Droppin’ some ‘E’.

Some of these lists have been coming easily, others not so much.  I think I’m finding the likes or dislikes easier depending on my mood at the time.  This weeks positives were no problem but last week I think it was the opposite.  Don’t quote me on that for my short term memory is shot to shit and I can’t be relied upon to truthfully relate what happened this morning let along last week  :S

List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “E”….
1.   Email – Life before PCs… can’t hardly remember it.
2.   Eggplant/aubergine the colour not the food.
3.   Elegant phrases stumbling on something truly eloquent is all too rare.
4.   Ephesus if you’ve been you’ll know what I mean.
5.   Eggs Benedictone of life’s evil little pleasures.
6.   Etymology – www.etymonline.com
7.   Elizabeth Bennettwe’d all like to think we’re most like Lizzy
8.   Ebay – international garage sale minus the circus people.
9.   Eddie Izzard – thanks for all the jam and geography
10. Entertaining throwing dinner parties and deliberately throwing together friends who I know will stimulate passionate conversations about their opposing views or who I know are diametric opposites their lifestyles or professions. Diversity makes us interesting.  A great dinner party needs must have an exceptional Dinner Monkey… and they’re often altogether a bit thin on the ground unfortunately.

List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “E” List
1.  Electrical cords – bane of our modern existence.

2.  Euros – sucked all the fun out of the European Coke Economy.
4.  Egos – mine is pretty solid, but some people… fark.
4.  Electric Avenue; Eddy Grant – does that really need explaining?
5.  Egg – grocery shopping egg check… depressing
6.  Emos – save us the rhetoric and get it over with.
7.  Extreme sports – for people who don’t appreciate their health
8.  Elbow skin – most look like left over scrotum
9.  Ear wax – yuk… cotton buds people!  Please!
10.  eEverything – ‘e’ has taken over the planet.  eTax, eHugs, eCards, eBook, eWalk, eBrain, eAdvertiser… etc etc etc.  Only closely rivalled by the ‘i’ of iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iTunes fame.
Eddie Izzard Fairy

 

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