More letter lists…. and I was totally right the “I”s were ridiculously hard. And I made it harder on myself by not using ‘Icecream’ cos it kinda goes without saying that everyone likes icecream of one variety or another. Can’t wait for the ‘Oh Oh Ohs”. True. it’s quite difficult. See if you can come up with a list of things starting with “I” that you like.
List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “I”….
1. IVF – it’s a miracle 🙂
2. Internets – are for porn… goats, midgets what have you. Rule 34!
3. Istanbul – one of my favourite European cities such an amazing place
4. Idioms – the origins of many English idioms are truly bizarre
5. iPhone – the love affair continues unabated after several months
6. Insurance – hate the bills but like being covered if shit happens
7. Isfahan rugs – thanks to Shmael in Quetta who rarely barters with women
8. Icehouse – actually just the one song ‘Nothing too Serious’
9. Italian men – Ciao bella! Want to see my scoot? 😉
10. Instant Messaging – being able to catch up with friends and family when you see them pop online is fantastic. It’s easy and convenient and I’m sure has allowed me to keep in touch with people overseas or interstate who I might have lost touch with otherwise.
List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “I”
1. IVF – it’s a curse 🙁
2. Insulin resistance – causes the metabolism of a dull witted slug.
3. Intolerance – variety is the spice of life… get over it
4. Ipswich – wanna go crack some laps on Fridee night? ewww.
5. ‘It’s a Small World After All’ – used to work for Disney… nuff said
6. Ironing – is for other people
7. iTunes – necessary evil if you want other ‘i’ things
8. Internal monologue failure – no one wants to know what’s in here
9. Illegible handwriting – no one writes and when they do it’s fugly.
10. Infertility – It’s one of Nature’s cruellest jokes to imbue a desire to procreate yet fail to provide one with the intrinsic capability to do so…. ‘Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.’