Research essay on Mongols causes earworm!

I’ve had a request for a stupid song I got stuck in my head back in July 2010 when I was writing a research essay on the 13th Century travel writings of William of Reubruck when ventured into the Mongolian courts of the Great Khan. At the time I had only just recovered from Weebl’s Somalia song which haunted me at Festival that year and had moved onto the Narwhals song which had gotten stuck in my head really badly for night on a month. Well, at great inconvenience to the management, I have found the Mongols/Nahwhals song that I thought was lost in the great FB scorched earth event of Jan 2011. The lyrics go with this song… feel free to listen to it at your own risk! It is ridiculously annoying, incredibly contagious and ridiculously persistent. Depending on how you look at it, it’s one of the best/worst earworms ever!

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Mongols! Mongols! Living in Karakorum
Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome
Mongols! Mongols! Living in Karakorum

Lots of men and lots of might
They’ll burn your village in the night
Like the devil’s horde they swarm
Drunk on mare’s milk since they’re born
They’re on a bloody killing spree
Try hard to bargain to get free!

Mongols! They are Mongols!
Just don’t let them touch your balls
Mongols! They are Mongols!
Mongols! Inventors of the stupid yurt!

PS: Yale… I hunted through 51,333 comments on this video to find this stupid song!!!

Original lyrics:

Narwhals! Narwhals!
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Because they are so awesome

Narwhals! Narwhals!
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They’d beat a polar bear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn
They’ve got a kickass facial horn
They’re the Jedi of the sea
They stop Chthulu eating ye

Narwhals… they are narwhals!
Just don’t let them touch your balls
Narwhals they are narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!