Last supper

I was driving past a KFC with Equinom and Yale the other day and…. as often happens when Equinom is in the vicinity… the conversation grasshoppered from premier travel destinations for Thai sex tourists, to what you would have for your last meal on earth.

Equinom informed us that her last meal on earth would be a tray full of Zinger burgers followed by a batch of Mrs Fields White Chocolate and Macadamia cookies.  What????   Ewwww.   Can think of nothing worse ….. of course other than the fact that it is your last day alive of course.  :S     If you were in the position where you knew you were going to consume your last meal on earth…. and hopefully that meal isn’t going to be consumed in an institution where one has had to refrain from picking up the soap for the last 20 years of so …  well I reckon I would hope that my last meal looked a little less like this:

and with a bit of luck and a fair breeze, a helluva lot more like this:

Complete with immaculately turned out, well manicured, well spoken and well coiffed waiter of indeterminate age…. hmmm make that ‘waiterS‘ and ‘ageS‘….   😀  And they will be bringing little tidbits of carefully prepared gourmet delights…. veal scallopini  on wild mushroom risotto….. white chocolate vanilla bean creme brulee……  camembert stuffed chicken breast with avocado and bearnaise sauce…..  rare roasted venison with mushrooms sauteed in truffle oil (oh hell… who am I kidding…. anything with mushrooms!!! 🙂 …..  bourbon pecan pie with double cream vanilla bean icecream and syrup…..  double baked goats cheese souffle with gruyere and sweet onion glaze….. and oh yes…. there ought be Fruit Tingles and guacamole!  🙂

With so many truly deliciously delectable delicacies (that was for you BluddyMary :)….. what could possess anyone to want a zinger burger – let alone a tray full of them – as their last meal on earth is beyond me!   😐
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