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"Ahem.  Welcome to Brisbane where the outside temperature is 25 degrees and the local time is just going on 7 minutes past six.  Please remain seated until the Captain switches off the seatbelt signs overhead and the plane has come to a complete stop.  Please also be aware that your overhead luggage may have moved during our flight and we ask that you take care when opening the overhead lockers.

We will be disembarking via the front doors only this afternoon so please follow all directions of the ground staff and remain within the yellow lined areas.  The plane will be refueling durring our disembarkation so we request that all mobile phones remain switched off until you are safely inside the terminal building.  Let me also remind you that smoking is not permitted i this area and there is no smoking allowed on the tarmac or in the terminal building.

As many of you are aware… Queensland has strict quarrantine regulations regarding the importation of any fruit, vegetable, plant or seed items.  These regulations have recently been updated to include products made from cocoa so please hand any products containing chocolate to the flight crew as you disembark.

It has been your pleasure having us on board your flight this afternoon and we wish you a safe trip home and/or a safe onward journey.  Thank you for choosing to fly Virgin Blue and we hope to see you again soon."
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