Sara Lee Meme… layer upon layer upon layer

9 Layers A meme to peel away the layers of you… swiped from Avitable

Layer One:
Name: borysSNORC ™
Birth date: January 11
Birthplace: Toowoomba, Qld Australia
Current Location: Brisneyland, Qld Australia
Eye color: Grey sometimes blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5′ and 0.5″… that 0.5″ is very important
Righty or Lefty: Right-handed.
Zodiac sign:  Capricorn

Layer Two:
Your Heritage: Mongrel bred.  Mum’s side – 100% German.  Dad’s side – Convict scum of English/Irish descent arrived in Australia on the First Fleet.
The shoes you wore today: Barefoot most of the day.
Your weakness:  Hypercritical
Your fears: Being in pain forever.
Your perfect pizza: Pizzaland Super Seafood w~ extra anchovies
Goal you’d like to achieve: One measely day without pain.

Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM:  Ptbtbtbtbtbtb!
Your first waking thoughts:  Ow, Ow, Ow!  Fuckity Ow!
Your best physical feature: Dunno… little feet?
Your most missed memory:  Sleeping like a baby and waking up refreshed.

Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.  Both will kill you.
McDonalds or Burger King: McChucks
Single or group dates: Yes please.
Adidas or Nike: Who the fuck cares?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Lemon Ice Tea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Gourmet Vanilla Bean flavour thanks
Cappuccino or coffee: Vodka

Layer Five:
Smoke: Smoked from 15-26 and just decided not to buy any more.
Cuss: Like a truckie.
Sing: I could… but be warned… it wouldn’t be pretty
Take a shower everyday: Can’t sleep unless I’ve just had a shower
Do you think you’ve been in love: Hells yes… many times.
Want to go to college: Been there, wouldn’t mind studying again.
Liked high school: High school was okay, neither fabulous nor traumatic
Want to get married:  Is that a proposal? If so… does it come with diamonds?
Believe in yourself:  Yes.
Get motion sickness: Nope.
Think you’re attractive:  Dunno… comme si, comme ça
Think you’re a health freak: Sorry I am not familiar with this term…
Get along with your parents: Yes
Like thunderstorms: I love running around in storms getting drenched.
Play an instrument: No.  Wish I had learned piano but probably wouldn’t be very good – I have tiny hands

Layer Six: In the past month….
Drank alcohol: Yes mostly wine
Smoked: Not tobacco
Done drugs: More than I can list.
Made out: Bunches
Gone on a date:  Yes. Dates are fun
Gone to the mall:  Unfortunately yes and too often for my liking.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No and ‘No’ to Oz equivalent – Tim Tams
Eaten sushi: Yes probably every other week
Been on stage: Not since high school.
Been dumped: Not since high school.
Gone skating: Not since high school.
Made homemade cookies: No. Can’t be fucked.
Gone skinny dipping: Not in the last six months. Good idea though.
Dyed your hair: Yesterday
Stolen anything: Unless Mr K’s change that he leaves in little piles around the house counts – then probably ‘no’.

Layer Seven: Have you ever….
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Of course.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Of course.
Been caught “doing something”: Of course.
Been called a tease: Probably… but I think in jest….
Gotten beat up: No.
Shoplifted: Makeup when I was in high school.
Changed who you were to fit in:  No. Can’t be fucked.

Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: Will probably remarry at 59-60 when Mr K carks it.
Names of children: Small Child
Describe your dream wedding: Fuck the wedding. Elope. Hindsight’s 20/20
How do you want to die: Bad question for someone as medicated as I am.
Where do you want to go to college: Maybe Monash Psych Distance Ed.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Pain free
What country would you most like to visit:  Morocco, Alaska, China…

Layer Nine:
Number of drugs taken illegally: More than one and less than some..
Number of people I could trust with my life: Quite a few people actually. I wonder if this is because I really trust them or currently feel that my life isn’t worth shit.
Number of CDs that I own: 300-400
Number of piercings:  Three
Number of tattoos: Three again
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:  Three-ish.
Number of scars on my body: Dunno… at least 12
Number of things in my past I regret:  None.  Regret is a total waste of energy

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