Small child: Mom, you need to go on the Biggest Loser..
Mom: huh?
Small Child: Cos you’re getting fat, Mom, here…. and …. here!
(pointing at my breasts in unusually low cut top..)
Mom: Thanks baby… 🙁
Mom: Grrrrr…. Mr K!!! Will you stop letting him watch trash!!!
Mr K: Whoops!
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