I’m all the way up to the “J’s”… who’d’ve thunk? I sure as hell didn’t expect that I’d persevere with it but the letter lists are proving fun. The previous letters are all tagged under ‘list’ over there —->
List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “J”….
1. Jewellery – custom, unique or unusual items mostly
2. Jambalaya – good jambalaya is awesome
3. Jasper Fforde – frivolous fiction for classic literature snobs
4. Jam drops – only Mandy’s ‘special’ jam drops circa 1990
5. Juniper berries – without which we would have no tasty gin
6. Jarlsberg – don’t know why it took me so long to think of this!
7. Jack Russel Terriers – smart like Eddie from Frasier
8. Juxtaposition – artsy fartsy twonk words ahoy!
9. Joe Cocker– Fisherman’s Wharf on the Gold Coast… good times
10. Journal comments – helps alleviate that feeling that you’re a cantankerous old misanthrope who spends your time going ‘blah’ about life’s little injustices all over the internets when actually you’re a certifiable lunatic who spends all your time talking to yourself 🙂
List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “J” List
1. Jackass – doing their bit to cleanse the gene pool since 1999
2. Junk – yard sales or $2 shops are not for me….we prefer quality
3. Jealousy – such a wasted emotion, nothing good can be gained from it
4. January – It’s always too fucking hot… and too hot for that too
5. Jellyfish – pure evil… and I suspect smarter than we think
6. Jacaranda Trees – one month a year they drop purple mush everywhere
7. Justin Timberlake – other than blonde bimbos, what does he do again?
8. Junk mail – ‘Oh I want one and it’s cheap!’ even though I don’t need it
9. Jay – of “and Silent Bob” fame….that character just grates on me.
10.Jalapenos – prefer not ‘feel the burn’ when dining. I don’t know what it is but if you go out for curry or Mexican with more than one man at the table there invariably ends up being some sort of dick waving contest to see who can handle their meal the hottest that comes in pigeon pair with inevitable taunts of “wuss” to whomever pikes first. I don’t get it and am not interested. Perhaps this is because I like to taste my food rather than feel it or perhaps it’s because I’m comfortable with the size of my equipment 🙂
Bloody hell the “J”s were hard.
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