Small Child: Mom, Mom Mom!
Mom: What’s wrong!!
Small Child: The ‘puter has gone all blue screen*, can you come and fix it!!!
Mom: Oh no Angel, what have you done!?!?! You know you’re not supposed to fiddle with the computer. Your Dad is not going to be happy!
Small Child runs and hides in his room.
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Goes in to check out what he’s done to the PC…
Mom: Sweetie – it’s okay that blue screen is just the end of your program… Mom didn’t mean to freak out!
* Windows Media Centre default screen :S
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