“All hail yale! Resurrector of the Dead Memory Card and Recoverer of the Lost Photos of Istanbul!”

A long long time ago (Okay not so long, last year when I was holidaying in Turkey) I wrote the following despondent words…

Alas!!!  A disaster has befallen our heroes!!!  I went to pull out my camera yesterday and was greated by the ominous text … Memory Card Failure !!!  Nooooooo!  How could this be?  I haven’t done anything to you, you little traitorous memory card, you!  How could you fail me now???  And with 200 odd of my photos on it???  If I sound like I’m crying I really, really am!  I need new shoo-hew-hews!!!  

🙁  Grrr fucking memory card death.  🙁

The bitter disappointment of the dead memory card or the unbackedup file is one of those inherently modern emotions.  We might liken it with an Edwardian lady who loses a treasured lock of hair bestowed upon her by a gentleman come a courting or perhaps even with a man who loses his wedding ring whilst out surfing or something.  The abject feelings of loss whilst keen in both these circumstances are also tinged with a little bit of personal responsibility – If only I had secured that his lock of hair in my locket…. if only I had remembered to take off my ring before I went surfing.   That sort of thing.

But the loss of a document due to a computer mysteriously crashing?  Or the sudden death of a memory card?  Why it’s a betrayal of monumental proportions!  "You!  You heinous piece of technology You!  You have let me down!!!  I did trust you with my important spreadsheet and did believe that you would faithfully record and save safe for me all my precious photographic memories!"  Oh the agonizing betrayal of it all!  Betrayal… heavily lined with indignation – "You’re not supposed to do that…. You mutterfuckingmutterfucking stupid thing!"

Sigh.

Having lived through and somehow survived the despair of the Spontaneous Memory Card Death I can not describe the elation… nay the ecstacy!… of today having my photos restored to me by the Small Computer God (okay at 6’9" he’s not really a ‘small’ anything… but it sounds good) that is  yaleman!    All hail Yale! 

Dr Nick.. your copy will be in the mail asap  😉
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Borys:   I am sick to death of these fucking emails about penis enlargement!   I get about dozen each day and I don’t have a fucking penis.  Look at this one…  promises to help you ‘archive’ a seven inch penis AND to improve the flavour of your jiz!  Ewww…


Yale:   Seven inches?  They’d have to cut some off…  he he he.


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How very curious, George!

borysSNORC ™: ummm…
borysSNORC ™: i want ….
borysSNORC ™: to hug you and squeeze you and call you george
yaleman: well, come on over then 🙂
borysSNORC ™: then i’d have to get off this heat pack 🙁
yaleman: there’s a five dollar delivery fee
borysSNORC ™: ouch
borysSNORC ™: i cant afford that 🙁
yaleman: sorry ma’am, I can’t remove it, it’s company policy
borysSNORC ™: what company?
borysSNORC ™: present company?
yaleman: you could get our package that doesn’t include the calling of george and it’ll save you some money
borysSNORC ™: oh really?
borysSNORC ™: what’s the current george-less rate?
yaleman: it’s five dollars less so you can have the delivery for your normal price
borysSNORC ™: done!
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Uncommon generosity

I remember years ago,  back when I was about 19 and dating A1, we went down to visit one of his Uncles – of which there were several – and while A1 and his Uncle were bitching about some football team, I spent some time poking around in his work shed.  Uncle Mike was a French polisher by trade and his bloke cave was messy as could be – full of half completed pieces of furniture, tins of paints,  dangerous looking tools and general creative disarray. The place was always stuffed to the beams with pieces of timber… some hastily discarded as rubbish… and others carefully stored for future projects.  I remember, quite vividly, the strong smells of the wood and the shellac and varnishes he used. … and I also remember the crunchy woodchips and the spongy sawdust underfoot, as I poked through the shed, opening drawers and looking in stuff I probably shouldn’t have been pfaffing with.

Anyway, when the football nonsense was over, I spent a few hours talking with Uncle Mike about what he does, and he showed me how to turn wood, and told me all about the different projects he was working on, some of them restorations, and some of them he was building something new from scratch.  He showed me lots of different timbers, and I remember falling in love with the colours of the Jarrah and the beautiful fine grain of the Tasmanian oak and the gorgeous smell of the Huon pine.  (God if you could truly bottle the smell of Huon pine and sell it as a men’s aftershave or even as a incense or something… I reckon you’d make a fortune.)   Anyway, I had a lovely afternoon with Mike in his shed, and then pretty much forgot all about it.

Until about a year later, when unexpectedly, he turned up with a gift for me… a beautiful hand crafted glory box made out of solid Tasmanian oak, and French polished to a beautiful sheen.  It was an overwhelming gift… unexpected and generous beyond measure.  I couldn’t believe that Mike had gone to all that trouble on my account, and I was truly overwhelmed by it.  He waved it away and said it had cost little but his time… but I can’t tell you how much it meant to me… how much that box still means to me.  It is probably one of the most treasured things I own, and most certainly, receiving it, is one of my fondest memories.

And now I have another friend, who is sharing their time and talents with me in an unexpected and uncommonly generous way…… and I want to thank him… and I don’t know how to  ….   yet.    🙂
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Suddenly a decade seems like nothing …

Man, 24, weds 82-year-old bride

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A 24-year-old Argentine man has married a woman 58 years his senior.

The groom, Reinaldo Waveqche, told reporters after the ceremony in Santa Fe, northern Argentina: “I’ve always liked mature ladies.”   Mr Waveqche added: “I don’t care what other people say.” He and bride Adelfa Volpes, 82, are planning to travel to Rio de Janeiro for their honeymoon.

Asked if the marriage was purely spiritual, Ms Volpes laughed and replied: “There is going to be more.”  The couple were married in a civil service after several years of engagement, and later walked through a local church surrounded by reporters.

Their love blossomed when Mr Waveqche went to live with her after his mother’s death when he was 15.    

He said he admired his new wife’s zest for life, and emphasised how special she was to him.