Blogging is one of those weird modern day phenomena that I never imagined I would end up participating in. It seems so counter intuitive. Keeping diaries or journals has traditionally been an intrinsically private endeavour to allow someone to record their personal thoughts and save them to reflect on later. So, it seems excessively odd that many of us feel compelled to write down our personal thoughts in an electronic blog/journal/diary thing and then leave them deliberately lying about on the ginormous metaphorical coffee table that is the Internets, so that any anonymous random stranger can pick them up and start flicking through your thoughts at random.
I started this blog on the suggestion of an IVF counsellor who felt my frustrations and disappointments were eating away at me at a rapid rate of knots. She was entirely right about this if nothing else. At the time I had an overwhelming vortex of IVF crap swirling around in my head… so I took her advice and thought I’d start a journal. Given that I can type at 80-90wpm and handwrite at about 30wpm it seemed logical to start a blog rather than go out and stock up on Moleskines or something equally clichéd. Initially I found it difficult to articulate how I felt (yeah, whatever scoffing away!), but eventually I convinced myself it would be cathartic to get it all out. Over time the blogging about painful personal accounts of IVF disappointments and chronic back pain, gave way to ranting about the inequities of customer service, family disagreements, retail therapy and your average run of the mill trials and tribulations of modern day existence… at which point, I didn’t really care too much who was reading nor how they found me.
But find me they did and from the weirdest possible places. Since switching this blog to WordPress I’ve had access to more detailed site stats which tell me how many people come read my crap (between 80-100 on an average day), but the really interesting bit is HOW they got here. The stats also tell me what people are Google searching that land them on my drivel laden pages. Some of these search terms are interesting, some are hilarious and some of them are just plain weird. This is a list of the (occasionally alarming) search terms that have directed people to my blog over the last three months.
Things people Google search and end up on www.boryssnorc.com :
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