This morning, I was sitting in my living room on my PC, checking the email and minding my own business when I heard somone drive down our driveway. ‘Ah, that will be BigSal we’re going shopping to find BluddyMary the perfect birthday present this morning’… was what went through my mind. Until I heard someone hard on their car horn (that was Mr K) and then I heard some thing make a sickening crunch noise.
Which of course caused me to run out into the front yard with ‘What the fuck’ going through my mind. Whereupon I was greeted by the ridiculous sight of my fucking eejit of a sister, BigSal, having just reversed her brand new car into our brand new car.
She didn’t check her mirrors she said.
She didn’t see Mr K drive down behind her she said.
She reversed straight into our car without looking she said….
GRRRR!!!! FUCK. FUCK. FUCKITY. FUCK.
IT’S FUCKING FIRE ENGINE RED!!!
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE ‘JUST NOT SEE IT’?
"I’m so sorry Borys, I just didn’t see Mr K pull in". Hmmm. Nope. Definintely one of those times where "I’m so sorry" just don’t cut it. What sort of stupid chicken fuckin’ moron reverses their car anywhere (let alone in someone’s front yard which is often frequented by small children and small dogs) without checking what is behind them first.
Naturally I handled the situation with dignity and aplomb…. read – let loose with a string of accusatory expletives that would have made sailor blush. So yeah…. I think this confirms it – she is officially THE worst driver I have ever met in my entire life.
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