I need a new car. I’ve been driving my Mom’s tank for the last week… well in truth I’ve been avoiding driving my Mom’s tank but when I’ve absolutely had to get in a car and drive… that’s what has been at my disposal. Now ordinarily I don’t mind getting in the Nissan as it certainly makes you feel like you own the road – dirty big bull bar, chunky tires and noisy as all shit when you roar off up the street – makes you feel like all the other little ant-like cars better get the fuck out of my way goddammit cos this thing has braking distance to rival a Mack truck.
But I am not going to be getting a power hungry power mongering Nissan to drive round when I get a new car and I don’t know what I want. It’s probably something to do with the whole slightly addlepated brain thing, but I can’t pick…. I’m just about at the point where I’m ready to flip a damn coin to make a decision.
Or hang on this is really twee…
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