Modern Vernacular…

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Small Child:       I don’t want to go to school today Mom.
                       I want to stay home with you.

Mom:               I won’t be home today, baby,
                       I’m going to work, so you’ll have to go to school!

Small Child:       You don’t have to go to work Mom.
                       Can’t you just delete it???

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