So far the list experiment has been working well…. forcing myself to sit and think of ten positive things I like starting with a letter is a real challenge as I think I’m a cup is half empty kinda girl. But this week I am proud to say I found the ‘things I don’t like” list was harder. Which is a good thing… I think.
List of 10 Things I Like That Start With “D”….
1. Diazepam – please sir, may I have some more?
2. Das Keyboard – if you’ve used one… you’ll know what I mean.
3. Digital cameras – instant gratification
4. Dairy products – cheese, yoghurt, custard, cheese, ice cream and cheese.
5. Dita von Tesse – she’s ten colours of fabulous.
6. Devil’s Dictionary – Ambrose Bierce…I like normal dictionaries too.
7. Drive In Theatre – crappy speakers, bean bags, booze… Ahh good times.
8. Dexter – what does it say about you if you empathise with a sociopath.
9. Diamonds – they make pretty rainbows in my car on sunny days.
10. Disney cartoons – totally formulaic but in a comforting sort of waywhere the good always thrive, the bad are invariably punished…. love reigns triumphant and all that other stuff that bears no direct correlation to Real Life™ whatsoever.
List of 10 Things I Hate or Dislike That Start With “D”
1. Dishonesty – If you feel, said or did something, own it.
2. Dinner guests – who RSVP but then pike at the last minute.
3. Dentists – not needlephobic but I HATE needles in my mouth.
4. Dog farts – OMG! How does such a stench emit from such a small dog.
5. Dude, Where’s My Car? – the worst shite ever committed to celluloid.
6. Diet softdrink – full of chemicals that no doubt are killing us.
7. Dust bunnies – they always… always… comes back.
8. Discontinued products – how dare they stop making our favourite stuff.
9. Discs laying about – they belong in cases and filed alphabetically!
10. Daewoos – sounds like a childish euphemism for accidentally peeing and/or shitting oneself… as in “Oh no Daddy! I mades a daewoo in my pants again.” or something to that effect. One should never have to drive a car that is in anyway reminiscent of excrement.
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