Whoa… ho! The lists are getting harder. But still proving worthwhile. The weekly dose of forcing myself to think of ‘stuff I likes’ is definitely therapeutic – though Lord knows why.
List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “F”….
1. First Kisses – memories of exciting first kisses can last a lifetime.
2. Family – will always take you in if you’re in need.
3. Friends – like family but we get to choose who we let in.
4. Fruit Tingles – especially the yellow ones, must be the 211.
5. Foreign films – they have to be exceptional to get a release here.
6. Facebook – perverting social sensibilities since 2004.
7. Flashman – a roué and a coward… but fucking funny.
8. Frozen Coke – loathe ‘the real thing’, love the frozen juice cola thing.
9. Flanelette sheets – love the cosy fluffy feeling on my nekkid skin
10. Fahrenheit – by Christian Dior. I absentmindedly followed a total stranger down the street once after catching the faint smell of Fahrenheit on him at a coffee shop.
List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “F” List
1. Frangipannis – they’re boring, they’re trite and they’re everywhere!
2. Family – once they get you in they never let you leave.
3. Fox – (Network that is) they kill all the good ones.
4. Fart jokes – only appeals to the lowest common denominator.
5. Fine Dining w~ Small Children – fancy restaurants and kids do not mix.
6. Fortune cookies – they’re always full of shit.
7. Fundamentalists – shove your moral righteousness up your arse.
8. Flowers – they’re ridiculously expensive and then they… well, die.
9. Fingerprints – on things where fingerprints ought not be.
10. Feminism – rabid feminist types just annoy me. I’ve never felt ‘less than’ a man so never felt the go on the rampage about it. But then I do have the benefits of generations having gone before me and the fortune not to be living under some hideously oppressive religious or political regime.