17th century onwards… just not my thing
4. Mud cake – nearly go into a sugar coma just looking at it
5. Marine creatures – on toilet paper… why?
6. Mobile Phones – left on in the cinema… or worse – answered!
7. Mouse tails – visual impairment from drug side effects… fun fun fun
8. Masseuses – painful pointy little fingers – give me man hands anyday
9. Money – I hate asking people for money they owe me
10. Missing out – bungee jumping, white water rafting and all that fun stuff that people with healthy spines and no chronic pain issues seem to be able to engage in without repercussions.
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