boryssnorc is….

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boryssnorc!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed boryssnorc would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  2. Boryssnorc cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, boryssnorc is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  4. Boryssnorc is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  5. Boryssnorc was declared extinct in 1902.
  6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as boryssnorc would protect them from evil spirits!
  7. Boryssnorc has a bifurcated penis!
  8. Scientists have discovered that boryssnorc can smell the presence of autism in children.
  9. Boryssnorc can run sixty-five kilometres an hour – that’s really fast.
  10. Astronauts get taller when they are in boryssnorc.
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