Cirque in New York – Amaluna!

When Mr K first said he wanted to go to the US this year; before I booked air fares, before leave applications were lodged, before finances were worked out, I bought tickets to see Amaluna in New York! Yes, I was that excited about the prospect of seeing the Cirque du Soleil’s newest show.
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The show was quite different from what I’ve come to expect from the Cirque du Soleil. It was more reminiscent of the recent big screen Cirque film, World’s Away than any of the other shows I have seen, in that it has a clear story of the coming of age of a character named, Miranda (it might just be me, but there’s more than a little theatrical Shakespeare running through this show) who goes through various trials (the Tempest) to meet her true love (a rather love sick Romeo type). Miranda is a small powerhouse of a gymnast and dancer, who does some amazing balance work and an beautiful underwater ballet in a large spherical glass/pool like the one in Zumanity.
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This Cirque is supposed to be a celebration of the feminine, and there is less macho thrills and chills types acts and more acts designed to show the flexibility and sometimes quiet strength of the feminine. There were still plenty of acts with acrobats flying high, from both guys and girls and I love watching the incredibly difficult things these amazing performers are capable of doing. Girls on parallel bars dressed in bright red and calling battle cries and guys in blue on a seesaw type launcher showing off amazing aerial skills.
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There was also three amazing women doing aerial work that looked like the trapeze you have when you are not having a trapeze. These girls were flying around overhead, doing the most amazing flips and twirls and splits and stunts at frightening speed and height, all while just hanging on by their hands, and looking awesome while doing it. There was also a stunningly beautiful woman doing some lovely aerial work in a hoop and on a moon shaped contraption that was of course displaying the phases of the moon and correlating them with the phases that Miranda was moving through, and she was mesmerisingly graceful and strong at the same time.image
The musicians and singers were more front and centre in this show than usual, with singers sitting on the edge of the stage and singing throughout various acts, and the guitarists (all women) were front and centre providing a fairly fancy hard rock soundtrack to some of the acts as well. Even the cellist who was also singing at various times, was placed in the moon apparatus and suspended high above the crowd.

I really enjoyed the show, but I always do. It’s like going to see Olympic athletes perform, but ones who’ve been given amazing costumes, beautiful make up, unbelievably creative choreography and a kick ass soundtrack. Looking forward to three more Cirques next week in Vegas! 🙂image

The Waldorf Astoria tour

The Waldorf Astoria claims to be a ‘living Art Deco museum’, and from the luxurious lobby it certainly appears to be so, and one with plenty of history, so when I saw in the compendium in our room that they host small group tours for guests, I thought it would be an excellent way to learn more about the history of the building, the artworks and its famous guests over the years.

It seems the original Waldorf hotel was built by William Waldorf Astor in 1893, out of a severe dislike for his aunt, Caroline Webster Schermerhorn Astor. You see he deliberately built the unlucky 13-story high Waldorf Hotel right next door to her 5th Avenue home; apparently just to annoy her. By all accounts she was a terribly unpleasant New York socialite who maintained a circle of only 400 people ‘worth knowing’, and if you were not in this circle she would refuse to acknowledge your existence even if you went right up to her and said ‘Good day’. In addition to her dreadfully snobby habits, she was also a terrible bigot and harboured a long abiding hatred towards the Jewish community. Oh well. Against expectations, the Waldorf, being the tallest hotel in the world at that time, did roaring trade and became very popular under the guidance of a general manager named Lucius Bloomer.

Well, Caroline’s son, John Jacob Astor IV (most famous for having perished in 1914 in the Titanic disaster when making the transAtlantic crossing with his scandalous pregnant teenage wife, Madeline) was having none of this insulting his mother stuff, so he encouraged her to move to the Upper East side where he built her a beautiful new home – complete with ballroom that would accommodate precisely 400 people and no more.  After that, he decided to build a second hotel on the site where his mother’s house was, right next door to the William Waldorf Astor’s, Waldorf Hotel – and of course he made it four stories higher than cousin William’s hotel. John Jacob Astor IV contacted the general manager of the Waldorf, Lucius Bloomer and asked him if he would manage the two hotels together (seems a bit incongruous with the rest of this oneupmanship story, but who knows how they did business then?), which he agreed to do and had suggested that the two hotels be joined together by an interior rouge marble walkway, which later became known as ‘Peacock Alley’ given the propensity of New York’s socialites for strutting back and forth between the hotels to see, and be seen.
original-waldorf-astoria.jpgIncidentally, Peacock Alley was also the place where survivors of the Titanic were brought to be reunited with their families after the disaster. Eventually, these two hotels were torn down to make way for the Empire State Building which was built in their place, and Lucius Bloomer went to Florida to retire.

New York however, was not happy at losing it’s now famous Waldorf=Astoria (a name that Lucius Bloomer registered himself, after having convinced Astor to not call his hotel ‘The Schermerhorn’ after his mother, due to the likelihood that Americans would constantly mispronounce it – btw, Caroline’s home on the Upper West side was eventually torn down to make way for a Jewish temple! Talk about serendipity! – and eventually, a scheme was put in place to build the current Waldorf=Astoria (the ‘=’ sign was apparently supposed to be visually reminiscent of Peacock Alley) and contracts were signed literally one day before the Black Friday stock market crash in 1929, which heralded the beginning of the Great Depression. It turns out The Depression did not overly much hinder the building of this grand hotel which opened in 193.  In fact, the sudden drop in the price of labour actually helped get things off the ground. Lucius Bloomer was encouraged out of retirement and out of Florida to ensure that all things would be done, ‘just so’. And by all accounts, the new hotel flourished to be the new epicentre of all things high society and full of influential visitors, as its predecessor was.

Our little tour started off at the famous clock in the Gentlemen’s Lobby – so named as this is where the men would settle their bills and deal with the concierge staff, ladies were not prohibited from the Gentlemen’s Lobby, they were however properly bred ladies were strongly discouraged from dealing with anything so gauche as ‘the money’. The Gentlemen’s Lobby is designed with black marble and dark timbers and has a sombre smoking room look about it for this reason. waldorf-clock.jpg The clock was a gift from Queen Victoria to the Chicago World’s Fair, which like many other World Fairs and expositions was broke by the bottom line and resorted to selling things off – including gifts from foreign heads of state. waldorf-clock.jpg While the clock was already very grand, apparently John Jacob Astor had decided to add a three-foot black marble plinth to the clock to give it even more grandeur, and a likeness of the Statue of Liberty to the top. Queen Victoria is said to have been seriously displeased at the addition of a FRENCH statue to their English clock and apparently demanded it back. Astor however, claiming he was really quite fond of it, and having paid good money for it, refused to acquiesce to her demands. Our tour guide for the morning, Karen, is a local Historian who was full of interesting tidbits of information about the hotel and 19th century New York society.
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Next, we went on through to the Ladies’ Lobby, where the womenfolk would be able to congregate while awaiting their menfolk to deal with the bills. The decor in this large space is much airier and lighter – it is surrounded by fresco paintings depicting scenes of recreations available in New York, and has an enormous mosaic on the floor, made out of 150,000 pieces of marble that came from six different countries. The mosaic took nine years to complete and was done entirely *after* the hotel opened – the work being completed at night from 1am to 9am while the patrons slept and it was covered by an enormous rug during the day.
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During the 1960s, some bright spark had the great idea to modernize the hotel; all the walls were painted white, the frescoes were boarded over and the plywood covering them was painted white, even the ceiling mouldings were covered and painted white and the mosaic on the floor was covered with thick wall to wall carpet. It was not until a small flooding incident in one of the ballrooms in the mid-80s, which saw a hasty removal of the carpet, that the beautiful mosaic was rediscovered as everyone had forgotten it was there! It was at this point that decisions were made to return the hotel to its original 1930s Art Deco splendour… the original colours were sourced, the mosaic shown the light of day and the frescos were rediscovered as well.

Coming off the Ladies’ Lobby are two rooms, often used for weddings and small functions (by small I mean holding 100-150 persons). We went into the Vanderbuilt Room to have a look at the sort of room you could host your private function in, if you had the money – apparently there are several prominent high schools that hold their annual proms here, and birthday parties and engagement parties, as well as business conferences, are also quite common. All the chandeliers in the hotel are made from Austrian crystal, with the exception of the one Waterford crystal chandelier that hangs in the Grand Ballroom apparently.
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We moved through a series of entrance lobbies on our way to the Starlight Ballroom, this one with a lovely black and white Art Deco marble floor and a feathered chandelier that used to hang in the Starlight Ballroom, but was replaced by more Austrian crystal ones. It seems the proprietors have had a very good habit of never throwing things out, but rather putting things into storage and much has been re-purposed over the years.
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Next, we went to the Starlight Ballroom which is on the 18th floor, and was named such because, in 1931, it was built with a retractable roof so that patrons could literally dine and dance under the stars. It also has a terrace off the entire length of it that was used for hotel guests to have breakfasts but is now only used during functions. The ceiling no longer retracts to see the stars, as this large flat section of the roof turned out to be the only space large enough to accommodate the hotel’s air conditioning system when it was installed and a solid roof was built and the air con went in.
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After wandering around the Starlight Ballroom, we went for a look in the Waldorf Towers. The Towers is a section of the hotel which contains only suites and which are available for permanent residency. Some of the residents have included Frank Sinatra, Martin Scorcese, Marilyn Monroe, and Paris Hilton who grew up here as a child and many other famous people. Every president since Hoover has stayed at the Waldorf (including JFK, who apparently stayed here with his family; he kept his affairs at the Carlisle, of course). We managed to have a sneak peak of the Herbert Hoover Suite which happened to be vacant at the moment.
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After this we went back downstairs to the Grand Ballroom, which is designed to look like an Italian opera house… and here is where we found the only chandelier in the hotel which Karen assured us is Waterford crystal darlings, not that Austrian nonsense.
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The Grand Ballroom has several antechambers coming off it that accommodate guests for pre-ball aperitifs, rooms to go to have supper, and cloak check rooms. All luxuriously appointed and all available for hire for special occasions. We didn’t get any indication of how much these rooms might cost to hire, and I rather gather that if you had to ask… you probably couldn’t afford it.
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This room was particularly impressive and is called the Baseldon Manor Room, largely because nearly everything in it was purchased from a post-war ‘injured’ property – from the light fittings to the beautiful ceiling frescos that depict Dante’s Inferno. It really is very European and epitomises the ‘living museum’ ideals of the hotel precisely.
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This is the cloakroom for guests to use when they come to functions at the Grand Ballroom… many famous and well-to-do guests have walked through these halls over the years, from presidents to film and rock stars.
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Playing tourist in NYC

We decided to take a wander down around the Times Square area today and just see where we ended up and go into anything of interest that our New York Passes would gain us entry to. I have discovered that I am more of a planned and scheduled sort of tourist, whereas Mr K is quite happy to be a sort of ‘freeform’ traveller. As you can imagine, these two styles are not exactly harmonious but we are getting along fine (you never know – I have seen couples go to pieces, or for each other’s throats, when they rely on each other during travel, fortunately that is not the case here).

Before going anywhere we need to navigate the transit system, which I can’t seem to help myself, but continually call it the Tube, and we briefly passed through Grand Central Station, which is enormous and beautiful. Such a familiar place thanks to seeing it in so many movies! So familiar and yet, I had no idea where we were going.
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We eventually made it down to Times Square and had a bit of a look around. I am not impressed by all of it. There is construction going on everywhere so it is loud annoying, and there are so many hawkers on the street trying to sell you expensive hop on/hop off bus passes… by the 30th guy waving a flying in my face I was getting close to telling the next one to ‘fuck off ya wanker’ in my best Aussie ocker. I think the only thing that stopped me was that most of them are black dudes well over six feet tall. :/
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Then we ran into Nicholas Cage, right there in Times Square… well, I can’t back that up. Mr K wanted to go to Madame Tussaud’s. I went to the one in London back in 1995 and it was so traumatic (long story) that I have never had the desire to go to another, but here we were.
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It was included in the New York Pass, but I tell you anyone who shelled out USD$36 to go in and see that shite needs their head read.
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Mr K was sure to get a picture with the Katy Perry figure, ‘for The Small Child, of course, because he likes her’. Ahuh, yeah sure.
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Next stop after that harrowing experience, was the Hershey’s Chocolate shop and the M&M Store (though why, I don’t really know as I am not fond of chocolate at all). We saw a wall of Reece’s Peanut Buttercups which made us think of Roxy (our favourite tame American back home) and Aunty Gillian who LOVES the Reece’s to pieces. 🙂
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The M&M Store was very ‘Disney’, without the theme songs, they even had some mad and wildly expensive collectibles like this $3000 jacket!mm-wall.jpg
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We were also looking for a New Orleans Saints hat that Mr K had seen down south, but which they didn’t have in his size, and we found ourselves popping into three of the four Lids stores that are all in a one block radius of Times Square… no one needs that many hats.lids-times-square-hats.jpg
By then it was time for lunch as we had had a bit of a late start to the day, and we were meeting up with a friend from Mr K’s work and her travel buddy for lunch at the Olive Garden – which is pretty unremarkable, for all the kids of Glee going on about their unlimited breadsticks! 😛

Lunch was great fun, it was awesome to catch up with some fellow Aussies and laugh over the foibles of our American counterparts and to collectively moan about the bullshit tipping system, the uselessness of the pennies and the tedium of one dollar notes and toilet doors that don’t have a ‘vacant/engaged’ door lock on them!!! After lunch the girls decided to join us in visiting the Art of the Brick exhibition, which had closed in January, but was reopened by popular demand at the Times Square Discovery Centre.
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I was immediately taken by the cleverness of these 3D sculptures done of famous artworks in Lego. There was Klimt’s ‘Kiss’, Van Eyck’s ‘Arnofini Wedding’, Munch’s ‘The Scream’, a section of the Bayeaux Tapestry, DaVinci’s ‘Vitruvian Man’ and the ‘Mona Lisa’.
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Though I admit, I was less taken by these painting/panel like ones which, in theory anyone could create with the help of a cross stitch pattern generator program. But the 3D sculptures were very clever in deed.
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Vermeer’s ‘Girl with a Pearl Earring’.
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Mr K’s favourite artwork of all time, that is never on display at the MET because of the delicacy of the piece, ‘The Great Wave of Kanagawa’ done by Hokusai. Then there was a Lego brick, Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’, one of Monet’s sunsets, a sculpture of ‘Whistler’s Mother’.
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Then we saw some more awesome sculptures, a Greek vase depicting Apollo and Mercury playing dice, the ‘Winged Victory of Samothrace’, a double headed serpent and a sitting Buddha, and Rodin’s ‘The Thinker’.
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I was quite surprised to see Duchamp’s urinal here, though I couldn’t make out the famous R.Mutt signature on the front. There was one of Degas’ dancers and all sorts of wonderful things, and Easter Island head that I failed to grab a pic of!
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Some more sculptures:
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At the end of the exhibit, we were offered a brick to write out names on and to leave on a growing wall of visitors…
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Then on our way out, I saw our friend Dimitri rendered in Lego!
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After that we went to the Rockefeller Centre to see the plaza and do some more shopping (at the MET store again, the Nintendo Store and a few other funky little places). I couldn’t believe the ice rink was still in situ, but then again it’s definitely been cold enough for it, so why not?
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Then it was off to the Observation Deck at the Top of the Rock. Sixty something floors up in 42 seconds flat. We had timed this so that we could get some views in the late afternoon and wait around to see the views at night time of New York all lit up. And one thing I will say about being here while it is so bloody cold, there have been hardly any queues anywhere, and this place was no different – just about walked straight in, give or take a security screening (again!)
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I don’t know why but, I like these silly viewer/binocular things. They are strangely anthropomorphic in my head and every now and again, the iPhone wants to ‘tag’ someone’s face when it is focusing on them. They are weird and kinda cool. top-of-the-rock-parkside-viewer.jpg
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We stayed around until it was dark and braved the freezing cold and cutting winds to go back out on the observation decks and take more photos. The pics from my phone don’t really cut it but I got some amazing timed exposure shots from my DSLR. The only problem with standing around in such a place late in the evening in the freezing cold and looking like you know how to use a camera is that everyone was asking me to take photos for them – I must have had five couples, families, solo travellers all asking me to take pics for them. My fingers were stinging they were so cold by the end of it.
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I saw this from the Top of the Rock, but missed the significance of it until this morning. Apparently in ‘honour’ of Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist ‘Church’ passing yesterday, the Empire State Building was lit up in rainbow colours for five minutes. Well done NYC… we thoroughly approve of this gesture.
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After the conditions on top of the building, we made our way back down and found it was a mild stroll back to the Waldorf. On the ground it didn’t feel very cold at all. We went past the Rockefeller at night and noticed how much prettier everything looks with fairy lights and reached a consensus that all things look prettier with twinkly fairy lights – so note to self, add fairy lights next time I am feeling like I need a pick me up! 😉
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La Boheme at the MET Opera

Visited the MET opera this evening to see La Boheme. The first thing we noticed on our approach to the Lincoln Center is the enormous glass atrium/lobby where there are two huge paintings hanging that look like Chagalls… only it turns out they don’t look like Chagalls, they ARE Chagalls that were specially commissioned for this space. The opera house is an incredibly beautiful building and has quite unique architecture, I loved it, from the sweeping staircases to the modern chandeliers and deep red velvet walls, it had just a lush, traditional and luxurious feel to the place.
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La Boheme is one of my favourite operas, not because of the story line; which sees a sickly Mimi falls in love with a jealous Rodolpho and ends somewhat tragically, but because it has some particularly poignant, beautiful and very famous arias in it.

It turns out that this colourful and detailed production was the inventive creation of Franco Zeffirelli – yes, that Zeffirelli who directed Romeo & Juliet in 1968. He’s still working and is well known for his operative productions and after seeing this evenings performance, I can see why opera patrons continue to love his work.
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The sets and the costumes were elaborate, and strong performances were evident from Maija Kovaleska as the sickly Mimi, and Joseph Calleja as the poet Rodolfo. The crowd certainly appreciated their efforts. Additionally there was a plethora of chorus members, numbering over two hundred performers, who were very tight in their renditions of the various chorus parts.
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I had a brilliant night out though I have to say that there are some people around who seriously should consider not attending this sort of event… seated directly in front of me was a woman in her early 20s who seemed to think it appropriate to turn the brightness right down on her cell phone and text during the performance. She keep this up for several minutes at the beginning of the performance, and just as I was about to tap her on the shoulder and tell her to cease and desist, a woman seated in her row, beat me to it. That same woman then failed to make it back to her seat after both intermissions and I could see her out of the corner of my eye standing around off to our left, while her seat and that of her girlfriend were empty for over half of the performance as they were standing for the entire second and fourth acts! You’d think they would have learned to return to their seats faster after having missed the call the first time. Ladies, if you are not interested in opera, and if your social life is sooo entertaining that you can’t leave your phone alone for two hours together, then don’t fucking go to an opera. I KNOW your tickets were nearly $200 a piece, might I suggest that you let someone who actually wants to be there to enjoy the performance buy them next time? Someone who won’t want to text throughout? Perhaps you should stay home and watch Jersey Shore instead!

Metropolitan Museum of Art, NYC

My museum snobbery started somewhere in the early 90s, after a visit to the Queensland Art Gallery and seeing a particularly enormous and delightful canvas, depicting a bright yellow Monaro with big fat tyres and black racing stripes, fancifully entitled: “Bitch Magnet”. If smartphones had been invented then I would have taken an obligatory picture of the abomination, but seeing that they weren’t and the internet was yet to be used for anything at all back then, I am failing in my duty to have a representation of it here for your edification. Unfortunately the QAG has always seemed a little lacking to someone with an interest in ancient and medieval history, and as these things go, if you’re interested in seeing culturally significant works more than 200 years old, then the QAC is not for you. We have a bit of a dearth of that sort of thing in Queensland, which is why so many of us plan trips interstate whenever there is an exhibition travelling to one of the souther galleries that isn’t coming our way. I know many people who have coincided ‘work’ trips or family obligation trips with travelling exhibits of the Old Masters or the Renaissance Paintings exhibit in Canberra at the National Gallery. And when we do get something fabulous, like the Afghan Treasure… we are all over that like fat kids on cupcakes, starving little culture vultures that Brisbanites are.

Unfortunately (nah, I can’t back that up) my museum snobbery was only solidified by travelling to some of the most renown galleries throughout Europe in my early 20s in London, Paris, Madrid, Rome, Florence, Venice, Istanbul, Vienna etc. where I had the opportunity to see many important and famous works of art. Then I went and made things even worse by doing a degree in Visual Arts. And another one in literature and history. Oh well, so be it. But I have digressed before I even began!

Today, I made a pilgrimage to the Metropolitan Museum of Art – somewhere that has been on my ‘to do’ list my entire life, and it does not disappoint. Around every corner is another stunning gallery filled with famous and familiar names, another unbelievable artefact to examine and contemplate, another unexpected delight. Whether you are into Byzantine mosaic, Asian isomorphic representations, Egyptology, Limoge enamelware, 14th century tapestry, medieval armour, American painting, early modern decorative arts, Renaissance sacredotal painting… it doesn’t matter, they have a bit of everything. I think I spent the entire day stumbling around picking my jaw up off the floor as I wandered past all these names from my text books – Vermeer, Millet, Rubens, Rembrandt, Monet, Manet, Cezanne, Gaughin, Van Gogh, Van Eyck, Rodin, Bruegel, Holbein, Surat, Tiepolo, Lotto, and Unknown (OMG, that Unknown artist dude is crazy talented!). I was just in seventh heaven.
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We started off in the impressionist gallery as Mr K has a fondness for Van Gogh that I knew nothing about and ran into all the big names from the period just sitting there on the walls, looking all innocuous and marvellous and alarmingly expensive.





There are two entire rooms filled with Degas paintings of his ballet dancers, his bathing nudes and his sculptures. Any one of these pieces would be a major draw card or centre piece for any gallery in the world, and here they have too many to count! It’s unbelievable and wonderful and perhaps even a little overwhelming, it becomes hard to comprehend exactly what you are looking at, when the normally unique and exclusive, is so almost so plentiful as to be appear nearly commonplace… slight weirdness there.

Predictably I spent quite a bit of time wandering around the Medieval European galleries and took so many photos with my proper camera that I will have to sort when I get back, but a small sample of items I snapped with the iPhone mostly include owls, heraldry, memento mori and some pelican paraphernalia.

Heraldic horse pendants.
Ivory casket, 11th century carved with warriors and dancers.
Another 11th century artefact of an obscure little bed described as the ‘Baby Jesus’ bed’ however no other details were available. Very curious thing.
A later period carved ivory rosary and detail.

Brooch of gold and precious stones, late 16th century.
Brass bowl depicting a pelican in her piety, 14th century.

Then there were the hunting tapestries. I walked into a room and saw these on my left and nearly fell over. I’ve seen it so many times in so many books… just stunning.


Obscure detail of a painted altarpiece – I liked his hat. 🙂 Have a snap of the whole work and the info on it (but that is trapped on CF card until I get home).

I spent quite a bit of time wandering through the arms and armour display and took incalculable photos of the armour, details of each, photos of rapiers, firearms, crossbows and lord knows what else. These are just some happy snaps of some 16th century armour.



I thought this was really interesting, it is apparently a Medieval recreation of Roman armour and would have been used for reenactment or dramatic purposes. Very cool.

I took many, many photos of the firearms and crossbows which I will have to post to the Lochac firearms guild FB page when I get home.
This is a 15th century Italian pietre dure table made for the Farnese family, and a detailed shot of the inlaid stone work.

An or nue piece that was stunning in real life, but this picture isn’t as finely focused as I am hoping my other images of it are.
And a French Limoge enamelled casket from the 13th century.Seriously, these were just a few of the amazing things I saw today and managed to grab happy snaps on my phone of them.

Some more paintings – Salome with John the Baptist’s head (will edit in artist later), a Tiepolo and a Van Eyck altarpiece.



I loved this depiction of the Saints in Adoration of the Holy Trinity, by an unknown spanish painter of the 15th century. It shows all the saints lined up in neat rows and the Trinity in the top centre of the piece and dead centre is HELL… dum, dum, da! Complete with evil hellfish/beast/leviathan thing. Love it!


Then I wandered around the corner and found a beautiful, and very famous, Cranach. And a couple of Vermeers, one of which is an Allegory for Catholicism I think. Then a lovely Venus and Cupid done by Rubens, and a couple of Rembrandts, one of which is a self portrait… just so many amazing and famous works everywhere you turned.



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This was pretty incredible, there is a section downstairs under the European Painting gallery that houses entire rooms laid out with Louis XIV furniture and is quite reminiscent of the sort of thing you see in Versaille or the Shonnbrun or other great castles in Europe.

And after that it was time to hit the gift shop and hightail out of there, for today at least. My sticker was tattered and well used, as were my feet. Everyone else seemed to deposit theirs on a board on their way out each day… so much for the cool little fold over tin tokens that were iconic of the MET for many years.


And the best bit about the MET is, I am here all week and I haven’t even touched the Egyptian, Asian, Classical, American Painters or oh, so many different galleries to get through yet! I think this might well be the only reason I needed to come to New York.