We went out for dinner last night and even though we had phoned ahead to book a table we found ourself sitting at one of those shiity high bar type tables. Which means that we were given bar stools to sit on.
Why is this a problem? Because I’m only five feet and one half an inch tall and have a bad back! They were so busy that if we hadn’t accepted the high table (that sounds weird) they wouldn’t have been able to seat us at all. Bar stools really suck if you’re as short as I am. Fristly they’re like way above your bum height so you have to pull of some gravity defying ass jump to get your butt on the seat. Secondly there is usually a foot rail for you to put your feet on to make you comfortable but they’re usually way too low for short arses like me so you either end up perched on the edge of your fucking stool in order to use the foot rail or you sit back on the chair properly and you end up sitting there swinging your feet like a five year old all night…. which incidentally sends your feet painfully numb after 20 mins or so. ‘And of course the other extraordinary shitty thing about bar stools…. they have no back support and this means that you tend to sit with very poor posture for the duration.
So while dinner was nice, I came out of there with mega stirred up back pain and painfully numb feet 🙁
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